CT LVII: Sponsored by the Birth of Ennui and Wavy Q

[ennui]

we're on the internet; either you're hitting 11/10s on the reg or you aint about dat lyfe

[Kilroy]

As Confucius said: "He who hits anything, gets more punani." Or: "He who 'wouldn't hit', hits oneself."

[ennui]

they say a 2/10 is in the eye of the beholder

[Kilroy]

they say a 2/10 is in the eye of the beholder

And that 2/10>0... Or that a 2/10 on your Johnson is better than a 11/10 on your screensaver...

[ennui]

yea, guys have like really ridiculously high standards for women on the internet, i mean its obviously because they have been desensitized or have reached a point of saturation when it comes to women (read:porn).

like a supposed "2/10" is better than yearning for a 12/10 woman who is essentially a fictional creature due to the flattering angles, filters and photoshop effects used seemingly ubiquitously nowadays.

[ak7]

I'm saving myself for marriage.

[ennui]

bahahahahaa lol

[Mamba Mentality]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlySZmiLgD0[/youtube]

[Slava]

Renewing my passport has become on gigantic chore.

[Wavy Q]

yea, guys have like really ridiculously high standards for women on the internet, i mean its obviously because they have been desensitized or have reached a point of saturation when it comes to women (read:porn).

like a supposed "2/10" is better than yearning for a 12/10 woman who is essentially a fictional creature due to the flattering angles, filters and photoshop effects used seemingly ubiquitously nowadays.

things dudes who aint gettin no pussy say

smh @ not hitting 12/10's every hour, what year is it, 1950?

[TonyMontana]

So I watched "The Counselor" last night!! One of the worst @#$%in movies I have seen in a long time.

[TyCobb]

My dd called me the best today and rubbed my arm while she did it. This is the 3rd time in a row where she has rubbed a part of my body. She probably owns a donut shop somewhere so I'm debating on letting her rub the love muscle next. That'd be sweet if I can get three of my favorite things in life for free; trees, sex, and donuts.

[Slava]

A donuts shop might be a great investment for a dd.

[TonyMontana]

Sounds like you guys are having a krispy Kreme moment right now!!

[Doormatt]

designated driver?

[EArl]

yea, guys have like really ridiculously high standards for women on the internet, i mean its obviously because they have been desensitized or have reached a point of saturation when it comes to women (read:porn).

like a supposed "2/10" is better than yearning for a 12/10 woman who is essentially a fictional creature due to the flattering angles, filters and photoshop effects used seemingly ubiquitously nowadays.

I think its fine to not hit 2/10. Im picky with women. Thankfully I don't have to worry about stuff like this.

The point is go after whatever the hell you want, but be warned that some of those 10s are crazy as and 6/7 isn't that bad when you don't have to deal with the crazy.

[Doormatt]

>2014 and still dating

[EArl]

I'm saving myself for marriage.

[ennui]

yea, guys have like really ridiculously high standards for women on the internet, i mean its obviously because they have been desensitized or have reached a point of saturation when it comes to women (read:porn).

like a supposed "2/10" is better than yearning for a 12/10 woman who is essentially a fictional creature due to the flattering angles, filters and photoshop effects used seemingly ubiquitously nowadays.

I think its fine to not hit 2/10. Im picky with women. Thankfully I don't have to worry about stuff like this.

The point is go after whatever the hell you want, but be warned that some of those 10s are crazy as and 6/7 isn't that bad when you don't have to deal with the crazy.

**** went straight over your head bro

[ennui]

designated driver?

danny darko