Retro Cathouse Draft!!!
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for snidley
scarlett johansson from match point. good times.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiXu9rrGGqY[/youtube]
scarlett johansson from match point. good times.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiXu9rrGGqY[/youtube]
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and I'm only now realising what "spear and magic helmet" might be referring too

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i was going to post my first ever crush Ginger from Gilligans island, it was in the early 80's when I watched it and thought she would be good for my 70's pick.
I didn't realise that show finished in the 60's!
I didn't realise that show finished in the 60's!

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Hopefully, you were thinking of this, Sachmo.
Sachmo wrote:i was going to post my first ever crush Ginger from Gilligans island, it was in the early 80's when I watched it and thought she would be good for my 70's pick.
I didn't realise that show finished in the 60's!
Is it too late to allow '60's choices for the Wild Card slot? I have a couple of potential draftees from then as well.
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i originally had a 60s category but took it out for fear that nobody would want it. maybe we should add it back.
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fatlever wrote:i originally had a 60s category but took it out for fear that nobody would want it. maybe we should add it back.
What if we just allowed any time frame for the non-decade categories? That would allow in the classic Hollywood starlets without forcing anybody to go there that's not familiar with them.
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fatlever wrote:here ya go fluffer
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No you didn't. C'mon man. Let me have my fun. That's a big thick hard slap of reality.
Not cool.
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SpearNMgicHelmt wrote:fatlever wrote:i originally had a 60s category but took it out for fear that nobody would want it. maybe we should add it back.
What if we just allowed any time frame for the non-decade categories? That would allow in the classic Hollywood starlets without forcing anybody to go there that's not familiar with them.
sounds good.
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@fluffer.
sorry, i couldnt resist. she's still hot even at 8months though...
accept my apology pics



that 3rd one is my favorite
sorry, i couldnt resist. she's still hot even at 8months though...
accept my apology pics



that 3rd one is my favorite
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one of my biggest crushes growing up was nicole eggert when she was on charles in charge. we were about the same age and i thought she was the greatest thing ever as a teen.
i already used up my 90s category and movies category. i'd rather not select her from charles in charge since she was like 17 on that show, so that rules out the 80s category and the tv category. so, i am selecting her from the movie R-rated flick blown away (1993), using the wildcard category. she gets naughty with both corey haim and corey feldman.
(side note - i do not endorse the fake boob version of nicole that turned up on baywatch a few years later. that version of nicole is dead to me. i also do not endorse the massively overweight version of nicole that crawled out of a hole in the 2000s)



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-PfZWKibjw[/youtube]
i already used up my 90s category and movies category. i'd rather not select her from charles in charge since she was like 17 on that show, so that rules out the 80s category and the tv category. so, i am selecting her from the movie R-rated flick blown away (1993), using the wildcard category. she gets naughty with both corey haim and corey feldman.
(side note - i do not endorse the fake boob version of nicole that turned up on baywatch a few years later. that version of nicole is dead to me. i also do not endorse the massively overweight version of nicole that crawled out of a hole in the 2000s)



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-PfZWKibjw[/youtube]
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In related news, I just looked at 2013's Maxim hot 100 list and am appalled. Their #1 is a travesty, a blatant attempt to get people talking about the list. Which means I've just now fallen for it.
http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013
http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013
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with his third pick in the Retro Cathouse draft Sik selects Ana Ivanovic in the category of sports






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For my third pick, I'm taking Jennifer Aniston. Best known for the movie Leprechaun, you might have also seen her in an obscure sitcom.
I'm going to be sneaky and put her in my Music category, because she was in the video for "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts, along with the rest of the cast of Friends. That early Friends era is probably the peak timeframe for her, but you could go with any year right up to now and she'd look great.
Pick 2: Erin Gray

Pick 1: Lynda Carter

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I was trying to just post all of my crushes and was contemplating posting Alyssa Milano from her Who's the Boss days. I was about the same age as the character when I liked her, but I realised they are borderline jailbait. seems creepy now that I'm older

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alright I know this might not be a popular pick, but I'm going to stick to my crushes and she was one of the biggest I had as a teenager. She was really was attractive back then.
So for 90's girl, I'm picking Pamela Anderson. Soon as I saw her on Home Improvement in 1991 I became obsessed with her.




also have to include a baywatch pic from the same era.

So for 90's girl, I'm picking Pamela Anderson. Soon as I saw her on Home Improvement in 1991 I became obsessed with her.




also have to include a baywatch pic from the same era.


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sachmo, there is still time to select alyssa milano from the award winning movie, poison ivy 2 and take back that wretched pam anderson pick.
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you have to admit she was nice looking in the early years before she got overly fake and teenage sachmo wanted to do all sorts of disgusting things to her.
I'm using this draft to reminisce.
I stand by my pick.
I'm using this draft to reminisce.
I stand by my pick.

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My next pick is Nikki Cox, who got my attention by being just *smoking* hot in the Married With Children ripoff Unhappily Ever After. They did a really nice job on the show with her wardrobe. Recent pictures I've seen of her imply she's had some plastic surgery that didn't go so well, so it's good we have the magic time machine for this. Nikki will go in my '90s category.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdzwfL8XwI[/youtube]
Pick 3: Jennifer Aniston

Pick 2: Erin Gray

Pick 1: Lynda Carter



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdzwfL8XwI[/youtube]
Pick 3: Jennifer Aniston

Pick 2: Erin Gray

Pick 1: Lynda Carter

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haha... i totally used to watch that awful show just to check that girl out. nice memory spear.
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fatlever wrote:haha... i totally used to watch that awful show just to check that girl out. nice memory spear.
Yeah, it was definitely not a good program. But I'd watch it anyway.
At one point, she was engaged to Mr. Floppy, Bobcat Goldthwait, which is one of the most imbalanced pairings ever! Moreso maybe than Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton.
I can't believe Angelina is still on the board. ESPN must be showing lots of close-ups of her in the green room.