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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#41 » by Forbes » Mon May 12, 2014 5:30 pm

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moocow007 wrote:Does plastic prostitutes qualify? If so, ask Nyk_Fatboy.

Seriously though, not worth it. Honestly, whatever $60-$100+ for a shot at getting a disease vs. $0.99 for a travel sized bottle of jurgens and free porn?



This is my view on it now. Too risky


sex with a prostitute is as risky as sex with anyone else


Nah I don't really think so. You don't know how many dudes a regular girl had been with, a professional you can almost guarantee has more bodies than a regular girl. Especially if your going to other countries. 1000s of dudes could have ran through one pro in DR. So that's an increased chance of you catching something. Regular girls don't do that many guys so to me pro are way more risky.

Don't get me wrong i'll do it again in DR. It's the only place I know where I'll get to line up 7 chicks bend them over and play musical chairs with their box.
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#42 » by cavs4life03 » Mon May 12, 2014 5:37 pm

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Forbes wrote:Lol@this thread but I'll give my 2 cents.

Only in the Dominican Republic.
F it let me give some details

4 friends an I
In a 8 bedroom home
Each of us had 7 girls a piece
Talk about wild

Don't judge me :-P


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im cuban and when i went to cuba a couple years ago i experienced something similar to this is fing awsome!!!!!
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#43 » by HarthorneWingo » Mon May 12, 2014 5:54 pm

Experience a prostitute? I am a prostitute.

My real name is "Fred Garvin."

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Post#44 » by Fat » Mon May 12, 2014 5:59 pm

Yes and he was the best i ever had
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#45 » by NYKinMIA » Mon May 12, 2014 6:14 pm

Nyk_Fatboy wrote:Yes and he was the best i ever had

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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#46 » by The Lamma » Mon May 12, 2014 6:19 pm

Went to college in Philly. Was with two friends, we were parking the car. Chick comes over knocks on the window,
"You got a cigarette?"
"No sorry"
"I'll give you a blowjob for five dollars"
"No thanks"
"I'll do all three of you for five dollars"
"Ew no!"
Final offer price of $1.67 per dude. Whew.
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#47 » by majortom71 » Mon May 12, 2014 6:21 pm

Don't need to, but continue please!

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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#48 » by poeman » Mon May 12, 2014 6:26 pm

cavs4life03 wrote:
KnicksPie wrote:
Forbes wrote:Lol@this thread but I'll give my 2 cents.

Only in the Dominican Republic.
F it let me give some details

4 friends an I
In a 8 bedroom home
Each of us had 7 girls a piece
Talk about wild

Don't judge me :-P


You are my hero Period


im cuban and when i went to cuba a couple years ago i experienced something similar to this is fing awsome!!!!!


Can you guys break it down for people that dont know what this establishment is? What is that a orgy house in the Caribbean?
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#49 » by cavs4life03 » Mon May 12, 2014 6:36 pm

poeman wrote:
cavs4life03 wrote:
KnicksPie wrote:
You are my hero Period


im cuban and when i went to cuba a couple years ago i experienced something similar to this is fing awsome!!!!!


Can you guys break it down for people that dont know what this establishment is? What is that a orgy house in the Caribbean?


yess sirr in the carribean 25 dollars is a lot of money to them lol a girl will give you a blowjob for 5 to 10 dollars no joke and we are talking about a model looking woman hahaha....thats why the majority of americans falls in love with our country when they go cause they do porno **** with models at a great rate hahaha
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#50 » by Little Italia » Mon May 12, 2014 6:37 pm

Never had a prostitute. However, you guys need to go after the Blue Chip Stocks. They are very high end and are usually disease free.

If you don't get the reference, i'm talking about Escorts. If your willing to shed a few extra bucks, they'll take good care of you. Most escorts are at least a 8.
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#51 » by Iron Mantis » Mon May 12, 2014 6:42 pm

The Lamma wrote:Went to college in Philly. Was with two friends, we were parking the car. Chick comes over knocks on the window,
"You got a cigarette?"
"No sorry"
"I'll give you a blowjob for five dollars"
"No thanks"
"I'll do all three of you for five dollars"
"Ew no!"
Final offer price of $1.67 per dude. Whew.

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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#52 » by e180th » Mon May 12, 2014 7:20 pm

off topic

but how do y'all get those team logos next to your avy's?
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#53 » by NYKinMIA » Mon May 12, 2014 7:26 pm

e180th wrote:off topic

but how do y'all get those team logos next to your avy's?

'profile' tab in 'preferences.'
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#54 » by e180th » Mon May 12, 2014 7:35 pm

NYKinMIA wrote:
e180th wrote:off topic

but how do y'all get those team logos next to your avy's?

'profile' tab in 'preferences.'

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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#55 » by ComeOnKnicks » Mon May 12, 2014 7:41 pm

Going to a poor country and having sex (on the cheap) with women desperate for money is questionable behavior to put it kindly. Look at the big picture and see if it's still something you wanna do.
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#56 » by spree8 » Mon May 12, 2014 7:51 pm

Hell yea I have. I think every dude should at least once...even if you save it for your bachelor party or something. Now I'm not talking about a street walker who wants 10 bucks...or a skeevy lookin chick on craigslist, but a legit top dollar exotic girl.

I have absolutely no problem with getting girls...but as a dude who dates a lot, I'll tell you that sometimes there's situations where I wish I just used all that money on a hot hooker instead.

Also, I'm not sure about some people, but getting multiple women at once isn't easy, and is practically every man's dream...that is the ideal scenario to get a few pros. It's like being in a friggin ice cream shop..."I'll try some of this flavor, some of that, a little of that one there, and sprinkle a little bit of this one on it too" lol.
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#57 » by poeman » Mon May 12, 2014 7:56 pm

Maybe in fantasy these 15-person battle sex royal with the chicks is cool, but personally as a engaged man being with a prostitute or sharing chicks right after another guy is disgusting/unhygienic (real life for some reason a porn situation it doesnt apply lol)

Again, in fantasy land sure...Just imagine, that woman has seen all sorts of penises with god knows what problems. Suffered through a few STDs while going for the ride.

Just not my cup of tea...
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#58 » by vallen » Mon May 12, 2014 8:11 pm

all girls are prostitutes. some of them are just more honest about it.

should have just asked if anyone's gotten laid before...same question. goddam even the cleanest of church girls out there will cost you a fortune and some blue balls..yes im bitter and angry.
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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#59 » by Lord Commander » Mon May 12, 2014 8:12 pm

Forbes wrote:Lol@this thread but I'll give my 2 cents.

Only in the Dominican Republic.
F it let me give some details

4 friends an I
In a 8 bedroom home
Each of us had 7 girls a piece
Talk about wild

Don't judge me :-P



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Re: OT:Have you ever experienced a prostitute? 

Post#60 » by Lord Commander » Mon May 12, 2014 8:14 pm

vallen wrote:all girls are prostitutes. some of them are just more honest about it.

should have just asked if anyone's gotten laid before...same question. goddam even the cleanest of church girls out there will cost you a fortune and some blue balls..yes im bitter and angry.



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