Hibbert got benched for watching King of the Hill at half

Okada · Post #21 » by **Okada** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 9:24 am

Don't even blame him. Vogel is a great coach but obviously King of the Hill is a much better thing to spend your time on.

90% sarcastic, 10% honest.

Cracklenuts · Post #22 » by **Cracklenuts** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 9:48 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZBu4mtALFo[/youtube]

OhMyBosh · Post #23 » by **OhMyBosh** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 2:01 pm

As great as his defensive "presence" (and I use that term loosely), Roy is absolutely garbage at everything else. A 7'2 center logging heaving minutes and playing a key role should not be shooting 44FG% and grabbing a little over 6 RPG in 30 minutes.

xBulletproof · Post #24 » by **xBulletproof** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 2:09 pm

That's not what happened at all. He was already benched and this happened during a timeout.

What a strange assumption, that's not even close to what the tweet said.

carl_english · Post #25 » by **carl_english** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 2:20 pm

Bynum is rubbing off on Hibs fail

The_Didact_117 · Post #26 » by **The_Didact_117** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 3:22 pm

Hibbert must not be paying attention in the summer when he does his yearly "workouts" with Tim Duncan

RSCD3_ · Post #27 » by **RSCD3_** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 3:50 pm

TheSuzerain wrote:

That's a clean burning hell I tell you what

Post #28 » by **Froob** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 4:01 pm

Was it because he was watching the promo or was it because the promo was king of the hill?

NBAfan3024 · Post #29 » by **NBAfan3024** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 4:03 pm

Embarrassing

Sonny Carson · Post #30 » by **Sonny Carson** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 4:17 pm

Beavis and Butt-Head > King of the Hill

LloydFree · Post #31 » by **LloydFree** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 4:18 pm

Lance Stevenson is at fault. He poked him, and pointed at the screen. Hibbert didn't know you're only supposed to' take a peak after a poke'.

Infinite Llamas · Post #32 » by **Infinite Llamas** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 4:34 pm

Sonny Carson wrote:Beavis and Butt-Head > King of the Hill

More like "Bynum and 'Berthead"

JoeyMorgan619 · Post #33 » by **JoeyMorgan619** » Mon Apr 7, 2014 5:41 pm

justinandimcool wrote:ha man i tell you what man vogels like that dang ol riggin wiggins geez man dang ol tankin while in second place dang ol roy jus grab a rebound dang ol losin to the bobcats in the first round man that dang ol verticality man dang ol catfish man

I have been reading RealGM almost every day for the past ten years, and this might be the greatest post I have seen :lol:

TommyB · Post #34 » by **TommyB** » Tue Apr 8, 2014 1:06 am

carl_english wrote:Bynum is rubbing off on Hibs fail

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CandaceDBuckner/status/452954247064068096[/tweet]

Rock Hardy · Post #35 » by **Rock Hardy** » Tue Apr 8, 2014 3:06 am

TommyB wrote:Atleast Roy GOATbert shows up against the Heat and plays out of his mind.

Brb Lance playing like a blind dog in a meat market tryna get his payday while Paul George pulling a Dallas cowboys choke act.

Luis Scola can score in the post consistently; why doesn't Vogel go to Scola when they are clearly having scoring droughts and play inside out with Scola and Hibbert in the post simutaneously and non simutaneously ? Because clearly the perimeter players are not getting it done for the past 2 months.

Spacing would suck and Scola + Roy ain't nearly productive enough offensively to carry the load. Much more production from the wings and this is a guard's league. He's made the right call there.

Post #36 » by **pacers33granger** » Tue Apr 8, 2014 3:12 am

Rock Hardy wrote:
TommyB wrote:Atleast Roy GOATbert shows up against the Heat and plays out of his mind.

Brb Lance playing like a blind dog in a meat market tryna get his payday while Paul George pulling a Dallas cowboys choke act.

Luis Scola can score in the post consistently; why doesn't Vogel go to Scola when they are clearly having scoring droughts and play inside out with Scola and Hibbert in the post simutaneously and non simutaneously ? Because clearly the perimeter players are not getting it done for the past 2 months.

Spacing would suck and Scola + Roy ain't nearly productive enough offensively to carry the load. Much more production from the wings and this is a guard's league. He's made the right call there.

Scola's been quite a disappointment this season. He started off pretty good, but has flat out sucked for awhile now. I was in favor of totally benching Scola in favor of Copeland. Scola still plays like he thinks he's a top option and shoots far too many mid range jumpers. The only time he drives to the basket he tries to pull some move and ends up losing the ball or throwing it off the backboard.

I don't care about Plumlee and Green was a bad contract for us, but don't I hate it that we added a 1st into that deal.

Tuff Gong · Post #37 » by **Tuff Gong** » Tue Apr 8, 2014 4:03 am

I've never witnessed a team self destruct like this. Its amazing, and honestly very fun to watch. I still want them to pull it together and run into the Heat as confident as ever.

shangrila · Post #38 » by **shangrila** » Tue Apr 8, 2014 4:30 am

How else is he supposed to find out about propane and propane accessories?

Torres · Post #39 » by **Torres** » Tue Apr 8, 2014 4:32 am

BieberLUV · Post #40 » by **BieberLUV** » Tue Apr 8, 2014 9:41 am

king of the hill > family guy > american dad > the simpsons