WrestleMania XXX: Not A Porn Parody

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WrestleMania XXX: Not A Porn Parody 

Post#1 » by Rich Rane » Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:00 am

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Post#2 » by CapeCrusader » Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:22 am

Not YET....A Porn Parody.
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Post#3 » by ReturnofMVP3 » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:34 am

Can't wait for the main event,
Bootista vs borton will surely be the be Greatest match in mania history!
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Post#5 » by Dunthreevy » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:08 pm

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Post#6 » by studcrackers » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:22 pm

ReturnofMVP3 wrote:Can't wait for the main event,
Bootista vs borton will surely be the be Greatest match in mania history!


It's not gonna main event
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Post#7 » by Starkiller » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:17 pm

If I were booking this, I'd do DB/HHH early. WWEWHC Match immediately after, some filler match say Cena/Wyatt, Taker/Brock, then close it with DB/Batista for the belt, assuming Bastista is to win and DB has some stip saying he gets a title shot later that night.

DB goes on to fued with the whiny, Hollywood, douchebag heel Tista and you have turned a trainwreck into a Porsche.
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Post#8 » by ...c.a.p... » Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:46 am

I think they are going to push HHH and DB as the match. The stip being if Bryan wins, he gets inserted into the championship match in the main event to make it a triple threat.

They could use the story where HHH somewhere down the line says that having DB on top isn't best for business. Bryan could counter by saying that he should listen to the universe if he wants what's best for business. He could say that they are rejecting your Hollywood golden boy by booing him every night, yet chanting YES! in every arena. Trips begrudgingly agrees and you have Bryan go over HHH, win the main event. Happy ending.
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Post#9 » by CapeCrusader » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:12 am

Yeah I don't see that happening. "They promised" Bootista when he signed that he would win at Rumble and Mania.
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Post#10 » by Stanford » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:55 pm

I think it would be fine for Bryan to beat H and then Batista after Mania and perhaps Lesnar at SummerSlam.
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Post#11 » by Starkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:23 pm

CapeCrusader wrote:Yeah I don't see that happening. "They promised" Bootista when he signed that he would win at Rumble and Mania.


Like I said, he can win it, and defend it later in the same night against Bryan. Boom boom problem solved.
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Post#12 » by jr lucosa » Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:25 pm

They moved Extreme Rules out of Seattle right? I would think that if the plan was to have Bootista drop it to Bryan at the next PPV, they would've kept it in Seattle. In fact the only reason you move it out of there is because you know you'll get boo'd out of the building if anything but Bryan winning the belt happens.
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Post#13 » by skbucks1985 » Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:30 pm

I'm almost looking forward to Batista-Orton now. Because this match really isn't Orton-Batista, its a tag team match of Orton and Batista vs the crowd. And I hope we get rest-hold Randy to the extreme and he sits in a chin lock for 13 straight minutes because Batista is completely gassed. It would be fantastic.
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Post#14 » by Oakville_Raptor » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:51 pm

I just want Sting to appear in the rafters after Taker beats Lesner.
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Post#15 » by Cammo101 » Mon Mar 3, 2014 8:28 pm

Oakville_Raptor wrote:I just want Sting to appear in the rafters after Taker beats Lesner.


That would be epic.
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Post#16 » by Dunthreevy » Mon Mar 3, 2014 10:02 pm

Oakville_Raptor wrote:I just want Sting to appear in the rafters after Taker beats Lesner.


This would be awesome but it assumes that Taker remains healthy enough to do WM31, and that Sting devotes himself to getting his body in much better shape over the next year. I'd love to see it, so hopefully Taker's health holds up and Sting does his part.
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Post#17 » by jr lucosa » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:14 am

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Post#18 » by Thunder Muscle » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:57 pm

It's shaping up to be an okay card, but kind of top heavy. The Bryan thing will be cool to watch. I'm not convinced Lesnar/Taker can pull off an epic match at this point. Brock works pretty stiff and Taker is another year older.

As a big time Warrior fan, I'm looking forward to the HOF this year and seeing him at Mania.
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Post#19 » by Marcus » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:47 pm

Thunder Muscle wrote:It's shaping up to be an okay card, but kind of top heavy. The Bryan thing will be cool to watch. I'm not convinced Lesnar/Taker can pull off an epic match at this point. Brock works pretty stiff and Taker is another year older.

As a big time Warrior fan, I'm looking forward to the HOF this year and seeing him at Mania.


i try to hold on to Taker taking a year off just to come in and be as good as he possibly can. and though he's still good each year you can clearly CLEARLY see the wear and tear even with that year absense. I think they gotta kill the streak this year whether he wins or loses. if he beats Brock and gets the W let Brock damage dude enough to keep him away from anymore streak matches. I don't see much more from Taker at the absolute highest level.
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Post#20 » by sunshinekids99 » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:57 am

I have no problem with the streak going for as long as Taker's body allows it to go, but I think this is a horrible matchup for him. Brock can't carry that match, he needs a guy like Punk/Bryan at this point to make the match work.
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