CT LVI: God bless Female Douchebags

Post #1381 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:47 am

TyCobb wrote:Looks good Slava.

"Slava" sounds like that Foreign Exchange Student you assume is straight, but who still makes you feel a little uncomfortable with his too little personal space, too long eye contact and too short shorts...

EArl · Post #1382 » by **EArl** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:26 am

Dammit I just figured out what Ty was talking about. DD said don't make any "Gay" jokes and Kilroy proceeds to make some :wink:

Post #1383 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:36 am

EArl wrote:Dammit I just figured out what Ty was talking about. DD said don't make any "Gay" jokes and Kilroy proceeds to make some

I'm aghast... Nobody was gay in that joke... Just a little effeminate... And Foriegn.

And jokes aside, cool moniker Slava!

Post #1384 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:43 am

Went to Whole Foods and got a cup of clam chowder, cause it's freezing balls...

Tasted good but bad decision over all...

TonyMontana · Post #1385 » by **TonyMontana** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:53 am

Kilroy wrote:Went to Whole Foods and got a cup of clam chowder, cause it's freezing balls...

Tasted good but bad decision over all...

The one in Irvine? The Persian market?

Post #1386 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:56 am

No I wish... The one off of Slaughter and Mopac in Austin...

TonyMontana · Post #1387 » by **TonyMontana** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:03 am

Ohhhh wait. My bad lolllll I.thought you said Wholesome choice!! Wth. Lolll My bad. Great food in.that store.if your.in Irvine.

Post #1388 » by **Slava** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:33 am

Kilroy wrote:
TyCobb wrote:Looks good Slava.

"Slava" sounds like that Foreign Exchange Student you assume is straight, but who still makes you feel a little uncomfortable with his too little personal space, too long eye contact and too short shorts...

Totally brah!

Post #1389 » by **Slava** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:37 am

They're predicting snow in Houston tonight. WTF?! Hell must have frozen over.

Post #1390 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:10 am

It's snowing and sleeting here in Austin... Prepare for carnage if you have to commute tomorrow.

Sofa King · Post #1391 » by **Sofa King** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:11 am

I remember it snowed in Houston before when I was living there in the 80s. Yes it was like hell back then but the city has developed better ever since

Post #1392 » by **Slava** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:13 am

Kilroy wrote:It's snowing and sleeting here in Austin... Prepare for carnage if you have to commute tomorrow.

Could likely take the light rail if its bad but my commute is only 1.5 miles, so shouldn't be an issue. You never know with all these awful drivers in Houston. Some bitch almost backed into my car on Rice boulevard yesterday, a little bit of sleet could make people lose their minds here.

EArl · Post #1393 » by **EArl** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:15 am

I say you bike to work. See how far you get.

Post #1394 » by **Slava** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:18 am

EArl wrote:I say you bike to work. See how far you get.

I could run those 1.5 miles, I used to run in bad weather in St. Louis but my neighborhood is full of women in Land Rovers who'd run over a pedestrian for fun.

Post #1395 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:23 am

I grew up on the 14, 5 and 405, the 210 and the 605 and 110 and the 10... Basically all over California...

Austin drivers make Ca drivers look like Mensa members... So much stupid here. People are literally willing to die to make sure you can't get where you're going smoothly. There's no concept of "go with the flow" here.
Just merging is like an act of faith here, because no matter what the laws say or how slow someone is going, NOBODY wants to let you in their lane and even the littlest, oldest, nicest, laid back person will put themselves at risk to keep you there.

The only place I've driven that was close to this in Ca was San Jose during rush hour.

Also, since I've lived here, I've driven all over the south too, and unfortunately they all seem to drive like Austin.

So add snow... I swear these numb-nuts thought that since it was snowing and icing, they should "Hurry up and get home." Ladies driving 75-80, talking on the cell, while cars are sliding off the road around them at half that speed.

Doormatt · Post #1396 » by **Doormatt** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:36 am

TonyMontana wrote:
Kilroy wrote:Went to Whole Foods and got a cup of clam chowder, cause it's freezing balls...

Tasted good but bad decision over all...

The one in Irvine? The Persian market?

lol i love that place. theres a great persian restaurant next door thats better than the deli inside.

TonyMontana · Post #1397 » by **TonyMontana** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:38 pm

Doormatt wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
Kilroy wrote:Went to Whole Foods and got a cup of clam chowder, cause it's freezing balls...

Tasted good but bad decision over all...

The one in Irvine? The Persian market?

lol i love that place. theres a great persian restaurant next door thats better than the deli inside.

Oh ya. But I usually buy from the inside one. There Persian food inside is the bomb if you know what your getting. The Persian girls inside always hook me up big time.
I usually try to train at the LA Fitness on Culver on Thursdays so I can do all my produce shopping there for the entire week. Their produce is always fresh and excellent prices. I love that store.
Do you live in Irvine?

Doormatt · Post #1398 » by **Doormatt** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:46 pm

TonyMontana wrote:
Oh ya. But I usually buy from the inside one. There Persian food inside is the bomb if you know what your getting. The Persian girls inside always hook me up big time.
I usually try to train at the LA Fitness on Culver on Thursdays so I can do all my produce shopping there for the entire week. Their produce is always fresh and excellent prices. I love that store.
Do you live in Irvine?

is that the really huge 2 story LA fitness? ive worked out there before, its pretty nice.

i dont live in irvine but i have a friend that does, i stay over at his house regularly. thinking about going to school down there too.

TonyMontana · Post #1399 » by **TonyMontana** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:54 pm

Doormatt wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
Oh ya. But I usually buy from the inside one. There Persian food inside is the bomb if you know what your getting. The Persian girls inside always hook me up big time.
I usually try to train at the LA Fitness on Culver on Thursdays so I can do all my produce shopping there for the entire week. Their produce is always fresh and excellent prices. I love that store.
Do you live in Irvine?

is that the really huge 2 story LA fitness? ive worked out there before, its pretty nice.

i dont live in irvine but i have a friend that does, i stay over at his house regularly. thinking about going to school down there too.

UCI?? Very good school.

LA fitness your talking about is on Michelson Drive. That's the signature one. Same gym as all other LA fitness but with a few more perks but they charge a lot more for it. Its a nice gym though. I ment the one on Culver a few streets up from the 405 fwy.

EArl · Post #1400 » by **EArl** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:58 pm

What are you majoring in again doormat? I remember something about poll sci, but I'm not sure.

The only persian store I've ever been to is the one by Taft lol. The one on Ventura. I don't remember if its around the IN N Out or not. I havent been around there in a long ass time.