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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#181 » by organicthoughts » Fri May 2, 2014 1:48 am

Green Backpack wrote:Half these haters probably haven't gotten laid in months


Months..... I think that is being very generous.
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#182 » by vaff87 » Fri May 2, 2014 2:12 am

Man, this has been discussed on virtually every sports show today. We have our own overnight celebrity :lol:
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#183 » by JWiLL02 » Fri May 2, 2014 2:21 am

This is awesome.

At the same time, it's clearly his girlfriend who was pissed off at something. I doubt he's bringing a first date courtside to the Raptors game, though that makes for a better joke.
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Post#184 » by MastarCommandar » Fri May 2, 2014 2:30 am

Propose to her at half court during halftime of game 7. See what happens.
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#185 » by Clementine9 » Fri May 2, 2014 2:30 am

MastarCommandar wrote:Propose to her at half court during halftime of game 7. See what happens.


Now that would be an epic comeback.
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#186 » by UnderdogRaptors » Fri May 2, 2014 2:31 am

lol @ all the hate hoffa is getting sometimes you just have to laugh at urself and not take it too seriously this whole thing will be forgotten about next week PS this legend is from my hometown so he will always get love from me :D :D
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#187 » by BlackMaple » Fri May 2, 2014 2:33 am

Bahaha, it's all good Hoffa, besides your friends/fam, no one's going to remember this by the weekend.

But first, you gotta go on a morning talk show or some **** and explain what happened/save face!
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Post#188 » by team edward » Fri May 2, 2014 2:38 am

BlackMaple wrote:Bahaha, it's all good Hoffa, besides your friends/fam, no one's going to remember this by the weekend.

But first, you gotta go on a morning talk show or some **** and explain what happened/save face!

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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#189 » by Patman » Fri May 2, 2014 2:41 am

Hoffa69 wrote:God damnet, I step away for a few hours and I'm on Tim and Sid, Sportscenter (again), and PTI?! All I can say about today is that I gave her....

THE D.



Thanks for all the support out there Realgm nation. And the keyboard warriors, you guys as well, I appreciate the advice but everything is cool, still big time embarrassed but it looked much worse than it actually was.


So you're saying she got more pipe this week than Rob Ford?
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#190 » by RapsFanInOhio » Fri May 2, 2014 2:43 am

Lol, that would happen to a guy that posts on here.

Props to you, man. Any publicity is good publicity.
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#191 » by Graham's Cracker » Fri May 2, 2014 2:56 am

I would get the same reaction from my girl after how angry I got from the blown 22 pt lead. LOL. s,all good honey!
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#192 » by Graham's Cracker » Fri May 2, 2014 2:57 am

RapsFanInOhio wrote:
Props to you, man. Any publicity is good publicity.
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#193 » by IMAN5 » Fri May 2, 2014 3:01 am

beachbean wrote:
IMAN5 wrote:Girls just don't understand the hype us guys feel at sporting events.


Hey now...............some girls are right there with you matching that hype

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you're totally right my bad. After I hit submit on that post I meant to say SOME girls. no disrespects at all to females. there was a girl in the square going crazy with me and my boys, she was overshadowing her bf, it was wicked.
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#194 » by Kenyon009 » Fri May 2, 2014 3:06 am

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LOL, bro if your "girlfriend" tries to pull that **** on you, you go find a new one.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is a classic example of a guy hiding behind a computer screen. Leave it Hoffa69, we don't know your girlfriend as well as you do. If you feel she's worth the time and can end up being a life long partner stick with her. Nobody has the right to tell you what to do. I'm glad you played it off as a joke.


The guy is cool for being able to play it off as a joke but that was major disrespect by his "girlfriend" either way you look at it.

Typical insecure, over sensitive raptor fans. This post is so ironic, I'm not taking a shot at you but the whole fan base. It's hilarious how insecure they are about the city and then it's transferring over to this specific situation.

Ranging from the questions about Toronto weather and whether or not the athletes like the city. If he felt disrespected he is overly sensitive. You have to look at it from the girls prospective too. If he was acting drunk and constantly trying to kiss her, she has to draw a line somewhere. Maybe she apologized after and they're over it. It's ridiculous how people with no lives invade others like this.

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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#195 » by vincecarterfan » Fri May 2, 2014 3:19 am

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His id is Hoffa69 on RealGM :lol:

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Should change his username to Jonas69 if he wants some action ;)

Is that a custom shirt she's wearing?



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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#196 » by Raps in 4 » Fri May 2, 2014 3:25 am

RaptorsFTL wrote:
Hoffa69 wrote:God damnet, I step away for a few hours and I'm on Tim and Sid, Sportscenter (again), and PTI?! All I can say about today is that I gave her....

THE D.


Thanks for all the support out there Realgm nation. And the keyboard warriors, you guys as well, I appreciate the advice but everything is cool, still big time embarrassed but it looked much worse than it actually was.

You're a celeb man haha. Honestly I thought it was one of those caught at the wrong moments things. No harm done, no one will remember in a week.


Turbo_Zone needs to enshrine the moment in a series of sigs, lest we do forget.
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#197 » by TANKNATION » Fri May 2, 2014 3:53 am

UnderdogRaptors wrote:lol @ all the hate hoffa is getting sometimes you just have to laugh at urself and not take it too seriously this whole thing will be forgotten about next week PS this legend is from my hometown so he will always get love from me :D :D
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s/o 2 London, Ontario I see yall. fanshawe college got some athletes
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#198 » by UnderdogRaptors » Fri May 2, 2014 3:54 am

TANKNATION wrote:
UnderdogRaptors wrote:lol @ all the hate hoffa is getting sometimes you just have to laugh at urself and not take it too seriously this whole thing will be forgotten about next week PS this legend is from my hometown so he will always get love from me :D :D
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s/o 2 London, Ontario I see yall. fanshawe college got some athletes

:nod: :nod: :P :hug: :hug: :lift:
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#199 » by YogurtProducer » Fri May 2, 2014 4:51 am

Raps in 4 wrote:
RaptorsFTL wrote:
Hoffa69 wrote:God damnet, I step away for a few hours and I'm on Tim and Sid, Sportscenter (again), and PTI?! All I can say about today is that I gave her....

THE D.


Thanks for all the support out there Realgm nation. And the keyboard warriors, you guys as well, I appreciate the advice but everything is cool, still big time embarrassed but it looked much worse than it actually was.

You're a celeb man haha. Honestly I thought it was one of those caught at the wrong moments things. No harm done, no one will remember in a week.

Turbo_Zone needs to enshrine the moment in a series of sigs, lest we do forget.

If he makes that gif his sig I will die :lol:
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Re: Official Game 5 Fail Kiss Thread 

Post#200 » by Inevitable » Fri May 2, 2014 4:56 am

TANKNATION wrote:
UnderdogRaptors wrote:lol @ all the hate hoffa is getting sometimes you just have to laugh at urself and not take it too seriously this whole thing will be forgotten about next week PS this legend is from my hometown so he will always get love from me :D :D
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s/o 2 London, Ontario I see yall. fanshawe college got some athletes


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