The Official Eric Maynor Shrine

Post #41 » by **Zonkerbl** » Fri Nov 8, 2013 6:04 pm

hands11 wrote: Patience is a virgin.

DAMMIT HANDS I JUST SPRAYED COFFEE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!

Post #42 » by **Zonkerbl** » Fri Nov 8, 2013 6:09 pm

Who is Patience Hands? Is she hot? Can you introduce me?

Nivek · Post #43 » by **Nivek** » Fri Nov 8, 2013 6:21 pm

Zonkerbl wrote:Who is Patience Hands? Is she hot? Can you introduce me?

He can introduce you, but you're going to have to wait.

tontoz · Post #44 » by **tontoz** » Fri Nov 8, 2013 6:52 pm

WizarDynasty wrote:I don't think he sucks at all. Intelligent floor general. Probably the best back up floor general in the league.

So which of these three does he have?

1. Explosive 1st step

2. Elite body control w/bball.

3. Show consistent initiate &finish thru contact w/defender between them and rim.

TGW · Post #45 » by **TGW** » Fri Nov 8, 2013 7:15 pm

tontoz wrote:
WizarDynasty wrote:I don't think he sucks at all. Intelligent floor general. Probably the best back up floor general in the league.

So which of these three does he have?

1. Explosive 1st step

2. Elite body control w/bball.

3. Show consistent initiate &finish thru contact w/defender between them and rim.

Post #46 » by **montestewart** » Fri Nov 8, 2013 8:09 pm

DANNYLANDOVER wrote:
WizarDynasty wrote:I don't think he sucks at all. Intelligent floor general. Probably the best back up floor general in the league.

Is this the shortest post you've ever written?...has to be.

I thought the same thing, terse but bursting with subtext.

I hated the Maynor signing (as a typical EG move that usually doesn't end well) but agree w/ Hands that it's too early to pronounce it a failure. I think he meant to say a virgin is patient, or not, but whatever, I've got to get that autocorrect app; it'll really lighten up business communications.

hands11 · Post #47 » by **hands11** » Fri Nov 8, 2013 11:32 pm

Zonkerbl wrote:
hands11 wrote: Patience is a virgin.

DAMMIT HANDS I JUST SPRAYED COFFEE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!

Sorry about that. I owe you a towel.

I think PIFF missed that. I'll leave it at that instead of running with the analogy. :lol:

hands11 · Post #48 » by **hands11** » Fri Nov 8, 2013 11:35 pm

tontoz wrote:
WizarDynasty wrote:I don't think he sucks at all. Intelligent floor general. Probably the best back up floor general in the league.

So which of these three does he have?

1. Explosive 1st step

2. Elite body control w/bball.

3. Show consistent initiate &finish thru contact w/defender between them and rim.

But does he have bow legged crossover handles ?

hands11 · Post #49 » by **hands11** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 12:07 am

montestewart wrote:
DANNYLANDOVER wrote:
WizarDynasty wrote:I don't think he sucks at all. Intelligent floor general. Probably the best back up floor general in the league.

Is this the shortest post you've ever written?...has to be.

I thought the same thing, terse but bursting with subtext.

I hated the Maynor signing (as a typical EG move that usually doesn't end well) but agree w/ Hands that it's too early to pronounce it a failure. I think he meant to say a virgin is patient, or not, but whatever, I've got to get that autocorrect app; it'll really lighten up business communications.

No.

A virgin has never been used. Like patience isn't on this board.

"Patience is a virgin" is a play off, patience is a virtue.

Feel free to use the analogy, but be careful in what company. Though if pulled off the right way, you might get a ladies attention with it, cuz you had the balls to say it. Might make her feel tingly thinking back to when she was.

Now, saying "the patience of a virgin" That works as well. But totally different.

Speaking of one liners. I stumbled into a good on the other day and got props from a fella at the bar sitting next to me. So I was ordering some food from this hottie Spanish bar tender. Steak Barretto. I asked what that came with. She rattled off something. So I said, I'll take the Steak Barretto, with the rice and a little you on the side.

