Retro Cathouse Draft!!!

Snidely FC · Post #81 » by **Snidely FC** » Fri Oct 4, 2013 12:15 pm

I watched/listened to this video like 20 times the day Whitney Houston died. This video just sends chills through my body every time I watch it. 20 yr old Whitney was a force of nature, surely a gift from the Gods. (ps check Letterman's reaction - pure comedy).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df5aaUbRx_s[/youtube]

So, yeah, Whitney Houston, 1985. My pick for Music Video category.

Ursala Andress - Bond Girl
Heidi Klum - 90s
Scarlett Johansson - 00s
Maria Sharapova - Sports
Daryl Hannah - 80s
Whitney Houston - Music Video

Post #82 » by **fatlever** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 12:51 am

so little participation in the draft. where are all the cathouse lovers? and what happened to fluffer? he had such a strong start.

Post #83 » by **fatlever** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 1:07 am

Fats selects Adrianne Palicki, from the tv series "Friday Night Lights", circa 2006 before she got involved with that crazy meth dealing Landry, who had poor Tim Riggins locked up in a hole in the ground, before Coach Taylor shot up the Nazis and freed him. Or perhaps I might be getting my shows mixed up.

Team Fats
Pheobe Cates 1982 - Movies
Jessica Alba 1999 - 90s
Susanna Hoffs 1985 - Music
Nicole Eggert 1993 - Wildcard
Christie Brinkley 1979 - 70s
Olivia Munn 2008 - 00s
Adrianne Palicki 2006 - TV

Elden Payton · Post #84 » by **Elden Payton** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 1:46 am

With his fourth pick in the Retro Cathouse Draft Sik selects Olivia Wilde for the category 00's

EDIT- Sorry about the top two picks, right click to open.

fluffernutter · Post #85 » by **fluffernutter** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 2:25 am

Category: TV show from any era, the era being Entourage circa, heck, 2009 or something.

The actress: Emanuelle Chriqui, her last name rhymes with freaky. Yeah, go figure. You know. E's girl.

Sure, she's hot and all, but two things make her stand out - no, not those you foul-minded beasts.

1) She plays smart/rich in a way that is not annoying at all. She can look like the pampered daughter of a billionaire but somehow, you can't really get yourself too upset about it.

2) She's got a melodious and lovely voice. Kinda weird to be talking about her voice, but it's really engaging. Take a listen to her on the youtube clip to get a feel.

Enough chatter. More to the point:

Clip of her being Sloane on Entourage - hear her voice, don't hate.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkdRsL_Y0QA[/youtube]

And finally how she looks when she is waving goodbye:

Post #86 » by **fatlever** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 2:43 am

fluffer is back with a vengeance.

Post #87 » by **Diop** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 3:03 am

if you're struggling to find small versions of the pics you like, you can upload them on imgur.com

you just copy/paste the url and it will automatically give you different sizes.
i find that large thumbnail size fits this forum well

Post #88 » by **Diop** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 3:06 am

so for my last pic I'm going with Mila Kunis for my Wildcard.
She's funny, gorgeous and seems down to earth. :love:

My Team:
70's - Cybill Shepard
80's - Elle McPherson.
90's - Pam Anderson
00's - Isla Fisher
Bond Girl - Denise Richards.
Sport - Anna Kournikova
Music - Holly Valance
TV - Stacy Kiebler
Movie - Leelee Sobieski
Wildcard - Mila Kunis

My team comes with a balanced but multifaceted attack.
There is plenty of humour, plenty of talent and a great deal of natural beauty with some cosmetic beauty to mix it up. Plenty of class with some sluttiness thrown in to really keep it interesting.

It's the range and variety that makes my team so tough to beat.

