
Dwane Casey's Guide to Smallball
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BTW, here's the "The Most Interesting Coach in the World" pic (that took me like thirty secs to make) if anyone wants to use:


RaptorsLife on Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:45 pm wrote:nabbs wrote:RaptorsLife wrote:Nurse can’t be our head coach
Why not? Who is your choice?
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sca wrote:BTW, here's the "The Most Interesting Coach in the World" pic (that took me like thirty secs to make) if anyone wants to use:
It's not always a good idea to foul.
But when it is, we don't.

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Great work guys. Couldn't make the meme thingy work but you clearly have it covered.
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This thread is so good! Keep it going, I'm sure there will be plenty of material of Casey's nonsense after every game.
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theonlyeastcoastrapsfan wrote:Hah, shorter than your average
Casey lose games off instinct, fans think **** stinks
our players, shorter than Detroit players
gift wins for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the game tight, Casey lose all night
Casey been losing since days of timberwolves
Never win, never choose to, not bruise crews who
Do something to us, walk right through us
James dances in front of us, wants to coach us
Who us? Yeah, Casey and Ross (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, lose inthe clutch
Dare I make three's, look for league charity
(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)
Lose every way easily, busily
Tanking **** fronting ain't saying nothing (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) bench JV
Cuban with my Jose piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packing, asking who want it, you short **** flaunt it
That tanking bull, we on it
But I just love your tanking ways,
the smaller they are the more minutes they play
I put T I N Y
on their tallest guy
Miami, D.C. prefer to play me (that's right)
All Philly hoes, going into tank mode (c'mon)
Every shorty wit a booty getting minutes (haaaaah!)
Hendo's s the real dukie, meaning he's really the ****
tall fellas ride benches, Gay shoots the bricks
In the first, second, even in the lockers at half
need Bulletproof glass, if you don't want it smash
Gonna shoot first, make passes last last
That's how most of these so-called raptors act
in the first JV in the post, getting hoops and boards,
hoops and harms, blocks and steals, taking efficient shots
I still leave you on the bench
when the games on the line, he ain't playing
At my arraignment, note for the plaintiff
Liewecke's got my daughter's tied up in a Toronto basement (shh)
tank it, not winning, that's how get wiggy (not guilty)
tanker than Philly, till Masai come and fire me
I can play with ya wit 15 centimeter **** (I can fill ya)
jump ball, score go, down sixty, swiftly
Tank it, lose a new one
Your crew run run run, your crew run run
I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten
Come through, lose games we should win (that's right)
not fouling down 2,you like what's he thinking (uh)
For certain, Masai freaking, we not speaking
Leave that ass leakin, like BC - Traino
Tim said, don't rack them losses up slowly
Hit em wit the farce like DeKobe, short like my little pony
Gay stacks lettuce like Sobey's, lucky they don't owe me
Where the tank show me, homie.. (say what, homie)
Dude. Have you been saving this up?
wow.
Instant classic.
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Salted Meat wrote:theonlyeastcoastrapsfan wrote:Hah, shorter than your average
Casey lose games off instinct, fans think **** stinks
our players, shorter than Detroit players
gift wins for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the game tight, Casey lose all night
Casey been losing since days of timberwolves
Never win, never choose to, not bruise crews who
Do something to us, walk right through us
James dances in front of us, wants to coach us
Who us? Yeah, Casey and Ross (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, lose inthe clutch
Dare I make three's, look for league charity
(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)
Lose every way easily, busily
Tanking **** fronting ain't saying nothing (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) bench JV
Cuban with my Jose piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packing, asking who want it, you short **** flaunt it
That tanking bull, we on it
But I just love your tanking ways,
the smaller they are the more minutes they play
I put T I N Y
on their tallest guy
Miami, D.C. prefer to play me (that's right)
All Philly hoes, going into tank mode (c'mon)
Every shorty wit a booty getting minutes (haaaaah!)
Hendo's s the real dukie, meaning he's really the ****
tall fellas ride benches, Gay shoots the bricks
In the first, second, even in the lockers at half
need Bulletproof glass, if you don't want it smash
Gonna shoot first, make passes last last
That's how most of these so-called raptors act
in the first JV in the post, getting hoops and boards,
hoops and harms, blocks and steals, taking efficient shots
I still leave you on the bench
when the games on the line, he ain't playing
At my arraignment, note for the plaintiff
Liewecke's got my daughter's tied up in a Toronto basement (shh)
tank it, not winning, that's how get wiggy (not guilty)
tanker than Philly, till Masai come and fire me
I can play with ya wit 15 centimeter **** (I can fill ya)
jump ball, score go, down sixty, swiftly
Tank it, lose a new one
Your crew run run run, your crew run run
I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten
Come through, lose games we should win (that's right)
not fouling down 2,you like what's he thinking (uh)
For certain, Masai freaking, we not speaking
Leave that ass leakin, like BC - Traino
Tim said, don't rack them losses up slowly
Hit em wit the farce like DeKobe, short like my little pony
Gay stacks lettuce like Sobey's, lucky they don't owe me
Where the tank show me, homie.. (say what, homie)
Dude. Have you been saving this up?
wow.
Instant classic.
Thanks. Props to biggie for the flow and framework- what I did was easy.
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Quickly made this for a different thread (Casey suggesting analytics were the reasons for his choices, like benching Amir).


