Dwane Casey's Guide to Smallball

[Fairview4Life]

Ok.. someone needs to make a parody video with these exact lyrics. :lol:

I assume Shyne isn't busy. Someone make a call.

[Morris_Shatford]

[Morris_Shatford]

THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH HOT SHOOTING?

ICE COLD SHOOTING.

IT'S SCIENCE, DUMMY!

#Science

[PopAGat]

Someone please make a "Casey's guide to X's and O's," with tic tac toe on his clipboard or something like that!

[theonlyeastcoastrapsfan]

Some REO Speedwagon for DJ and other 80's rock lovers

[MikeM]

[Fairview4Life]

[Snooch]

[J-Roc]

You know, some guy from the GB will come here and say we're being racist. lol

[rafterman]

[Snooch]

[Wasp]

[Salted Meat]

[theonlyeastcoastrapsfan]

Now, who's hot, I’m not?
Tell me pounds rock, who run down the scores?
You tell me who flopped, who shot won’t drop?
Whose jewels got rocks, who's mostly Dolce down
To the tube sock? Rudy, same old pimp
Gay, you know ain't nothing change but my limp
Can't stop shooting till I see my name on a blimp
Guarantee 19 million homey i suck it up,
I don't believe in analytics, teams double up
I don't pass around, it's a bet, I shoot anyhow
**** didn't know in Memphis bet they know me now
I'm the overpaid chucker with the no conciense now
Can't no Ph.D. Holinger hold me down
Cudda schooled me to the game, now I know my duty
Stay conceited, stay low, blow like Hootie
True pimp ballers pay no mind to losing
And when you yell, "there go Gay!" imma turn it over

I'm the D to the e to the M A R
Know you'd rather see me pass to JV than to see me score
I take all the shots,brick all the shots, miss all the spots, turn over the rock
I know you thinking now when all the balling stops
I’m never home, gotta call me on the yacht
10 years from now we'll still be rebuilding
Yo, I thought I told you that we won't pass
Now what you gon' do with a crew
That got money much longer than yours
And a team much smaller than yours
Violate me, it’ll be okay, we don't play
Mess around, we’ll be D.O.A, tanking all the way
Cause it ain't shots here
Ain't enough lime here for JV to shine here
handle the rock but don’t deal dimes fair
acne like the city lights down in Times Square

small P-O-P-P-A
going for the t-a-n-k
league office mad cause I'm flagrant
Keep my team in the lottery and the basement
Casey tank supreme, stay clean
JV Triple double literal dream, I be that
Cat you see at all questionable decisions
inbounds plays, guys not fouling
Playboy, I told ya, playing Big
Bruise too much, I win too much
Step on court, the girls whoo too much
I guess it's cause you score and rebound too much
Me lose my touch? Never that!
If I did, ain't no problem to get Big Cat
Where the true players at?
Throw your Rudy’s in the sky
Wave 'em side to side and keep your hands high
While I give your girl the eye
Player, please, literally, fans see JV
Be sitting on the bench – minutes 5.O
Here's my phone number, Stern ain't got to know
I got the dough, got the tank down bitches
Wiggins like a cinches
JV in the trenches
Leave that ass on the benches

[rafterman]

[arbsn]

[Lazy]

[rafterman]

[Salted Meat]

[OakleyDokely]

Traded in my hummer, for a Mini.

-- Casey