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How Pungent Is The Suck Emanating From Eric Maynor

Meh,I know it's there but it doesn't bother me...like a dirty sock.
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It's foul. I cringe every time he plays
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It's mind boggling that this guy is a basketball player
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Truly Epic...like no suck we've seen before
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35%
 
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Re: Eric Maynor...The Silent Fart In A Crowded Room. 

Post#321 » by DaRealHibachi » Mon Dec 9, 2013 1:03 pm

wizardry wrote:
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Walls never been surrounded by our 4 bench scrubs. Just sayin



Wall Scored 47 last year with the following: Emeka, Singleton, Booker, Ves, Seraphin, Temple, Cartier being the only players getting PT.

That's ONE legit NBA player (Emeka), and ONE 9th man type (Booker).


What was our record last year? I rest my case


So what's your point..?? :-?
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Post#322 » by hands11 » Mon Dec 9, 2013 2:29 pm

DaRealHibachi wrote:
wizardry wrote:
mhd wrote:

Wall Scored 47 last year with the following: Emeka, Singleton, Booker, Ves, Seraphin, Temple, Cartier being the only players getting PT.

That's ONE legit NBA player (Emeka), and ONE 9th man type (Booker).


What was our record last year? I rest my case


So what's your point..?? :-?


Didn't you know. That is the answer to all questions... Kind of like

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Re: Eric Maynor...The Silent Fart In A Crowded Room. 

Post#323 » by TGW » Mon Dec 9, 2013 2:34 pm

This guy has every built in excuse for maynor imaginable. If maynor stinks, it's the other players' fault. If they play well, credit to Maynor for making them better than they actually are.

this is either Maynor's mama or girlfriend because the irrational crush on maynor makes no sense. He's a scrub, and not deserving of being on any NBA roster.

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Post#324 » by nate33 » Mon Dec 9, 2013 2:37 pm

wizardry wrote:
mhd wrote:
wizardry wrote:
Walls never been surrounded by our 4 bench scrubs. Just sayin



Wall Scored 47 last year with the following: Emeka, Singleton, Booker, Ves, Seraphin, Temple, Cartier being the only players getting PT.

That's ONE legit NBA player (Emeka), and ONE 9th man type (Booker).


What was our record last year? I rest my case

Our record in games that Wall played was roughly .500. Meanwhile, on a per48 basis, with Maynor in the game, we lose games by an average of 30 points.
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Re: Eric Maynor...The Silent Fart In A Crowded Room. 

Post#325 » by DaRealHibachi » Mon Dec 9, 2013 2:56 pm

nate33 wrote:
wizardry wrote:
mhd wrote:

Wall Scored 47 last year with the following: Emeka, Singleton, Booker, Ves, Seraphin, Temple, Cartier being the only players getting PT.

That's ONE legit NBA player (Emeka), and ONE 9th man type (Booker).


What was our record last year? I rest my case

Our record in games that Wall played was roughly .500. Meanwhile, on a per48 basis, with Maynor in the game, we lose games by an average of 30 points.


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Post#326 » by wizardry » Mon Dec 9, 2013 9:12 pm

nate33 wrote:
wizardry wrote:
mhd wrote:

Wall Scored 47 last year with the following: Emeka, Singleton, Booker, Ves, Seraphin, Temple, Cartier being the only players getting PT.

That's ONE legit NBA player (Emeka), and ONE 9th man type (Booker).


What was our record last year? I rest my case

Our record in games that Wall played was roughly .500. Meanwhile, on a per48 basis, with Maynor in the game, we lose games by an average of 30 points.


