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Me doing my best Onion impression on StR. Thought I'd share it.
(Humor) Kings Decide to Put Salmons Down
(Humor) Kings Decide to Put Salmons Down
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Funny yet cold....damn cold.
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"'...we told them that he was sent to the Bighorns on a special assignment.' Kings Center Demarcus Cousins said."
"'I called him into my office, and told him we were going to go for a car ride. He always loved a good car ride.' Mike Malone said of the experience. 'He was so excited, going up to each one of his teammates with that smile of his telling them he'd be right back. I think Jason took it the hardest.'"
I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. Dark, very dark, but that's kinda my taste.