CT LVIII: Squat or sit?

tugs · Post #501 » by **tugs** » Tue May 6, 2014 4:23 am

well this is awkward. I thought you were just talking about getting drunk.

Sofa King · Post #502 » by **Sofa King** » Tue May 6, 2014 4:47 am

The Regime wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
The Regime wrote:
Eh, most my close friends are in relationships and/or working on their careers. Getting drunk was cool through high school and college, but I think I've grown out of that phase now.

I did too. Then I meet some cool people to go clubbing and bar hopping with when I was single and it starts up again. Gets boring again when you do it for a month or two straight then you just want a steady relationship until that breaks up and you do it all over again.

I wish I knew what a steady relationship felt like. Been over a year since I've had one.

If you don't like your options where you live, try moving to some exotic location like I did.

Sofa King · Post #503 » by **Sofa King** » Tue May 6, 2014 4:48 am

The Regime wrote:
tugs wrote:
The Regime wrote:
I'm with you on that. The last time I got legitimately **** up was a little over three months ago; it's just not as fun as it used to be.

#oldpeopleproblems

One night stands are awesome don't get me wrong, but they get depressing when you see most of your close friends in actual relationships.

If you prefer just one night stands, couchsurfing is great.

Sofa King · Post #504 » by **Sofa King** » Tue May 6, 2014 4:50 am

ennui wrote:yea, yall need to make an effort to be sociable and put yourselves in scenarios that yield positive (sexual?) interactions

take reggie for instance - not to be insensitive - if you dont go get it, its not coming to you

i mean other than tycobb, hes the exception

As mentioned above, if you use couchsurfing, you can stay at home and they'll come to you.

https://www.couchsurfing.org/

:nod:

Sofa King · Post #505 » by **Sofa King** » Tue May 6, 2014 4:53 am

A year ago when I was active on couchsurfing, I had an awesome apartment with a spare room and couch. Just hooked up with any cute girl that was looking to stay in my city for free. Offered my place and when they arrived, offered to take them out for the first night to the hottest bars and clubs. Got them to dance and after a couple of drinks went back to my place and made my move. It was literally too easy if you know when to play it cool and said the right things at the right time. Then after a few days, off they went and another to take her spot.

EArl · Post #506 » by **EArl** » Tue May 6, 2014 4:54 am

Damn SK

tugs · Post #507 » by **tugs** » Tue May 6, 2014 5:11 am

SK=Swag King

DwnShft2Xcelr8 · Post #508 » by **DwnShft2Xcelr8** » Tue May 6, 2014 5:27 am

EArl wrote:
DwnShft2Xcelr8 wrote:I mute my television or change the channel immediately if that "random red couch" McDonald's commercial comes on.

I don't think ive seen that commercial. Whats so bad about it?

Look it up on YouTube. If by chance not a single thing bothers you about that commercial, you are a far more patient person than I.

Post #509 » by **Slava** » Tue May 6, 2014 5:42 am

Sofa King wrote:A year ago when I was active on couchsurfing, I had an awesome apartment with a spare room and couch. Just hooked up with any cute girl that was looking to stay in my city for free. Offered my place and when they arrived, offered to take them out for the first night to the hottest bars and clubs. Got them to dance and after a couple of drinks went back to my place and made my move. It was literally too easy if you know when to play it cool and said the right things at the right time. Then after a few days, off they went and another to take her spot.

When does a rag of chloroform come into the picture?

Post #510 » by **Slava** » Tue May 6, 2014 5:43 am

DwnShft2Xcelr8 wrote:
EArl wrote:
DwnShft2Xcelr8 wrote:I mute my television or change the channel immediately if that "random red couch" McDonald's commercial comes on.

I don't think ive seen that commercial. Whats so bad about it?

Look it up on YouTube. If by chance not a single thing bothers you about that commercial, you are a far more patient person than I.

My biggest complaint with fast-food is that the bread in the restaurants never looks like it does in the commercials. I'm a big fan of fresh bread and often buy it right from the bakery.

ennui · Post #511 » by **ennui** » Tue May 6, 2014 6:00 am

Slava wrote:
Sofa King wrote:A year ago when I was active on couchsurfing, I had an awesome apartment with a spare room and couch. Just hooked up with any cute girl that was looking to stay in my city for free. Offered my place and when they arrived, offered to take them out for the first night to the hottest bars and clubs. Got them to dance and after a couple of drinks went back to my place and made my move. It was literally too easy if you know when to play it cool and said the right things at the right time. Then after a few days, off they went and another to take her spot.

When does a rag of chloroform come into the picture?

It sounds like the intro to a law and order svu episode

Post #512 » by **Slava** » Tue May 6, 2014 6:01 am

Sofa king is the next Charles sobhraj!

tugs · Post #513 » by **tugs** » Tue May 6, 2014 6:24 am

Slava wrote:
Sofa King wrote:A year ago when I was active on couchsurfing, I had an awesome apartment with a spare room and couch. Just hooked up with any cute girl that was looking to stay in my city for free. Offered my place and when they arrived, offered to take them out for the first night to the hottest bars and clubs. Got them to dance and after a couple of drinks went back to my place and made my move. It was literally too easy if you know when to play it cool and said the right things at the right time. Then after a few days, off they went and another to take her spot.

When does a rag of chloroform come into the picture?

you don't have to if you're as smooth as Sofa King.

wait, now it makes sense! sofa=couch!

Post #514 » by **TyCobb** » Tue May 6, 2014 7:22 am

Couchsurfing sounds like an awesome way to spread that STD life.

EArl · Post #515 » by **EArl** » Tue May 6, 2014 10:29 am

Slava wrote:
Sofa King wrote:A year ago when I was active on couchsurfing, I had an awesome apartment with a spare room and couch. Just hooked up with any cute girl that was looking to stay in my city for free. Offered my place and when they arrived, offered to take them out for the first night to the hottest bars and clubs. Got them to dance and after a couple of drinks went back to my place and made my move. It was literally too easy if you know when to play it cool and said the right things at the right time. Then after a few days, off they went and another to take her spot.

When does a rag of chloroform come into the picture?

You dont give SK enough credit. He doesn't use such archaic tactics. Its roofie or nothing right SK?

EArl · Post #516 » by **EArl** » Tue May 6, 2014 10:30 am

TyCobb wrote:Couchsurfing sounds like an awesome way to spread that STD life.

^Made an account before he went to sleep.

hermes · Post #517 » by **hermes** » Tue May 6, 2014 12:57 pm

Doormatt wrote:Gone in 60 seconds is more than just a movie, it's a way of life

its a great movie

hermes · Post #518 » by **hermes** » Tue May 6, 2014 12:58 pm

Sofa King wrote:

Real or fake?

looks real to me

hermes · Post #519 » by **hermes** » Tue May 6, 2014 1:00 pm

Sofa King wrote:

So if you notice his hair, does that mean you're gay?

his hair is very attention grabbing, only way you wouldn't see it is if you couldn't look away from his pants

tugs · Post #520 » by **tugs** » Tue May 6, 2014 1:07 pm

damn my left pinkie was pointing at 10 o'clock earlier. didn't realize that my finger got dislocated while going for the ball. even went for a rebound and did a one hand behind the back between the legs dribble (yeah I had to put that). looked at my hand and I laughed. was weird seeing it. popped it right back and played on. asked for a sub when it started to swell and called for some medics. :lol:

and it also happens that my car has a problem with the spark plugs and the engine kept on dying. very thankful I got home safely.