Last time the Pistons had a long stretch of days off, I remember some of the topics posted on here got, well … let's just say without games to discuss, people kinda got a bit bored and loopy. So fear not! I'm here to suggest some BRAND NEW topics we can cover during this stretch of off days! May I humbly propose …
• NEW IDEA!!! We Should Trade One Of Our Three Big Men … But Who?
• Draft Remorse: KCP vs. Nerlens Noel (Who's Having the Better Season?)
• I Miss the '04 "Go To Work" Pistons So Much That I'm Listening to Ashlee Simpson and Weeping
• Trade Idea: CV, Stuckey & Mitchell for Carmelo Anthony (Why the Knicks Say Yes)
• Trade Idea: CV, Stuckey & Drummond for Carmelo Anthony (Why the Pistons Say Yes)
• We Should Clear a Roster Spot In Case Ben Wallace Wants To Come Back or Rasheed Wants To Be a Player-Coach
• NEW IDEA!!! We Should Make a Trade! Perhaps One Of Our Three Big Men?
• Advanced Stats Prove Jorts Is Our Best Player
• Analyzing Jennings' Assist-To-Rapper-Confrontation—Ratio
• OT: Cheap Canadian Prescription Drugs, Knock-Off Replica Jerseys & Long Distance Phone Service Available!
• NEW IDEA!!! Has Anyone Thought About Possibly Trading Moose, Dre or Smith?
Okay, I got the ball rolling; c'mon gang, let's hear your best ideas! After all, we've got no games to discuss until Friday (and god forbid I actually spend my work hours, you know … working …).
(P.S. — Just to be clear, I am NOT attacking or making fun of anyone in particular here; just hoping we can all laugh at ourselves and have a little goofy fun.)
