How do we get JORTS into the starting lineup?

wire28 · Post #1 » by **wire28** » Sun Dec 8, 2013 3:16 am

He went OFF tonight

coo coo for coco puffs

completely bonkers

he was floating out there

its been a crime he hasnt been playing more. i dont think we can deny him any longer. how do you get him into the starting lineup. we need his instant offense and his rock solid D

DetroitPistons · Post #2 » by **DetroitPistons** » Sun Dec 8, 2013 3:24 am

I'm just going to assume this is a joke thread...

...although, I do think he would be a much better SF than Smith, but that's not saying much.

tmorgan · Post #3 » by **tmorgan** » Sun Dec 8, 2013 3:25 am

Yay for additional silly threads!

gusman · Post #4 » by **gusman** » Sun Dec 8, 2013 3:51 am

I like him. Braces his role on the team

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wallacex2jc · Post #5 » by **wallacex2jc** » Sun Dec 8, 2013 5:10 am

It might not be a bad idea. Put Harrelson at the four and have provide space around the perimeter so Smith and Drummond operate at the post. We won't lose too much on defense bc he's a pretty solid defender (as shown tonight).

Monroe on the other hand will kill any second unit big men in the NBA like Lamar Odom did with the Lakers when he was the top six man in the league. And then in crunch time we will put one of Monroe/Smith (depending on whose playing better) alongside Drummond.

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Bknight4three · Post #6 » by **Bknight4three** » Sun Dec 8, 2013 6:28 am

More minutes? Yes.

Starter? No way.

And that is coming from the biggest Jorts fan on this forum

kurtis48239 · Post #7 » by **kurtis48239** » Sun Dec 8, 2013 6:50 am

wallacex2jc wrote:It might not be a bad idea. Put Harrelson at the four and have provide space around the perimeter so Smith and Drummond operate at the post. We won't lose too much on defense bc he's a pretty solid defender (as shown tonight).

Monroe on the other hand will kill any second unit big men in the NBA like Lamar Odom did with the Lakers when he was the top six man in the league. And then in crunch time we will put one of Monroe/Smith (depending on whose performing) alongside Drummond.

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I agree with this,having stuckey and monroe in the 2nd unit would balance out the team more and it would certainly beef up the bench.

ripper3264 · Post #8 » by **ripper3264** » Sun Dec 8, 2013 9:33 pm

Since stuckey got hurt, could start Jorts at sg and bring kcp off the bench??

StickAndMove · Post #9 » by **StickAndMove** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:09 am

ripper3264 wrote:Since stuckey got hurt, could start Jorts at sg and bring kcp off the bench??

I'm hoping this is a joke and you don't think Jorts is some other Piston.

wire28 · Post #10 » by **wire28** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:35 am

StickAndMove wrote:
ripper3264 wrote:Since stuckey got hurt, could start Jorts at sg and bring kcp off the bench??

I'm hoping this is a joke and you don't think Jorts is some other Piston.

we have to find a way to get him starter time, any way possible

rmfc · Post #11 » by **rmfc** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:37 am

What's JORTS?

StickAndMove · Post #12 » by **StickAndMove** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:39 am

rmfc wrote:What's JORTS?

Jorts = Jean shorts.

It's also Josh Harrellson's nickname, which he got from wearing jorts regularly.

rmfc · Post #13 » by **rmfc** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:40 am

StickAndMove wrote:
rmfc wrote:What's JORTS?

Jorts = Jean shorts.

It's also Josh Harrellson's nickname, which he got from wearing jorts regularly.

Thanks.

DetroitDon15 · Post #14 » by **DetroitDon15** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:58 pm

StickAndMove wrote:
ripper3264 wrote:Since stuckey got hurt, could start Jorts at sg and bring kcp off the bench??

I'm hoping this is a joke and you don't think Jorts is some other Piston.

He's coming. Time to warm it up for the Jorts to come out and play!