Retro Cathouse Draft!!!

Post #61 » by **fatlever** » Tue Oct 1, 2013 3:50 am

Fats selects Christie Brinkley for the 70s category (she just barely makes it, appearing on the cover of SI in 1979. I'll take that version. Good enough for me. Better known for her cameos in the Vacation movies.

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #62 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Tue Oct 1, 2013 4:01 am

Christie always seemed not only hot, but classy too.

Post #63 » by **Diop** » Tue Oct 1, 2013 4:03 am

I used to love her as well.

Post #64 » by **Diop** » Tue Oct 1, 2013 7:17 am

for the TV category I'm taking WWE star Stacey Kiebler from 2001.

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #65 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Tue Oct 1, 2013 7:38 am

Sachmo wrote:for the TV category I'm taking WWE star Stacey Kiebler from 2001.

Dude! I was going to count wrestling/ballroom dancing as sports and pick her for that category. I'll have to get my GM working the phones to make trade offers. I was sad when Snidely took Scarlett Johansson too.

Post #66 » by **Diop** » Tue Oct 1, 2013 7:42 am

the first time I saw her as Ms Hancock on WCW I instantly developed a crush.

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #67 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Tue Oct 1, 2013 12:11 pm

Sachmo wrote:the first time I saw her as Ms Hancock on WCW I instantly developed a crush.

She would surely win the best legs contest out of anybody we come up with here.

But be warned. Now that you've drafted her, she's going to be comparing you to Clooney all the time. Whenever you get tired of that, ship her over my way.

Post #68 » by **Diop** » Tue Oct 1, 2013 12:45 pm

Pfft, that old fossil, he's no threat

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #69 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Wed Oct 2, 2013 3:49 am

This round I'm going with the spunky Kristen Bell, who is totally adorable. She has a really fun personality to go along with her cuteness. (I'm apparently now drafting for intangibles) She can go in my movies category for 2008's Forgetting Sarah Marshall even though she was evil in that one.

Pick 4: Nikki Cox
Pick 3: Jennifer Aniston
Pick 2: Erin Gray
Pick 1: Lynda Carter

Post #70 » by **Diop** » Wed Oct 2, 2013 2:45 pm

another unexplainable crush I had was Leelee Sobieski
I will pick her for the movie category for her role as Joan Of Arc 1999

Snidely FC · Post #71 » by **Snidely FC** » Wed Oct 2, 2013 6:47 pm

I'm drafting Maria Sharapova in the Sports category. My favorite of the "ovas". Tennis, anyone?

Team Snidely:
Ursala Andress - Bond Girl
Heidi Klum - 90s
Scarlett Johansson - 00s
Maria Sharapova - Sports

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #72 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Thu Oct 3, 2013 1:32 am

I'm not worthy of my next pick, the exotic Tia Carrere. She put the schwing in the early nineties Wayne's World movies, but I believe she was hottest as the spy villainess from True Lies in 1994. I've always thought she was stunning. I'll try to not hold it against her that she's been on Celebrity Apprentice.

Tia qualifies for the Sports slot since at one point she was the mistress of NHL player Tie Domi. She would have been a good fit for the music category if I hadn't already used that, because she's a singer in addition to being an actress.

Pick 5: Kristen Bell - Movies
Pick 4: Nikki Cox - 90's
Pick 3: Jennifer Aniston - Music (Rembrandts video)
Pick 2: Erin Gray - 70's
Pick 1: Lynda Carter - TV

Post #73 » by **fatlever** » Thu Oct 3, 2013 1:55 am

love the tia pick spear.

Post #74 » by **fatlever** » Thu Oct 3, 2013 2:26 am

Fats selects Olivia Munn (you knew it was coming)
2000s category
I am taking her from her Attack of the Show days 2006-2010, when she was mixing her funny side with her sexy side

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15I9k3qxbcY[/youtube]

Team Fats
Pheobe Cates 1982 - Movies
Jessica Alba 1999 - 90s
Susanna Hoffs 1985 - Music
Nicole Eggert 1993 - Wildcard
Christie Brinkley 1979 - 70s
Olivia Munn 2008 - 00s

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #75 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Thu Oct 3, 2013 2:31 am

fatlever wrote:love the tia pick spear.

While googling for pix, I found this video of her on Married With Children. With Tia Carrere and Christina Applegate wearing those dresses, who cares that the audio is German?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-xifcfU5Y[/youtube]

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #76 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Thu Oct 3, 2013 2:43 am

fatlever wrote:Fats selects Olivia Munn (you knew it was coming)
2000s category
I am taking her from her Attack of the Show days 2006-2010, when she was mixing her funny side with her sexy side

Olivia starts out as a 10 on looks alone. Then her fun personality bumps her up two points. Then she does the cosplay, which is another two points. The woman is a legit 14.

Post #77 » by **Diop** » Thu Oct 3, 2013 6:21 am

The 70's category took me a while to decide on, I was about to post Carrie Fisher for the most famous Cosplay costume ever, but thats from Return of the Jedi which is 80's. :sigh:

So I'm going with Cybill Shepard for 70's, She really was a stunner in her time.

the others from this set we NSFW

80's - Elle McPherson.
Bond Girl - Denise Richards.
Sport - Anna Kournikova
Music - Holly Valance
90's - Pam Anderson
TV - Stacy Kiebler
Movie - Leelee Sobieski
70's - Cybill Shepard

Snidely FC · Post #78 » by **Snidely FC** » Thu Oct 3, 2013 4:18 pm

From the 80s I'm going with Daryl Hannah, who looked sexy even with a fish tail.

Team Snidely:
Ursala Andress - Bond Girl
Heidi Klum - 90s
Scarlett Johansson - 00s
Maria Sharapova - Sports
Daryl Hannah - 80s

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #79 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Fri Oct 4, 2013 4:06 am

My team needs at least one foreign accent, so it's time to bring in the smoldering Rachel Weisz. I would like to file a petition with the commissioner to use her as my Bond Girl, since she's James Bond's actual girl. Rachel is married to Daniel Craig and has also expressed interest in being in the next Bond movie, which would mean I'd be getting a 2015 version of her. If the league denies my request, I have two other categories she'd fit in. I just don't have any particular crushes from the Bond movies even though there are plenty of quality women in them.

Pick 6: Tia Carrere - Sports (dated NHL player)
Pick 5: Kristen Bell - Movies
Pick 4: Nikki Cox - 90's
Pick 3: Jennifer Aniston - Music (Rembrandts video)
Pick 2: Erin Gray - 70's
Pick 1: Lynda Carter - TV

Post #80 » by **Diop** » Fri Oct 4, 2013 7:46 am

Next I'm going to pick a fellow Perth girl. She won me over with her hilarious role in Wedding Crashers.
For 00's I'm picking Isla Fisher.

80's - Elle McPherson.
Bond Girl - Denise Richards.
Sport - Anna Kournikova
Music - Holly Valance
90's - Pam Anderson
TV - Stacy Kiebler
Movie - Leelee Sobieski
00's - Isla Fisher
70's - Cybill Shepard