Bobcats To Work Out Ike Diogu, Mickell Gladness, Denzel Bowl

Liver_Pooty · Post #1 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:39 am

Put it somewhere else if you don't think it deserves its own thread. Per WT

amcoolio · Post #2 » by **amcoolio** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:33 am

I vote for Denzel. Whens the last time a Denzel was in the NBA.

Diogu is recycled goods. If he hasn't made it to a roster by now then whats the point. Don't know who the other guy is

catch20two · Post #3 » by **catch20two** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:41 am

I wouldn't mind Diogu at the end of the bench. He does good in the Olympics and kills D-League competition.

HornetJail · Post #4 » by **HornetJail** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:51 am

wait wasn't Gladness the guy who rode Miami's bench to a title?

Post #5 » by **JDR720** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:54 am

I want Denzel he is the youngest and actually has potential

Liver_Pooty · Post #6 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:55 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LZQMgdAWwA[/youtube]

Post #7 » by **fatlever** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:25 am

what is a denzel bowl? is that kinda like a will smith basket?

HornetJail · Post #8 » by **HornetJail** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:06 am

fatlever wrote:what is a denzel bowl? is that kinda like a will smith basket?

One denzel bowl. several denzel bowles

Post #9 » by **Diop** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:20 am

fatlever wrote:what is a denzel bowl? is that kinda like a will smith basket?

i thought it was a sex act.

"you should have seen the denzel bowl I gave this girl last night, oh em gee"

HornetJail · Post #10 » by **HornetJail** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:25 am

Sachmo wrote:
fatlever wrote:what is a denzel bowl? is that kinda like a will smith basket?

i thought it was a sex act.

"you should have seen the denzel bowl I gave this girl last night, oh em gee"

I had no idea this dude existed until today and already I'm hoping this dude makes the team just for all jokes fats will make about his name

MPM · Post #11 » by **MPM** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:47 pm

In what seems like a lifetime ago, I had what many considered the finest collection of Denzel Bowles in the Western World. I would often bring them out for special suppers to dazzle my guests. A visiting dignitary from the Republic of Diop commented once; "a more magnificent set of Denzel Bowles, mine eyes have never seen!" After which he entirely missed the soup Bowle with his spoon.

Jeez, I'm bored.

Post #12 » by **BigSlam** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:14 pm

Sachmo wrote:
fatlever wrote:what is a denzel bowl? is that kinda like a will smith basket?

i thought it was a sex act.

"you should have seen the denzel bowl I gave this girl last night, oh em gee"

"..and that was after she let me shved her"

Post #13 » by **fatlever** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:17 pm

BigSlam wrote:
Sachmo wrote:
fatlever wrote:what is a denzel bowl? is that kinda like a will smith basket?

i thought it was a sex act.

"you should have seen the denzel bowl I gave this girl last night, oh em gee"

"..and that was after she let me shved her"

if i could only get her to agree to a fat lever, i could die in peace.

btw, where is the republic of diop located and how the hell can i get citizenship to that magical land?

doc.end · Post #14 » by **doc.end** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:39 pm

In before this thread gets renamed to Bowl movements

BobsBuddy · Post #15 » by **BobsBuddy** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:49 pm

Justin Hamilton must not be working out in practice which makes me sad,because I thought he had the potential of replacing Bwood and backing up Al at some point..

i guess if one of these three guys shows promise, Justin will be sent back to the Dleague.. Life in the NBA can be
brutal to Dleagurers.

chrbal · Post #16 » by **chrbal** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:08 pm

I don't think its hes not working out, they just probably want to get better looks at the roster of their summer league 2014 team.

doc.end · Post #17 » by **doc.end** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:20 pm

I think they are just using that spot to rotate frontcourt players on 10-dyas contacts to get to know them for further use. Unless they strike such a diamond they decide to better lock him up.

MPM · Post #18 » by **MPM** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:28 pm

fatlever wrote:btw, where is the republic of diop located and how the hell can i get citizenship to that magical land?

It's smack dab between Fatassastan and OhMyGodsville, with its primary exports being unfulfilled promise and good vibes. Larry Brown is the US ambassador to the Republic of Diop, and could likely help facilitate an extended visa.

LamarMatic7 · Post #19 » by **LamarMatic7** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:43 pm

Diogu should be able to earn a 10-day contract. As I said previously the dude seems to be the best free agent power forward out there.

BobsBuddy · Post #20 » by **BobsBuddy** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:45 pm

Well At 6'10" 260, 30 years old,has played for LAC,SAS, and IND over a 7 year NBA career,I guess Ike Diogu,probably is our best bet for the next 10 day audition at PF/C. Back in 2005 he was drafted 9th in 1st round as a junior out of Arizona State? Good overall College and NBA Career stats.