The "Also Kevin Love to DC" thread.

[doclinkin]

Just because of this:

What I'd do to get Kevin Love here.

Do we need a thread trashing Minnesota like we have for OKC?

Minnesota brags about its "Land of 10,000 Lakes" yet, embarrassingly for them, smaller next-door-neighbor Wisconsin has more than 15,000 lakes, and the Lakers moved to the land of saltwater, tar pits, dry lake beds, and swimming pools.

Minnesota's most famous export is a stick of butter. They may as well last tango themselves right out of the NBA (again)!

Hah!

[JWizmentality]

It's gonna happen. Love-Durant-Wall.....I came a little.

[GeeWiz]

Wheres barelyawake at? He's good at ripping opposing cities apart with random, useless facts!


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[montestewart]

Did someone say culture? Minnesota's got it.


The 3-M Sandpaper Museum


The Root Beer Lady Museum


The Museum of Questionable Medical Devices


The Spam Museum

[barelyawake]

Lol when you google "Worst thing about Minnesota," the first article is one about their tornados. And the first sentence of said article is basically, "Hey, at least we aren't Oklahoma." Swear to god.

[montestewart]

Russian art:


Italian art:


Chinese art


New York art:


Minnesota art:

[montestewart]

Kevin, just give up and leave Minnesota. No matter what you do, you will never equal Mr. Basketball:

[montestewart]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIGrIzjboCg[/youtube]

[Saltine]

Minnesota has 15,291 lakes; 11,842 have names.

Wisconsin has 15,074 lakes; only 6,044 have names.

Now you got some learning.

[montestewart]

Minnesota has 15,291 lakes; 11,842 have names.

Wisconsin has 15,074 lakes; only 6,044 have names.

Now you got some learning.

Well, the dudes who make y'all's license plates up at St. Cloud can't count past 10,000 either.

PS: Come on Kevin, how hard is it to come up with the name Lake Stinkitwink anyway?

PPS: Kevin, you know there weren't no vikings in Minnesota, right?

PPPS: Way too much information about the lakes of Minnesota and Wisconsin Kevin, when state rivalry is based on number of lakes, you are in the wrong part of the country.

[Saltine]

Minnesota has 15,291 lakes; 11,842 have names.

Wisconsin has 15,074 lakes; only 6,044 have names.

Now you got some learning.

Well, the dudes who make y'all's license plates up at St. Cloud can't count past 10,000 either.

We are a modest people.

Unlike those desperate cheddar heads next door.



http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meanin ... eddar-head

[Wolves_Nation]

Minnesota has 15,291 lakes; 11,842 have names.

Wisconsin has 15,074 lakes; only 6,044 have names.

Now you got some learning.

Well, the dudes who make y'all's license plates up at St. Cloud can't count past 10,000 either.

PS: Come on Kevin, how hard is it to come up with the name Lake Stinkitwink anyway?

PPS: Kevin, you know there weren't no vikings in Minnesota, right?

PPPS: Way too much information about the lakes of Minnesota and Wisconsin Kevin, when state rivalry is based on number of lakes, you are in the wrong part of the country.

Yes there were

[TheKingOfVa360]

Come on guys, this thread isn't fair to T'wolves fans. They deserve to keep Love after all those dark years they've been through.

[montestewart]

Come on guys, this thread isn't fair to T'wolves fans. They deserve to keep Love after all those dark years they've been through.

Don't worry, we'll lock this thread at the 11th hour, and that will be the deciding factor against him leaving Minnesota.

[verbal8]

Come on guys, this thread isn't fair to T'wolves fans. They deserve to keep Love after all those dark years they've been through.

We could lock this thread if OKC trades us Durant

[montestewart]

Come on guys, this thread isn't fair to T'wolves fans. They deserve to keep Love after all those dark years they've been through.

We could lock this thread if OKC trades us Durant

Yeah, OKC had what, zero dark years?

[montestewart]

Minnesota has 15,291 lakes; 11,842 have names.

Wisconsin has 15,074 lakes; only 6,044 have names.

Now you got some learning.

Well, the dudes who make y'all's license plates up at St. Cloud can't count past 10,000 either.

PS: Come on Kevin, how hard is it to come up with the name Lake Stinkitwink anyway?

PPS: Kevin, you know there weren't no vikings in Minnesota, right?

PPPS: Way too much information about the lakes of Minnesota and Wisconsin Kevin, when state rivalry is based on number of lakes, you are in the wrong part of the country.

Yes there were

Whoops, I forgot this one:

[verbal8]

Come on guys, this thread isn't fair to T'wolves fans. They deserve to keep Love after all those dark years they've been through.

We could lock this thread if OKC trades us Durant

Yeah, OKC had what, zero dark years?

The story in Seattle is a bit different

[montestewart]

^
Exactly, steal from a carpetbagger.

[pancakes3]

Good NEWS everyone.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10268 ... mates-loss