Met Spencer Hawes last night in Toronto

Joel Embust · Post #21 » by **Joel Embust** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:34 pm

Dumbass brother.

DUNPHY · Post #22 » by **DUNPHY** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:43 pm

LOL this was potentially the post of the year! If somehow you could back it up lol!

Inevitable · Post #23 » by **Inevitable** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:49 pm

I liked your LeBron James and Wade story better. Even the creepy following around Sherman Hamilton one was decent too.

Social Lubrication · Post #24 » by **Social Lubrication** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:51 pm

righterwriter wrote:This story literally made me shudder in discomfort.

Seriously. What the F is wrong with you?

Yungstar · Post #25 » by **Yungstar** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:01 pm

*DEAD* @ the swerve in the end. Nicely done :lol:

Flash Falcon X · Post #26 » by **Flash Falcon X** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:09 pm

Awesome story and hilarious details.

Usually when I see a celebrity I tend to give them their space if they look busy. I saw MC Hammer at an Apple store not too long ago, but just asked for a picture cause he was talking to the workers about his phone. As for NBA players, Harrison Barnes follows me on Twitter. I always wondered what would happen if I DM him one time and try to develop somewhat of a cool relationship lmao.

The Main Event · Post #27 » by **The Main Event** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:31 pm

no dice wrote:hhmmm... were u the guy who followed sam mitchell or butch carter to his home?

It was Kevin O'Neill and, no, I didn't "follow him home." I saw what floor he got off at as we were in the same elevator so I investigated. :lol:

snoopdogg88 · Post #28 » by **snoopdogg88** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:17 pm

So you actually got an NBA players number, he was cool enough to actually text you, sort of looked like maybe a small friendship might come out of it, and then you guys ruined it by sending a freaking dick picture or whatever it was?

wtcantfw · Post #29 » by **wtcantfw** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:21 pm

Pics or it didn't happen.

BigLurch92 · Post #30 » by **BigLurch92** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:22 pm

Funniest thing I have ever read on RealGM. I salute you for a great post!

youngthegiant · Post #31 » by **youngthegiant** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:39 pm

Post a pic of the texts fool. not the picture though.

Shock Defeat · Post #32 » by **Shock Defeat** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:48 pm

that's funny, and why would op lie about this? this is a hella random topic to lie about.

tdotrep2 · Post #33 » by **tdotrep2** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:49 pm

So much face palm required in this thread.

jaymeister15 · Post #34 » by **jaymeister15** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:51 pm

Wait, people in this thread actually think this happened? :-?

Jellybeans824 · Post #35 » by **Jellybeans824** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:53 pm

So you met an NBA Player and went up to talked to him, but you asked nothing about him at all and just asked him about other NBA Players? lol

BooRadley · Post #36 » by **BooRadley** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:58 pm

Screen capture and post it up. Block out Spence's # and your brother's testicles.

UncleSpliffy · Post #37 » by **UncleSpliffy** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:59 pm

Even if this whole post is made up, true or false, it's hella funny... very nice!

Viper1500 · Post #38 » by **Viper1500** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:02 pm

BBall Loyalty wrote:that's funny, and why would op lie about this? this is a hella random topic to lie about.

You'd be surprised

Lazy · Post #39 » by **Lazy** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:08 pm

pics or it didn't happen...

bushybrah_ · Post #40 » by **bushybrah_** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:09 pm

Lol this looks like one of those copy-pasta stories you'd read on 4chan that have a swerve at the end of it. Good job though, it was pretty funny.