How would you rate the members of the Wizard's2013-14 roster

Knighthonor · Post #1 » by **Knighthonor** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:56 am

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2013-14 Roster Trevor Ariza F Leandro Barbosa (FA) Bradley Beal G Trevor Booker F Jason Collins (FA) C Al Harrington F Cartier Martin (FA) Eric Maynor G Nene F-C Emeka Okafor C Otto Porter F A.J. Price (FA) G Glen Rice G-F Kevin Seraphin C Chris Singleton F Garrett Temple G Jan Vesely F John Wall G Martell Webster F-G

On a scale from 0-to-10, 10 being the most value

How would you rate the members of the Wizard's 2013-14 roster in their current trade value?

dangermouse · Post #2 » by **dangermouse** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:12 am

Trevor Ariza: 6/10 cute beard, but he's the "second trevor" and no one wants that

Leandro Barbosa: 8/10 pirate surname, brazilian so you know he can dance and you know he keeps things tidy

Brad Beal: 2/10 no neck would not bang

Trevor Booker: 1/10 he is just a head on a pair of shoulders wouldnt even hold hands with

Jason Collins: 5/10 hotter when he was an in the closet sweetheart

Al Harrington: 7/10 old school thug, have to keep it all on the dl though or he'll probably kill your family

Eric Maynor: 6/10 would look cute in a button up, black rimmed glasses with a pink cardigan around his neck

Nene: 10/10 pls dont hurt me

Emeka Okafor: 5/10 average

Otto Porter: 6/10 twink

AJ Price: 7/10 would probably scrub up nice

Glen Rice: 0/10 never put your dick in crazy

Kevin Seraphin: 8/10 french boy but needs to work on those pecs

Chris Singleton: 0/10 no redeeming qualities

Garrett Temple: 2/10 sounds churchy

Jan Vesely: 9/10 twink with accent, would settle for threesome including his girlfriend

John Wall: 9/10 great dancer, would be a full 10 if he borrowed a tub of Wade's lip gloss

Martell Webster: 5/10 his melon is a weird shape

Nivek · Post #3 » by **Nivek** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:03 pm

dangermouse wrote:Trevor Ariza: 6/10 cute beard, but he's the "second trevor" and no one wants that

Leandro Barbosa: 8/10 pirate surname, brazilian so you know he can dance and you know he keeps things tidy

Brad Beal: 2/10 no neck would not bang

Trevor Booker: 1/10 he is just a head on a pair of shoulders wouldnt even hold hands with

Jason Collins: 5/10 hotter when he was an in the closet sweetheart

Al Harrington: 7/10 old school thug, have to keep it all on the dl though or he'll probably kill your family

Eric Maynor: 6/10 would look cute in a button up, black rimmed glasses with a pink cardigan around his neck

Nene: 10/10 pls dont hurt me

Emeka Okafor: 5/10 average

Otto Porter: 6/10 twink

AJ Price: 7/10 would probably scrub up nice

Glen Rice: 0/10 never put your dick in crazy

Kevin Seraphin: 8/10 french boy but needs to work on those pecs

Chris Singleton: 0/10 no redeeming qualities

Garrett Temple: 2/10 sounds churchy

Jan Vesely: 9/10 twink with accent, would settle for threesome including his girlfriend

John Wall: 9/10 great dancer, would be a full 10 if he borrowed a tub of Wade's lip gloss

Martell Webster: 5/10 his melon is a weird shape

RealGM needs a +2 button. HoF post.

Dat2U · Post #4 » by **Dat2U** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:13 pm

dangermouse wrote:...

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #5 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:46 pm

This made my day.

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noworriesinmd · Post #6 » by **noworriesinmd** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:48 am

dangermouse wrote:Glen Rice: 0/10 never put your dick in crazy

OMG...can't stop laughing HOF!