I would hope so. Look at the starting roster:) To bad that stat didnt work against the bucks.
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Post#327 » by TGW » Mon Dec 9, 2013 10:58 pm

Nate is making you look like a fool. :D

And so is Maynor's lack of game.
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Post#328 » by hands11 » Mon Dec 9, 2013 11:14 pm

Please reopen the poll so we can get a updated account how the board reacts to his next fart.. I mean game.
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Post#329 » by TGW » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:43 am

He ain't so silent tonight.
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Post#330 » by JWizmentality » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:50 am

How did the poll close?
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Post#331 » by TGW » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:01 am

The Raptors just released DJ Augustin...just saying.
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Post#332 » by miller31time » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:02 am

He has been a Rosie O'Donnell-sized fart in an elevator tonight.
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Post#333 » by wizardry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:33 am

Dat bench in 2nd half
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Post#334 » by nate33 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:45 am

wizardry wrote:Dat bench in 2nd half

Dat bench in the 2nd half actually had a +1 differential when Wall was out and Temple replaced him. Maynor hasn't had a positive on/off differential in 16 consecutive games! Think about that for a minute. Given the small minutes sample sizes, you would think that random chance would at some point rear it's head and give Maynor a positive differential, but it hasn't happened for 16 games! And I'm not talking about a positive differential relative to Wall. I'm just talking about outscoring the other team for even a brief stretch of time. Even in a Wizards win or a blowout win, Maynor can't lead his team to even the slightest bit of success.
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Post#335 » by TheKingOfVa360 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:53 am

I have to say Maynor is horrible. He needs to be cut.
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Post#336 » by wizardry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:12 am

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wizardry wrote:Dat bench in 2nd half

Dat bench in the 2nd half actually had a +1 differential when Wall was out and Temple replaced him. Maynor hasn't had a positive on/off differential in 16 consecutive games! Think about that for a minute. Given the small minutes sample sizes, you would think that random chance would at some point rear it's head and give Maynor a positive differential, but it hasn't happened for 16 games! And I'm not talking about a positive differential relative to Wall. I'm just talking about outscoring the other team for even a brief stretch of time. Even in a Wizards win or a blowout win, Maynor can't lead his team to even the slightest bit of success.


Umm...We lost a 12 pt lead. Maynor wasnt even in the game. You are being misleading. Bench is garbage. Wall couldnt even help it in the 2nd half. +- is a useless stat. Specially being a pass first pg on a sorry bench.
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Post#337 » by TGW » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:26 am

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Umm...We lost a 12 pt lead. Maynor wasnt even in the game. You are being misleading. Bench is garbage. Wall couldnt even help it in the 2nd half. +- is a useless stat. Specially being a pass first pg on a sorry bench.


+/- is a useless stat, huh? Well, point to one stat—just one— that shows that Maynor belongs in the NBA. Just show one....I bet you can't find one. He misses shots, he doesn't get assists, he makes bad passes all the time, and he can't play defense for ****. Everytime he's on the court, it's like 4 on 5.
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Post#338 » by nate33 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:26 am

wizardry wrote:
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wizardry wrote:Dat bench in 2nd half

Dat bench in the 2nd half actually had a +1 differential when Wall was out and Temple replaced him. Maynor hasn't had a positive on/off differential in 16 consecutive games! Think about that for a minute. Given the small minutes sample sizes, you would think that random chance would at some point rear it's head and give Maynor a positive differential, but it hasn't happened for 16 games! And I'm not talking about a positive differential relative to Wall. I'm just talking about outscoring the other team for even a brief stretch of time. Even in a Wizards win or a blowout win, Maynor can't lead his team to even the slightest bit of success.


Umm...We lost a 12 pt lead. Maynor wasnt even in the game. You are being misleading. Bench is garbage. Wall couldnt even help it in the 2nd half. +- is a useless stat. Specially being a pass first pg on a sorry bench.

Yes, the bench is garbage, but the bench didn't lose the game tonight. The "starters" did (if you want to call GRJ, Ariza and Booker "starters".) When Temple ran with the second unit, they outscored the opposition by 1. That unit consisted of Temple, Ariza, Singleton, Booker and either Vesely or Seraphin
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Post#339 » by wizardry » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:29 am

Temple was garbage 2. Did they even score a point vs Denver bench :lol: Temple didnt hit a shot, had no assist and a TO was a +1 :roll:
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Re: Eat,Sleep,Suck,Get Paid...Do The Maynor! Or The Ho Stro? 

Post#340 » by JWizmentality » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:35 am

wizardry wrote:Temple was garbage 2. Did they even score a point vs Denver bench :lol: Temple didnt hit a shot, had no assist and a TO was a +1 :roll:


Christ that is dreadful, but hey could've been worse. We could've had Maynor out there. :o

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