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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#861 » by EArl » Thu May 15, 2014 3:57 am

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For the past 6 years, a dog named Capitán has slept on the grave of his owner every night. His owner, Miguel Guzmán died in 2006 and Capitán disappeared shortly after the family attended the funeral services. They searched everywhere and put out flyers to try and find him. But no one had seen him.A week later, some people who were at the cemetery late one evening spotted Capitán laying on a grave and they contacted the grounds keeper at the cemetery. The cemetery notified the family who promptly came to pick him up and take him home. But each night he would cry and scratch frantically at the door to go out and he wouldn't return home until morning. It was later discovered that Capitán would walk the 3 miles back to the cemetary each night to guard his master's grave.It has been nearly 7 years now. The cemetery does not close the gates until he arrives each night promptly at 6 pm. He sleeps there all night guarding the grave until the grounds keeper opens the gate in the morning



This is fishy. I read this same post on facebook, but it has a picture of a different dog :reporter:
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#862 » by EArl » Thu May 15, 2014 7:55 am

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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#863 » by Sofa King » Thu May 15, 2014 9:45 am

Kilroy wrote:Dog knew it wasn't his turf... I once had a massive Doberman come into my garage when I was under a car and start growling at me and acting like he was going to attack... My mom's miniture Dachshund went nuts, mauled the hell out of the Doby and chased it about a half mile down the road... I had to go get her otherwise I think she would have kept going...

And that's the second best story with that dog...

The first was my dad and I made the miscalculation of taking her up with us above Bishop to go hiking in the Sierras... We were halfway through the first leg of our hike when we came around a bend in the trail and a huge bull was in the middle of the trail... Apparently the ranchers can use the land around there as grazing land because they've been there longer than the national parks...
Anyway, that bull took a look at us and made an aggressive move towards us and that same dog lost it and chased that bull about a mile and a half down the trail.
My dad and I were worried the bull would get hurt and we'd have to pay for it.


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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#864 » by ak7 » Thu May 15, 2014 4:04 pm

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Not bad for gains either ;)
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#865 » by ennui » Thu May 15, 2014 5:32 pm

Lol white girls play the funniest songs during sex
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#866 » by TyCobb » Thu May 15, 2014 5:45 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkiHbmreLaQ[/youtube]

Heard this for the first time for a hitter's walk-up music. Too catchy.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#867 » by Danny Darko » Thu May 15, 2014 7:34 pm

This is amazing... I knew Donald Sterling reminded me of someone I couldn't quite place:

Sterling is Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#868 » by ennui » Thu May 15, 2014 7:51 pm

Slava wrote:True. The best Durant defender is Westbrook.

[Keep 'em And1s coming]


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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#869 » by EArl » Thu May 15, 2014 8:02 pm

Hello My name is Slava and I am an and1oholic
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#870 » by Slava » Thu May 15, 2014 8:39 pm

And1s are so easy to get addicted to.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#871 » by TonyMontana » Thu May 15, 2014 9:15 pm

ennui wrote:Lol white girls play the funniest songs during sex with their mouth


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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#872 » by MiniMamba24 » Fri May 16, 2014 1:17 am

hermes wrote:
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hermes wrote:poor guy

Missed my other post bruh

missed my sarcasm

Got me there bruh 8-)
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#873 » by MiniMamba24 » Fri May 16, 2014 1:22 am

I got about a month before my internship starts. I am debating quitting one of my jobs and just chill. I'll only lose about $500 of income but I won't be having to work at 4am five days a week.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#874 » by EArl » Fri May 16, 2014 1:28 am

MiniMamba24 wrote:I got about a month before my internship starts. I am debating quitting one of my jobs and just chill. I'll only lose about $500 of income but I won't be having to work at 4am five days a week.

start selling drugs instead. Theres a big market for that in USC.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#875 » by MiniMamba24 » Fri May 16, 2014 1:40 am

People pop addys like crazy lol. Then god knows what else they use haha
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#876 » by EArl » Fri May 16, 2014 1:45 am

yeah addys are pretty common here. Ive had the curiosity to try it once, but have decided not to for fear of addiction.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#877 » by MiniMamba24 » Fri May 16, 2014 2:15 am

I tried it once last fall semester to cram a **** ton for a final the day before. It really does lock you in. Haven't used it since though.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#878 » by Doormatt » Fri May 16, 2014 2:38 am

who the **** gets addicted to adderall. youd have to be #1 **** to be that weak.
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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#879 » by hermes » Fri May 16, 2014 3:34 am

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EArl wrote:Poor dogs gonna get euthanized. Its the kids fault for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. If I was the dog I would have done the same. Quite possibly would have gone for the throat.


youre gonna blame the 10 yr old kid for being in "the wrong place at the wrong time"? That phrase is normally used to absolve guilt, not place it.

dog got feral and deserves to be put down. human safety is paramount.

lol gotem

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Re: CT LVIII: Squat or sit? 

Post#880 » by EArl » Fri May 16, 2014 3:38 am

Doormatt wrote:who the **** gets addicted to adderall. youd have to be #1 **** to be that weak.

Im going to assume you don't understand how psychological addictions work.
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