Dwane Casey's Guide to Smallball

[rafterman]

[th1]

[Wasp]

[MrBojangelz71]

[Patman]

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[Spacing]

[Patman]

Looking ahead to the future, when Casey's fired, and Rudy and Kyle are traded...

Missing You, Coach Casey
by DeMar DeRozan ft. Rudy Gay, Lowry


[Verse 1: DD]
Seems like yesterday we used the rock to pound
I laced my shoes from town to town
JV is postin' on the block for sho
Coach Casey, they got to know that
Stats ain't always what it seem to be
Gang signs can't express what you mean to me
Even though you're gone, we still a team
Through every game, I'll fulfill your dream
In the future, can't wait to see
You draw iso plays again for me
Reminisce those times, we forget the defensive end
Dont't wanna tank it out, but we fail to win
When it's real, my flaws hard to conceal
Can't imagine any game I'll seal
Give anythin' to hear how you said
"DeMar just keep slinging shots over your head"

[Refrain: Rudy Gay]
Every shot I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I play
I'll be missing you
Thinkin' of the day, when you went away
What a game's at stake, logic takes a break
I'll be missin' you

[Verse 2: DD]
It's kinda hard with you not around
Know you in the bleachers smilin' down
Watchin' us while we play for you
Every day we play for you
Til' the day we meet again
On Facebook is where I'll poke you, friend
Acne meds give me the strength I need to proceed
Strength I need to chuck 3's
My thoughts Coach, I just can't define
Wish we could turn back the game clock time
Playing the Knicks, Google new coaching tricks
Rudy and me layin' bricks
Takin' hits, of the crack that we see you're on
Still can't believe you're gone
Give anythin' to hear how you said
"DeMar just keep slinging shots over your head"

[Refrain: Rudy Gay]
Every shot I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I play
I'll be missing you
Thinkin' of the day, when you went away
What a game's at stake, logic takes a break
I'll be missin' you

[Interlude: Rudy Gay]
Somebody tell me why
One glad morning
When this season's over
I know
I'll see your face

[Outro: Lowry]
Every night I play, every step I take
Every move I make, every time I'm baked
Every night I play, every step I take
[DD] Our new point guard passes...
Every move I make, every time I'm baked
[DD] to JV and... I get closer...
[DD] To missing you again
Every night I play, every step I take
[DD] We miss you Coach, and we won't stop
Every move I make, every time I'm baked
[DD] Cause we can't stop...
Every night I play, every step I take
Every move I make, every time I'm baked
[DD] We miss you Coach

[MrBojangelz71]

Hah, shorter than your average
Casey lose games off instinct, fans think **** stinks
our players, shorter than Detroit players
gift wins for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the game tight, Casey lose all night
Casey been losing since days of timberwolves
Never win, never choose to, not bruise crews who
Do something to us, walk right through us
James dances in front of us, wants to coach us
Who us? Yeah, Casey and Ross (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, lose inthe clutch
Dare I make three's, look for league charity
(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)
Lose every way easily, busily
Tanking **** fronting ain't saying nothing (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) bench JV
Cuban with my Jose piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packing, asking who want it, you short **** flaunt it
That tanking bull, we on it



But I just love your tanking ways,
the smaller they are the more minutes they play

I put T I N Y
on their tallest guy
Miami, D.C. prefer to play me (that's right)
All Philly hoes, going into tank mode (c'mon)
Every shorty wit a booty getting minutes (haaaaah!)
Hendo's s the real dukie, meaning he's really the ****
tall fellas ride benches, Gay shoots the bricks
In the first, second, even in the lockers at half
need Bulletproof glass, if you don't want it smash
Gonna shoot first, make passes last last
That's how most of these so-called raptors act
in the first JV in the post, getting hoops and boards,
hoops and harms, blocks and steals, taking efficient shots
I still leave you on the bench
when the games on the line, he ain't playing
At my arraignment, note for the plaintiff
Liewecke's got my daughter's tied up in a Toronto basement (shh)
tank it, not winning, that's how get wiggy (not guilty)
tanker than Philly, till Masai come and fire me




I can play with ya wit 15 centimeter **** (I can fill ya)
jump ball, score go, down sixty, swiftly
Tank it, lose a new one
Your crew run run run, your crew run run
I know you sick of this, small ball **** wit
lineups so small they look like midget kids
So get with this ****, tankins easy
JV - out Landry in, now we down ten
Come through, lose games we should win (that's right)
not fouling down 2,you like what's he thinking (uh)
For certain, Masai freaking, we not speaking
Leave that ass leakin, like BC - Traino
Tim said, don't rack them losses up slowly
Hit em wit the farce like DeKobe, short like my little pony
Gay stacks lettuce like Sobey's, lucky they don't owe me
Where the tank show me, homie.. (say what, homie)

Dude. Have you been saving this up?

wow.

Instant classic.

Thanks. Props to biggie for the flow and framework- what I did was easy.

Funny, that when I read it for the 1st time, I was flowing it to Hypnotize right from the start, and wasn't sure why. Is that the one?

[Wasp]

[roundhead0]

[J-Roc]

Oh sheeit, that caught me off guard.

[Sherlock]

hilarious!!!!!

[whysoserious]

This one's by Jonas....

I don’t wanna grow no mo
Sometimes I hear Casey knockin at my front door
I’m growin everyday like Bill Russell
I could average double doubles, another day another struggle

[Sherlock]

Looking ahead to the future, when Casey's fired, and Rudy and Kyle are traded...

