CT LVII: Sponsored by the Birth of Ennui and Wavy Q

[EArl]

I miss Imacat.

[Dr Aki]

I miss Imacat.

almost rhymes with ipecac

[EArl]

Oh look 85 pages that we have gone through. With the new 20 post pages we might as well be in page 60.

[Dr Aki]

actually 1683 posts / 20 posts per page (ppg) = 85th page.

1683 p at the original 15 ppg would've had this commthread at 113th page.

[EArl]

actually 1683 posts / 20 posts per page (ppg) = 85th page.

1683 p at the original 15 ppg would've had this commthread at 113th page.

Don't bring facts into this Aki.

[tugs]

I feel so bad ass that people are reporting to me instead to our senior supervisor.

[Mamba Mentality]

I miss Imacat.

Said no one EVER

[TonyMontana]

[ennui]

Did both lala and imadogg get waived? Those were my dudes.

[EArl]

Did both lala and imadogg get waived? Those were my dudes.

Yeah both of them got banned. RIP All dogs go to heaven

[ennui]

Is Dr. Aki an asian dude from ozzieland? So he's like uborat.

[EArl]

http://www.uproxx.com/up/2014/04/toples ... mcdonalds/

I’m not sure what set off the topless woman wearing a thong and why she felt the need to destroy a McDonald’s in St. Petersburg, Florida, but does it matter? It’s a topless woman in a thong, destroying a McDonald’s in St. Petersburg, Florida. And by destroying, I mean, throwing trays, opening and closing some doors quickly (THAT MONSTER), and generally causing as much mayhem as an overzealous badger.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=456_1396780871
NSFW

[ennui]

Dem tatas doe

[Danny Darko]

Not sure if someone would be this blacked out 8 hours after initially blacking out... but maybe: Dude blacks out on his bday and wakes up skydiving

[Mamba Mentality]

Not sure if someone would be this blacked out 8 hours after initially blacking out... but maybe: Dude blacks out on his bday and wakes up skydiving

So did they forge his waiver or am I missing something?

And I don't know how he isn't blowing chunks after blacking out the previous night. I would probably gag as soon as I regained consciousness.

[Danny Darko]

right...not sure anyone would take that liability on. plus he happens to have his own for profit channel?

[TonyMontana]

http://www.uproxx.com/up/2014/04/topless-woman-mcdonalds/

I’m not sure what set off the topless woman wearing a thong and why she felt the need to destroy a McDonald’s in St. Petersburg, Florida, but does it matter? It’s a topless woman in a thong, destroying a McDonald’s in St. Petersburg, Florida. And by destroying, I mean, throwing trays, opening and closing some doors quickly (THAT MONSTER), and generally causing as much mayhem as an overzealous badger.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=456_1396780871
NSFW

I don't know which one was more annoying. The crazy b1tch who was a couple of Mc Nuggets short of a happy meal or the hood rat with her fake cough laugh commentating.

Hood rat was pretty annoying if you ask me. No wonder she works at Mc Donald's.

[TonyMontana]

right...not sure anyone would take that liability on. plus he happens to have his own for profit channel?

Ya, its fake!! They need your consent and believe it or not it is against the law to dive while intoxicated whether you are doing the dive or you are being assisted.

[Kilroy]

Not strapping myself to a passed out dude and jumping out of a plane... Way too high a chance for blow-back... Among other wetnesses...

[EArl]

Madrid and Chelsea advance to the semis. Barca needs to come out guns blazing. For once ill be rooting for Man U tomorrow.