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Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland

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Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#1 » by Sofa King » Tue Apr 1, 2014 1:38 pm

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Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Kobe Bryant, fed up with the disappointing season the Lakers have struggled through, is planning on suiting up Tuesday against Portland and finishing out the season. Bryant, who has played just half a dozen games for the Lakers this season, plans to use the remainder of the seasons as a barometer for his progress heading into the off-season.



The source said Bryant is “tired of seeing us get our asses handed to us each night” and said that they needed to put their “big boy pants on.” Bryant was quoted saying “tanking doesn’t win championships” and that he didn’t care if winning the final handful of games worsened the Lakers draft stock.



Bryant had been working out in secret, mainly late at night and when players and media weren’t at the Lakers training facilities. In typical Black Mamba fashion, his workouts were ultra intense and were led by former head coach Phil Jackson. Each workout ended with a zen session with plenty of sage and mediation.


http://lakeshowlife.com/2014/03/31/sour ... -portland/


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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#2 » by myersia » Tue Apr 1, 2014 2:02 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That was mean man!
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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#3 » by ROballer » Tue Apr 1, 2014 2:37 pm

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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#4 » by Slava » Tue Apr 1, 2014 2:42 pm

Try harder!
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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#5 » by Fresh360Waves » Tue Apr 1, 2014 3:27 pm

Haha damn you had me for a minute when I saw the title. :lol:
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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#6 » by TonyMontana » Tue Apr 1, 2014 3:55 pm

And NONE OF YOU and1 my boy sofa for trying. Good one mang. I was like where the @#$% did this come from. LOL
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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#7 » by Kilroy » Tue Apr 1, 2014 5:27 pm

Maybe the best ever... Well played, sir.

Totally believable too, which just depresses the **** out of me.
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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#8 » by Ckay » Tue Apr 1, 2014 7:52 pm

watch out Portland!
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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#9 » by EArl » Tue Apr 1, 2014 8:50 pm

God damn you sk you got me good
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Post#10 » by ennui » Tue Apr 1, 2014 9:19 pm

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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#11 » by Air Poohdini » Wed Apr 2, 2014 1:11 am

April Fools?
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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#12 » by Mamba Mentality » Wed Apr 2, 2014 2:36 am

Not cool man, not cool. :angry:
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Re: Kobe Bryant to suit up, play against Portland 

Post#13 » by DEEP3CL » Wed Apr 2, 2014 2:43 am

SK is a fool for that one
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