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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#41 » by xBulletproof » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:53 pm

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xBulletproof wrote:Ugh. Had to look her up, I wouldn't be interested and I'm not even a millionaire NBA player. I don't even find her mildly attractive.


Yeah....I had to look her up too...had no idea about this woman..... :wink:



HAHA. I didn't even think about how someone might find that questionable that I didn't know. I'm not saying I've never looked at porn, but I don't even recognize her. Hell, my g/f and I watched the AVN awards the other day on Starz. Still, no clue. :lol:
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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#42 » by RSCD3_ » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:40 am

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zronv7 wrote:She won't find any D on the Cavs

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Let me give it a "shot".

Just saw her I'll "pass".

That "hoop" is big enough that even Dion Waiters could hit it 1 out of 2 times.

Step aside "Bea Arthur with your "Cleveland Show", Ava Devine is now the "Cleveland Hoe", though she looks more like a "Joe" or a "Bro".

On a serious note Ava circa 2009 was a BEAST, her and Lebron were both GOAT in their respective professions at the time. Now Ava is begging for...well you know...a DP....and Lebron is begging for a DPY. DP is only two letters, while DPY is three. Now which one of the two is really the "Whore of Akron?" Yup. Still the Miami Mercenary.

Cavs for the 8th seed anyone? This must be why Anthony Bennett has dropped all that weight and is working on his inside game and finishing ability.

That's all I got.

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This is just flat out wrong. Alexis Texas was way better than this Ava Devine even in her peak. More volume and on better efficiency, plus more versatile and more accolades. Statistically and via the eye test, Texas is the GOAT. Do you even watch the games?

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Post#44 » by princeofpalace » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:22 am

Yuck. She's not attractive. And, I never understood gangbanging. Gross.
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Post#45 » by Ginobili » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:36 am

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zronv7 wrote:She won't find any D on the Cavs

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Post#47 » by MitchellUK » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:48 am

Kyrie Irving - DNP Herpes
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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#49 » by Sixteen » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:31 am

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Post#50 » by NyAvenger » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:56 am

Confused on why this would make the cavs try to make the play offs. I'm pretty sure the whole team could find a hotter porn star to let the team run through.
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Post#51 » by og15 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:09 am

This whole time I kept seeing this thread and never clicked it, but I thought it was about some lady in sports or just some random lady with some platform who had a plan to save the team if she was made the GM. I finally got curious enough to see what her possible plan was, but instead I found this and was massively disappointed.

Ah well...
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Post#52 » by twinthunder3 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:10 am

In her fantasy world, if she gets to bang the whole team then I get to bang her.
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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#53 » by RSCD3_ » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:14 am

og15 wrote:This whole time I kept seeing this thread and never clicked it, but I thought it was about some lady in sports or just some random lady with some platform who had a plan to save the team if she was made the GM. I finally got curious enough to see what her possible plan was, but instead I found this and was massively disappointed.

Ah well...


*Clicks to read inspiring story about women finally breaking through in sports management*

*Instead Watches awkward video about an over the hill adult actress wanting to have relations with an entire sports team.*

*Weeps for Humanity*



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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#54 » by og15 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:16 am

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og15 wrote:This whole time I kept seeing this thread and never clicked it, but I thought it was about some lady in sports or just some random lady with some platform who had a plan to save the team if she was made the GM. I finally got curious enough to see what her possible plan was, but instead I found this and was massively disappointed.

Ah well...


*Clicks to read inspiring story about women finally breaking through in sports management*

*Instead Watches awkward video about an over the hill adult actress wanting to have relations with an entire sports team.*

*Weeps for Humanity*



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:lol: this is actually basically the summary of what just happened for me
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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#55 » by BlackIce » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:59 am

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BlackIce wrote:
zronv7 wrote:She won't find any D on the Cavs

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Let me give it a "shot".

Just saw her I'll "pass".

That "hoop" is big enough that even Dion Waiters could hit it 1 out of 2 times.

Step aside "Bea Arthur with your "Cleveland Show", Ava Devine is now the "Cleveland Hoe", though she looks more like a "Joe" or a "Bro".

On a serious note Ava circa 2009 was a BEAST, her and Lebron were both GOAT in their respective professions at the time. Now Ava is begging for...well you know...a DP....and Lebron is begging for a DPY. DP is only two letters, while DPY is three. Now which one of the two is really the "Whore of Akron?" Yup. Still the Miami Mercenary.

Cavs for the 8th seed anyone? This must be why Anthony Bennett has dropped all that weight and is working on his inside game and finishing ability.

That's all I got.

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This is just flat out wrong. Alexis Texas was way better than this Ava Devine even in her peak. More volume and on better efficiency, plus more versatile and more accolades. Statistically and via the eye test, Texas is the GOAT. Do you even watch the games?

:grin:

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Alexis Texas be reckless but to put it into basketball terms she is Mikan in a weak era. She'll have to let black guys in her "league" to be considered a GOAT candidate.

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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#56 » by BodieB » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:12 am

MitchellUK wrote:Kyrie Irving - DNP Herpes
Dion Waiters - DNP Chlamydia
Anderson Varejao - DNP Herpes
Luol Deng - DNP Herpes
CJ Miles - DNP Gonorrhea
Earl Clark - DNP Genital Warts
Jarrett Jack - DNP Herpes
Tristan Thompson - DNP Gonorrhea
Tyler Zellar - DNP Herpes
Anthony Bennett - DNP CD

Actually chances are good that a pornstar would be cleaner than the run of the mill strippers and fans the players bang all the time.
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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#57 » by RajonsGotARondo » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:21 am

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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#58 » by TankCommander » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:25 am

RSCD3_ wrote:
og15 wrote:This whole time I kept seeing this thread and never clicked it, but I thought it was about some lady in sports or just some random lady with some platform who had a plan to save the team if she was made the GM. I finally got curious enough to see what her possible plan was, but instead I found this and was massively disappointed.

Ah well...


*Clicks to read inspiring story about women finally breaking through in sports management*

*Instead Watches awkward video about an over the hill adult actress wanting to have relations with an entire sports team.*

*Weeps for Humanity*



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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Exactly my thoughts. I foolishly believed that we got a women who break through in player management and all we got was a botox laden porn star who is as washed up as steve nash is.
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Post#59 » by SargentBargs101 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:36 am

This thread>>>
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Re: Ava Devine claims she can save the cavs. 

Post#60 » by Cloak » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:50 am

gross

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