Comm Thread 55: Sponsored By Tugs Putting A Ring On It

hermes · Post #1281 » by **hermes** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:43 pm

Sofa King wrote:
EArl wrote:
Stephano wrote:0

Fuq dat. Last night, I was driving on my motorbike and my girlfriend (who was sitting behind) showed me the praying mantis on her hand telling me this was on my shirt. I almost got us in an accident when I saw it and some dumbass was crossing the street right in my direction. I swerved a bit to avoid the pedestrian and then told my gf to throw it away. She didnt want to kill it. So I pulled over next to a tree for her to drop it on the bark.

Moral of the story, my gf ain't afraid of massive bugs.

jeez that's nuts - what was she thinking?

you should have just killed it after she put it on the tree out of principle

hermes · Post #1282 » by **hermes** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:48 pm

Cooter wrote:OT board couldn't help me so I'm going to test my luck here. Can anyone of you guys help me resize this gif so I can use it as an avatar?

Spoiler:

i'd say the size is just fine, maybe needs to be bigger if anything :nod:

but sorry, i don't know how to do those type of things

Mamba Mentality · Post #1283 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:51 pm

Started using Xplode today for the first time, and I gotta admit that gave me an incredible pump right after my first set of curls. Almost three hours have passed and my heart is still racing. I never got this kind of result when I was on C4.

Post #1284 » by **Slava** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:19 pm

Bitches love ikea man!

ennui · Post #1285 » by **ennui** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:05 pm

At the last mission for me 3, but I just got gta v....

The mandatory install for this game is redunk; its taking forever

myersia · Post #1286 » by **myersia** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:42 pm

Cooter wrote:Started using Xplode today for the first time, and I gotta admit that gave me an incredible pump right after my first set of curls. Almost three hours have passed and my heart is still racing. I never got this kind of result when I was on C4.

Two things. 1) who is on your avi? 2) not related to anything you said but...any gamers here...PS4 release tonight!

myersia · Post #1287 » by **myersia** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:50 pm

tugs wrote:Poll: Top 5 "Who'd you rather?"

Which 5 would you rather have sex with? Your top 5:

- celebrity crushes
- porn stars
- athletes
- Playboy playmates
- Victoria's Secret angels

Select only one categoy and state the reason why. GO!

Celebrity crushes: Jessica Alba, Olivia Wilde, Natalie Portman, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Lopez
Athletes: Skylar Diggens (WNBA girl look her up on google bad pics of her lol), Miesha Tate, Ronda Rousey, Danika Patrick, and Anna K or Sharipova, or swimmer chicks.
Pornstars: Breanne Benson, Jenaveve Jolie, Lela Starr (back in the day), Gina Lynn (back in the day), and Tori Black.
Victoria Secret: Any of them

If I had to choose which category I bang the most it would celebrity crushes due to them being in insane shape and not having STDS's. If they didn't have STDS's I'd go with porn stars.

Mamba Mentality · Post #1288 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:14 pm

myersia wrote:
Cooter wrote:Started using Xplode today for the first time, and I gotta admit that gave me an incredible pump right after my first set of curls. Almost three hours have passed and my heart is still racing. I never got this kind of result when I was on C4.

Two things. 1) who is on your avi? 2) not related to anything you said but...any gamers here...PS4 release tonight!

Spoiler:

myersia · Post #1289 » by **myersia** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:23 pm

Cooter wrote:
myersia wrote:
Cooter wrote:Started using Xplode today for the first time, and I gotta admit that gave me an incredible pump right after my first set of curls. Almost three hours have passed and my heart is still racing. I never got this kind of result when I was on C4.

Two things. 1) who is on your avi? 2) not related to anything you said but...any gamers here...PS4 release tonight!

Spoiler:
Zoe Madison, enjoy.

is she a porn star?

Mamba Mentality · Post #1290 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:24 pm

myersia wrote:
Cooter wrote:
myersia wrote:
Two things. 1) who is on your avi? 2) not related to anything you said but...any gamers here...PS4 release tonight!

Spoiler:
Zoe Madison, enjoy.

is she a porn star?

Only with me.

ennui · Post #1291 » by **ennui** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:07 am

Guys gta v omfg

@myersia: yea im planning on buying ps4 as soon as a good crop of games has been released

myersia · Post #1292 » by **myersia** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:31 am

Cooter wrote:
myersia wrote:
Cooter wrote:

Spoiler:
Zoe Madison, enjoy.

is she a porn star?

Only with me.

Dayummmmm that's your girl :bowdown:

tugs · Post #1293 » by **tugs** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:42 am

12/10

would touch her with my stick

hermes · Post #1294 » by **hermes** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:58 am

Cooter wrote:Started using Xplode today for the first time, and I gotta admit that gave me an incredible pump right after my first set of curls. Almost three hours have passed and my heart is still racing. I never got this kind of result when I was on C4.

c4? is there something besides explosives that are called c4?

tugs · Post #1295 » by **tugs** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:21 am

hermes wrote:
Cooter wrote:Started using Xplode today for the first time, and I gotta admit that gave me an incredible pump right after my first set of curls. Almost three hours have passed and my heart is still racing. I never got this kind of result when I was on C4.

c4? is there something besides explosives that are called c4?

rice

myersia · Post #1296 » by **myersia** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:22 am

Looked the chick up Cooter. Took me to some body building website. Found me a hot chick have no idea what her name is!

EArl · Post #1297 » by **EArl** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:12 am

Post #1298 » by **Slava** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:26 am

Feels good to have a corner office

http://i.imgur.com/ZBidf8q.jpg

EArl · Post #1299 » by **EArl** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:21 am

tugs wrote:12/10

would touch her with my stick

EArl · Post #1300 » by **EArl** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:00 am

Football Logos as Soccer Crests

http://imgur.com/gallery/No75v