Not sure how that reads but the way its rolled off my tongue made her blush. Its all in the delivery. It wasn't something memorized, it just came out of my mouth so the timing and body language was there. When she wanted away the dude next to me was like... that was awesome. I gotta write that down.

Post #50 » by **montestewart** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 1:17 am

hands11 wrote:Speaking of one liners. I stumbled into a good on the other day and got props from a fella at the bar sitting next to me. So I was ordering some food from this hottie Spanish bar tender. Steak Barretto. I asked what that came with. She rattled off something. So I said, I'll take the Steak Barretto, sand a little you on the side.

Not sure how that reads but the way its rolled off my tongue made her blush. Its all in the delivery. It wasn't something memorized, it just came out of my mouth so the timing and body language with smooth. When she wanted away the dude next to me was like... that was awesome. I gotta write that down.

So, wait a minute, I'm writing this down, "and a little you on the side," right? And I can use that with any order? Aight, buddy! Pootie heaven, here I come.

TGW · Post #51 » by **TGW** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 5:17 pm

Shouldn't have changed the thread title...this guy sucks.

I'm waiting for the +/- numbers to come out this year...I honestly wonder just how bad the team is once Maynor checks in.

hands11 · Post #52 » by **hands11** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 5:43 pm

Can you add a poll that is updatable like the Gortat thread

I think thats kind of cool to track the boards take on a player as things change. Gortat got as high as 57% but has cooled to 55%

JWizmentality · Post #53 » by **JWizmentality** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 6:20 pm

Poll added.

tontoz · Post #54 » by **tontoz** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 6:33 pm

JWizmentality wrote:Poll added.

@ the poll options. Not a fan of Maynor but i think the poll is slightly biased against him.

JWizmentality · Post #55 » by **JWizmentality** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 6:54 pm

tontoz wrote:
JWizmentality wrote:Poll added.

@ the poll options. Not a fan of Maynor but i think the poll is slightly biased against him.

Nonsense, I'm like the Fox News of this board.

DCZards · Post #56 » by **DCZards** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 7:14 pm

Yeah, the poll need to have more options...and not all negative ones. Otherwise, the poll will be useless...like Fox News.

pancakes3 · Post #57 » by **pancakes3** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 7:20 pm

DANNYLANDOVER wrote:
WizarDynasty wrote:I don't think he sucks at all. Intelligent floor general. Probably the best back up floor general in the league.

Is this the shortest post you've ever written?...has to be.

It probably is when compared to his other posts be but all things are relative. I'm guessing it was supposed to be a haiku, so it still did ramble on for much longer than it needed to.

Post #58 » by **montestewart** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 10:45 pm

DCZards wrote:Yeah, the poll need to have more options...and not all negative ones. Otherwise, the poll will be useless...like Fox News.

Even for someone like me who doesn't like the signing, the softest negative is too much. If he has a good game, I won't be cringing. Somewhere between the top two options is about where I am.

hands11 · Post #59 » by **hands11** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 11:18 pm

A poll that sucky needed its on poll questions about the suckness or the poll.

No I doubt you would get anything much by asking if people like the signing. Not sure many would sign off on that since it was 2M with Maynor getting an option on year two. He could play up to that making sense somewhere down the road but that would take a while of good play for that to happen.

I think a simple.

Does Maynor Suck

Yes
No
Undecided

would work. That seems to be the debate.

dckingsfan · Post #60 » by **dckingsfan** » Sat Nov 9, 2013 11:44 pm

hands11 wrote:A poll that sucky needed its on poll questions about the suckness or the poll.

No I doubt you would get anything much by asking if people like the signing. Not sure many would sign off on that since it was 2M with Maynor getting an option on year two. He could play up to that making sense somewhere down the road but that would take a while of good play for that to happen.

I think a simple.

Does Maynor Suck

Yes
No
Undecided

would work. That seems to be the debate.

Not any longer - now the debate is about how sucky is he... an order of suckiness if you will.

How Pungent Is The Suck Emanating From Eric Maynor