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #89 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 3:43 am

In the late 80's, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models ruled the earth. I can't believe Kathy Ireland has lasted this long, and I'll gladly choose her next. Two of these pictures I remember from a calendar we had in the dorm in 1988/89, which is a great time frame for her, and she'll go in my 80's category. I would have picked an SI model sooner, but I knew Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson, or Stephanie Seymour were all three equally ideal for this category. (I cropped poor Elle out of the pool picture below, which is just WRONG)

Pick 7: Rachel Weisz - Bond Girl *
Pick 6: Tia Carrere - Sports (dated NHL player)
Pick 5: Kristen Bell - Movies
Pick 4: Nikki Cox - 90's
Pick 3: Jennifer Aniston - Music (Rembrandts video)
Pick 2: Erin Gray - 70's
Pick 1: Lynda Carter - TV

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #90 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 3:47 am

Kudos to team Fats and team Sik for the acquisitions of Adrianne Palicki and Olivia Wilde. Both just way too fine.

Fats, if you haven't seen Adrianne in the pilot episode of Supernatural, you must absolutely watch the first fifteen minutes of that.

Post #91 » by **fatlever** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 5:39 am

kathy ireland - she even kicks field goals.

supernatural you say? will have to check that out.

amazing that mila kunis lasted this long. she probably should have been on the 1st page.

Snidely FC · Post #92 » by **Snidely FC** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 12:01 pm

Sachmo wrote:It's the range and variety that makes my team so tough to beat.

It's GOAT Elle Macpherson that makes your team tough to beat.

Snidely FC · Post #93 » by **Snidely FC** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 12:52 pm

Darn, Superhot Emmanuelle was going to be my TV pick. But, careful fluffer, you don't want to Mess With The Zohan.

Snidely FC · Post #94 » by **Snidely FC** » Sat Oct 5, 2013 2:41 pm

In the TV Category, I select Cindy Crawford, host of MTV's House of Style, from 1989-95.

Ursala Andress - Bond Girl
Heidi Klum - 90s
Scarlett Johansson - 00s
Maria Sharapova - Sports
Daryl Hannah - 80s
Whitney Houston - Music Video
Cindy Crawford - TV

Post #95 » by **Diop** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 9:52 am

as good a place as any to post this.

Snidely FC · Post #96 » by **Snidely FC** » Sun Oct 6, 2013 1:11 pm

Next I''ll take Angelina Jolie. Angelina in the Any Movie category for Lara Croft, 2001

Post #97 » by **fatlever** » Mon Oct 7, 2013 3:42 am

an obscure actress, who played a very memorable character in my favorite movie ever made...

Fats selects Cindy Morgan from the movie Caddyshack (1980), where she played Lacey Underall, the super sexy blonde niece of Judge Smails. I am putting her in the 80s category.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j7pr-cmZLQ[/youtube]

Post #98 » by **Diop** » Mon Oct 7, 2013 5:39 am

awesome pick Fats, what a great movie.

SpearNMgicHelmt · Post #99 » by **SpearNMgicHelmt** » Mon Oct 7, 2013 10:52 am

Yvonne Strahovski, who played a sexy secret agent on Chuck is my next choice. Yvonne wowed me in the very first episode in 2007, and she'll be my representative for the '00s category. When she's not hiding it for roles, her Australian accent makes her even hotter.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhvwlhdGDUk[/youtube]

Pick 8: Kathy Ireland - 80's
Pick 7: Rachel Weisz - Bond Girl *
Pick 6: Tia Carrere - Sports (dated NHL player)
Pick 5: Kristen Bell - Movies
Pick 4: Nikki Cox - 90's
Pick 3: Jennifer Aniston - Music (Rembrandts video)
Pick 2: Erin Gray - 70's
Pick 1: Lynda Carter - TV

Snidely FC · Post #100 » by **Snidely FC** » Mon Oct 7, 2013 3:25 pm

"How do you get into those pants, baby?"
"You can start by buying me a drink."

'nuff said!
Felicity Shagwell in Austin Powers 1999, Jade the Stripper in the Hangover, and Rollergirl ("You going to take off those skates?" "No, I don't take off my skates." in Boogie Nights. My Wildcard pick: Miss Heather Graham.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IOzx3WJtkU[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn4qCyKn7rY[/youtube]
Ursala Andress - Bond Girl
Heidi Klum - 90s
Scarlett Johansson - 00s
Maria Sharapova - Sports
Daryl Hannah - 80s
Whitney Houston - Music Video
Cindy Crawford - TV
Angelina Jolie - Movie
Heather Graham - Wildcard