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So, so good.
I am at work and I have tears streaming down my face.
The Biggie songs, the different memes, all of it.
A+++
I am at work and I have tears streaming down my face.
The Biggie songs, the different memes, all of it.
A+++
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Weems wrote:Quickly made this for a different thread (Casey suggesting analytics were the reasons for his choices, like benching Amir).
Jesus Christ, i just pissed my self


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theonlyeastcoastrapsfan wrote:Hah, shorter than your average
Casey lose games off instinct, fans think **** stinks
our players, shorter than Detroit players
gift wins for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the game tight, Casey lose all night
Casey been losing since days of timberwolves
Never win, never choose to, not bruise crews who
Do something to us, walk right through us
James dances in front of us, wants to coach us
Who us? Yeah, Casey and Ross (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, lose inthe clutch
Dare I make three's, look for league charity
(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)
Lose every way easily, busily
Tanking **** fronting ain't saying nothing (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) bench JV
Cuban with my Jose piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packing, asking who want it, you short **** flaunt it
That tanking bull, we on it
But I just love your tanking ways,
the smaller they are the more minutes they play
I put T I N Y
on their tallest guy
Miami, D.C. prefer to play me (that's right)
All Philly hoes, going into tank mode (c'mon)
Every shorty wit a booty getting minutes (haaaaah!)
Hendo's s the real dukie, meaning he's really the ****
tall fellas ride benches, Gay shoots the bricks
In the first, second, even in the lockers at half
need Bulletproof glass, if you don't want it smash
Gonna shoot first, make passes last last
That's how most of these so-called raptors act
in the first JV in the post, getting hoops and boards,
hoops and harms, blocks and steals, taking efficient shots
I still leave you on the bench
when the games on the line, he ain't playing
At my arraignment, note for the plaintiff
Liewecke's got my daughter's tied up in a Toronto basement (shh)
tank it, not winning, that's how get wiggy (not guilty)
tanker than Philly, till Masai come and fire me
I can play with ya wit 15 centimeter **** (I can fill ya)
jump ball, score go, down sixty, swiftly
Tank it, lose a new one
Your crew run run run, your crew run run
I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten
Come through, lose games we should win (that's right)
not fouling down 2,you like what's he thinking (uh)
For certain, Masai freaking, we not speaking
Leave that ass leakin, like BC - Traino
Tim said, don't rack them losses up slowly
Hit em wit the farce like DeKobe, short like my little pony
Gay stacks lettuce like Sobey's, lucky they don't owe me
Where the tank show me, homie.. (say what, homie)
Ok.. someone needs to make a parody video with these exact lyrics.