Missing You, Coach Casey
by DeMar DeRozan ft. Rudy Gay, Lowry

[Verse 1: DD]
Seems like yesterday we used the rock to pound
I laced my shoes from town to town
JV is postin' on the block for sho
Coach Casey, they got to know that
Stats ain't always what it seem to be
Gang signs can't express what you mean to me
Even though you're gone, we still a team
Through every game, I'll fulfill your dream
In the future, can't wait to see
You draw iso plays again for me
Reminisce those times, we forget the defensive end
Dont't wanna tank it out, but we fail to win
When it's real, my flaws hard to conceal
Can't imagine any game I'll seal
Give anythin' to hear how you said
"DeMar just keep slinging shots over your head"

[Refrain: Rudy Gay]
Every shot I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I play
I'll be missing you
Thinkin' of the day, when you went away
What a game's at stake, logic takes a break
I'll be missin' you

[Verse 2: DD]
It's kinda hard with you not around
Know you in the bleachers smilin' down
Watchin' us while we play for you
Every day we play for you
Til' the day we meet again
On Facebook is where I'll poke you, friend
Acne meds give me the strength I need to proceed
Strength I need to chuck 3's
My thoughts Coach, I just can't define
Wish we could turn back the game clock time
Playing the Knicks, Google new coaching tricks
Rudy and me layin' bricks
Takin' hits, of the crack that we see you're on
Still can't believe you're gone
Give anythin' to hear how you said
"DeMar just keep slinging shots over your head"

[Refrain: Rudy Gay]
Every shot I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I play
I'll be missing you
Thinkin' of the day, when you went away
What a game's at stake, logic takes a break
I'll be missin' you

[Interlude: Rudy Gay]
Somebody tell me why
One glad morning
When this season's over
I know
I'll see your face

[Outro: Lowry]
Every night I play, every step I take
Every move I make, every time I'm baked
Every night I play, every step I take
[DD] Our new point guard passes...
Every move I make, every time I'm baked
[DD] to JV and... I get closer...
[DD] To missing you again
Every night I play, every step I take
[DD] We miss you Coach, and we won't stop
Every move I make, every time I'm baked
[DD] Cause we can't stop...
Every night I play, every step I take
Every move I make, every time I'm baked
[DD] We miss you Coach

So much win in this thread. Keep it coming!!!!

[Weems]

[Dwayne Casey]
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
Amir and Valanciunas now stay off of the floor
Ready to make an entrance so back on out
(cause you know we're gonna trip ya'll out)
Give Fields the ball so he can scope like the Hubble
Compton and Long Beach together now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothing but a cheese string, baby
Just a half-baked coach who's crazy
MLSE is the label that pays me
Unfathomable so please don't try try to fathom this
But um back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'mma let em understand
From this strung-out emcee's perspective
Can't find nothing more productive than the small ball collective
You never know, Landry could start burning his man
And spurning his man and at the same time churning his man
Now you know I ain't with that ****, Leiweke
Start Stone, D.J., Daye, and Gray just to be tricky (yeah)
And now you know that the records are sealed
Sittin' Jonas, master plan has yet to be revealed
Spoiler though, it's to do with Rudy's constant jacking
Broken concept, SportVU and statisticians futile tracking

[Hook]
It's like miss and like what and like miss and uh
It's like what and like miss and like what and uh
It's like miss and like what and like miss and uh
Gray, creep to the bike like a phantom

[Aaron Gray]
Well I'm peeping and I'm creeping now I'm heaping
Trip, fell, now my damn defibrillator's beeping
Okay, now it's time for me to make my impression felt
Double-double machine after Valanciunas gets dealt
You never been on a ride like this before
With a player like me, it's not delusions of grandeur
At the same time with the dope pizza that I kick
You know and I know, I order some tasty licks
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes pie, take a bite and wash it down with Sprite
If you do, you'll have a clue
On what me and my homie Oliver Miller came to do

[Dwayne Casey]
Falling back on the horse, with a hellafied sugar crash
Amir and Val have checked in, I think I'm having a hot flash
Ten point lead got fans screaming like a banshee
Guess it's the by-product of not trying to play fancy
But showing much flex when it's time to wreck a team
Return to pimping long 2's and shooting up with Charlie Sheen
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some mother****in' me s***
Hell yeah so Gray (what up Case?)
Gotta give them what they want (What's that, C)
We gotta break em off something (hell yeah)
And it's gotta be bumping... JV and Amir out of the rotation

[Aaron Gray]
Is where it takes place so, when asked, your attention
Mobbing like a mother****er but I ain't confined to Geneva Convention
Dropping pepperoni on the floor, just a sec, let me bend over and grab it mumble mumble
I do the same with spaghetti, ice cream, and cookies when they crumble
Try to get close, and your *** crack'll get smacked
My mother****in' homie Rob Ford has got my back
Never let me slip, cause if I slip then I'm slipping
You know I don't eat fibre so then the Earth would be flipping
And I'mma continue to put the Raps down, put the Big Mac's down
And if you *****es talk ****, I'll have to put the snacks down
Yeah and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a fridge because I'm big, take up space, and store food
But I'm never off, cows and chickens around the globe are screwed
T-O-R-O-N-T-O and the city they call "White Vegas"
Putting that **** together
Like my buddy Bryan Colangelo, "No One Can Do it Better"

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