CT LVIII: Squat or sit?

Post #241 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:46 am

Didn't know you were short on time, Mr. President.

Gek · Post #242 » by **Gek** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:36 pm

headed out to salt lake city today.

Wavy Q · Post #243 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:22 pm

50K FOR A SHOW AND MY N WORDS SELLIN SWAG SHE A RED BOTTOM BITCH VERSACE SHIRT BIRKIN BAG

:flex: :turnup: :squad: :bow:

hermes · Post #244 » by **hermes** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:33 pm

Doormatt wrote:oh yeah and who the hell poops in public. weirdo.

why is that weird?

hermes · Post #245 » by **hermes** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:33 pm

Gek wrote:headed out to salt lake city today.

to do what?

hermes · Post #246 » by **hermes** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:40 pm

i was going to post a joke in the d'antoni thread but i don't have the heart for it

i can't contribute any genuine basketball opinions anymore, i just hang out in here

Post #247 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:58 pm

The best part of pooping backwards is the length you get on these suckers.

ennui · Post #248 » by **ennui** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:05 pm

Do you derive pleasure from anal contractions?

EArl · Post #249 » by **EArl** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:05 pm

TyCobb wrote:95% of my poops are at my place or someone else's pad, hardly in a public restroom. I don't even want to touch the toilet seat in a public place.

Next time.

When you gotta go You gotta go.

Post #250 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:16 pm

I get pleasure in anything that improves my 40 time.

EArl · Post #251 » by **EArl** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:19 pm

TyCobb wrote:I get pleasure in anything that improves my 40 time.

you should cut off your balls. You will definitely shave some seconds off your 40.

Post #252 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:43 pm

True. They are quite large.

ennui · Post #253 » by **ennui** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:51 am

I hate how ty cant be trolled

EArl · Post #254 » by **EArl** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:58 am

ennui wrote:I hate how ty cant be trolled

You cant troll a troll.
Ty is King Troll around these parts.

Wavy Q · Post #255 » by **Wavy Q** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:26 am

Tys as good at trolling as the Angels are at winning baseball games

#rekt #sorekt #2014rekt #mastertrole2013

Post #256 » by **TyCobb** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:35 am

The magic formula to getting alot of And1's... speak the truth > post on the general nba board > be first post after OP for maximum visibility.

Post #257 » by **Kilroy** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:39 am

TyCobb wrote:True. They are quite large.

Proportionally...

tugs · Post #258 » by **tugs** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:41 am

the Hard Work theme in that Gatorade commercial is amazing. will be putting it in my gym playlist.

hermes · Post #259 » by **hermes** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:46 am

TyCobb wrote:The magic formula to getting alot of And1's... speak the truth > post on the general nba board > be first post after OP for maximum visibility.

how do you explain this then
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hermes · Post #260 » by **hermes** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:49 am

unless you mean a lot of and1s per post in which case i retract my question