Retro Cathouse Draft!!!

[SpearNMgicHelmt]

"How do you get into those pants, baby?"
"You can start by buying me a drink."

'nuff said!
Felicity Shagwell in Austin Powers 1999, Jade the Stripper in the Hangover, and Rollergirl ("You going to take off those skates?" "No, I don't take off my skates." in Boogie Nights. My Wildcard pick: Miss Heather Graham.

Ursala Andress - Bond Girl
Heidi Klum - 90s
Scarlett Johansson - 00s
Maria Sharapova - Sports
Gong Li - 80s
Whitney Houston - Music Video
Cindy Crawford - TV
Angelina Jolie - Movie
Heather Graham - Wildcard

Team Snidely is strong at the redhead position.

[fluffernutter]

ah Heather Graham. She's forever stuck in my mind as the doomed junkie in "Drugstore Cowboy."


Makes an extremely depressing corpse. Just makes you wanna say "no" to drugs. Man. C'mon!

[Snidely FC]

I feel for ya, fluffer. To remove the image of Heather Graham as an extremely depressing corpse from your mind forever, go to You Tube, enter, "Heather Graham Rollergirl", and watch the scene where she rips off her own clothes to gleefully jump on top of Mark Wahlberg's Dirk Diggler (NSFW!). You'll find yourself in a much happier place.

[Snidely FC]

My final pick is 70s Charlie's Angel Cheryl Ladd. Extra points for being the singing voice of Melody, one of Josie's Pussycats.
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The final Team Snidely:
70s: Cheryl Ladd
80s: Daryl Hannah
90s: Heidi Klum
00's: Scarlett Johansson
Movie: Angelina Jolie
TV: Cindy Crawford
Music: Whitney Houston
Sport: Maria Sharapova
Bond Girl: Ursala Andress
Wildcard: Heather Graham
What's good about my team: Apparently, I like a girl with a gun. Who knew? The Black Widow, Honey Ryder, Lara Croft, Kris Munroe, Felicity Shagwell and a maniac who will swing a tennis racquet at your head while shrieking. You may want to **** them, but you definitely don't want to **** with them.

BTW I'm adopting the music from the top Cheryl Ladd video as my team's official theme song.

[SpearNMgicHelmt]

My coach, GM, and owner all disagreed on what to do with my Wildcard pick. I had intended to use it on a starlet from way back: Julie Newmar or maybe Rita Hayworth. But then I remembered Alison Brie from Community and am abandoning my original plan. Alison from right now in 2013 will do just fine.







Final Team Spear

Pick 10: Alison Brie - Wildcard
Pick 9: Yvonne Strahovski - 00's
Pick 8: Kathy Ireland - 80's
Pick 7: Rachel Weisz - Bond Girl *
Pick 6: Tia Carrere - Sports (dated NHL player)
Pick 5: Kristen Bell - Movies
Pick 4: Nikki Cox - 90's
Pick 3: Jennifer Aniston - Music (Rembrandts video)
Pick 2: Erin Gray - 70's
Pick 1: Lynda Carter - TV

I might go back and post better pictures of my first couple of picks, who just got one hastily chosen shot thrown on here. Their agents have been calling to complain.

[fatlever]

i am digging into the deep corners of the internet for this next pic... trying to find inspiration for the athlete category, knowing there had to be someone out there i was forgetting... i stumbled across my next pick. never heard of her before 3 minutes ago.

Fats selects Anna Semenovich, a Russian ice skater for the athlete category. she is from the late 90s.

enjoy









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i swear, she really is an ice skater. not sure how she keeps her balance though.
look, see...
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[Snidely FC]

Holy shnikes Fats! Even her last name begins with "Semen . . . "

[Snidely FC]

The bouncing vid reminds me of the memorable Michelle Jenneke warmup dance
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[SpearNMgicHelmt]

My roster is set, but back when I picked Lynda Carter at #1, I didn't have time to look for pictures.

[Eoghan]

With the 1st pick in the Retro Cathouse Draft, BroD selects:

Salma Hayek, Movies, 1996 (from Dusk til Dawn specifically)

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still hot as hell

[fatlever]

welcome to the fun BD

that reminds me, i have one more pick to make - bond girl. research time.

[Eoghan]

1st pick: Salma Hayek, Movies, 1996

2nd pick: Sabrina Salerno, Music, 1987, Italian popstar









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[ReefN4Life]

Thank you HornCats for one of the greatest 8 page reads ive had

[SpearNMgicHelmt]

With the 1st pick in the Retro Cathouse Draft, BroD selects:

Salma Hayek, Movies, 1996 (from Dusk til Dawn specifically)

Are you sure you don't want to go with Desperado-Salma? Or Dogma-Salma? Dusk til Dawn Salma starts off the best, but then you gotta deal with:



It's been a travesty that she lasted all the way to page eight, even with the occasional vampire face.

[Eoghan]

With the 1st pick in the Retro Cathouse Draft, BroD selects:

Salma Hayek, Movies, 1996 (from Dusk til Dawn specifically)

Are you sure you don't want to go with Desperado-Salma? Or Dogma-Salma? Dusk til Dawn Salma starts off the best, but then you gotta deal with:



It's been a travesty that she lasted all the way to page eight, even with the occasional vampire face.

Hey man, that's like my thing.

[Eoghan]

1st pick: Salma Hayek, Movies, 1996
2nd pick: Sabrina Salerno, Music, 1987, Italian popstar

3rd pick! Filling the category of Bond Girl, I select: Tanya Roberts, 1985, A View to a Kill







Also known as Donna's hot mom on that 70s Show:

[fatlever]

finally getting around to my last pick...

james bond girl - claudine auger, who played domino in the 1965 thunderball

[fatlever]

Final Team Fats
Pheobe Cates 1982 - Movies (from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Jessica Alba 1999 - 90s (from the movie Idle Hands)
Susanna Hoffs 1985 - Music
Nicole Eggert 1993 - Wildcard (from the movie Blown Away)
Christie Brinkley 1979 - 70s
Olivia Munn 2008 - 00s (from the tv show Attack of the Show)
Adrianne Palicki 2006 - TV (from the tv show Friday Night Lights)
Cindy Morgan 1982 - 80s (from the movie Caddyshack)
Anna Semenovich 1990s - Athlete
Claudine Auger 1965 - Bond Girl (from the movie Thunderball)

[Eoghan]

1st pick: Salma Hayek, Movies, 1996
2nd pick: Sabrina Salerno, Music, 1987, Italian popstar
3rd pick: Tanya Roberts, 1985, A View to a Kill Bond Girl

4th pick: For the category of 1970s I select her ebony hotness, Pam Grier of Coffy and Foxy Brown fame.

[countryboi]

Wrong post...but I am glad I showed up