CT LVIII: Squat or sit?

Post #21 » by **Slava** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:42 pm

I guess I'm the only one who reads SMDH as Shaking my dick head!

EArl · Post #22 » by **EArl** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:42 pm

You probably are in the minority.

Post #23 » by **TyCobb** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:45 pm

If you haven't pooped sitting on the toilet backwards, you're missing out. I swear the other way is meant for women.

EArl · Post #24 » by **EArl** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:48 pm

How drunk were you last night Ty?

Post #25 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:49 pm

I'm thinking the **** stains on the back of the bowl might be a deterrent, unless you're hung like a cocktail frank...

Post #26 » by **Slava** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:54 pm

I never understood the reverse cow-girl really. You need a certain downward inclination to facilitate a smooth poop exit.

Post #27 » by **TyCobb** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:56 pm

Kilroy doesn't use The Butter Churner often.

Doormatt · Post #28 » by **Doormatt** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:57 pm

wait.... wut

ak7 · Post #29 » by **ak7** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:00 pm

You **** are weird

Post #30 » by **Danny Darko** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:00 pm

I wonder if shaq has ever flushed his junk

Post #31 » by **TyCobb** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:01 pm

Slava wrote:I never understood the reverse cow-girl really. You need a certain downward inclination to facilitate a smooth poop exit.

It's why men have prostate issues. Too many years of unnatural release.

Doormatt · Post #32 » by **Doormatt** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:04 pm

wait so how does everyone here sit down when they poop? facing the back or facing forward

Post #33 » by **Slava** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:10 pm

Doormatt wrote:wait so how does everyone here sit down when they poop? facing the back or facing forward

Back to the flusher, facing forward.

Post #34 » by **TyCobb** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:12 pm

Never too late to make the switch fellas, unless you're already over 50.

EArl · Post #35 » by **EArl** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:15 pm

wtf just happened here. You guys are actually making Matt think that hes doing it wrong :lol:

Post #36 » by **TyCobb** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:25 pm

All I'm gonna say is... squatting > sitting.

TonyMontana · Post #37 » by **TonyMontana** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:45 pm

This is good!!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFbryriZ3is[/youtube]

Post #38 » by **Slava** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:49 pm

TonyMontana wrote:This is good!!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFbryriZ3is[/youtube]

Doormatt · Post #39 » by **Doormatt** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:54 pm

i think id get a boner if ronaldo winked at me no homo

Post #40 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:04 pm

TyCobb wrote:All I'm gonna say is... squatting > sitting.

It's referred to as "Going Monkey-Style" in my house...