Where is the LeBatard rant for the 2014 ECF ?

thinktellectual · Post #1 » by **thinktellectual** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 2:08 pm

He did one last season for the Pacers.
And this season they talked a lot more trash and they had even less to show for.

There should be plenty of material for it.
I am thinking about stuff like (and excuse me if these are weak, that's just what I could come up with on the spot):
- Lance, you wanted to blow in Lebron's ear, but you just ended up blowing the entire Heat team (if too much, maybe "you just blew your chances at a big payday")
- hey, PG, if you left another Miami stripper pregnant around g6, just ask Ed Malloy to put up 50% of the alimony, cause Miami did all they could to help you avoid it
- speaking of which, if she's pregnant, just don't introduce her to Lance
- Lebron loves to wine and dine. The Pacers just love to whine.
- hey, Indiana, how does it feel knowing JR Smith is watching Lance and shaking his head, going "That guy's crazy. He's really stupid" ?
- Some said Miami makes Hibbert look like Kareem, but Roy Hibbert just made Chris Bosh look like Dennis Rodman
- David West loves to act like a big bad boy, but he cries like a big baby.
- this was not Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, it was Lebron and the 7 Mental Midgets: Excusy (Vogel), Big Floppy (Hibbert), Wannabe (PG), Whiny (West), Greasy (Scola) and Crazy Floppy (Lance) - I feel bad for including Scola here, he was the only guy that didn't make excuses, but I needed 7.

Tartan937 · Post #2 » by **Tartan937** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 2:10 pm

I couldn't agree more. The previous rants were the highlight thus far of my Heat fandom - to say nothing of western civilization as a whole. This needs to happen. Not too late.

Picklewagon · Post #3 » by **Picklewagon** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 3:06 pm

He's not on until 3 today eastern time.

Zaslow did a pacers funeral service this morning. They really ripped into the pacers and their organization.

It's on the more episodes link toward the bottom

http://www.theticketmiami.com/morningshow.aspx

Mugiwara · Post #4 » by **Mugiwara** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 3:17 pm

Today @ 3pm. LeBatard Show.

Pacers funeral was cool.

" Paul George, allegedly best 2 way player on the court, allegedly best 2 way player off the court. " :lol:

Heat3 · Post #5 » by **Heat3** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 4:49 pm

honestly. f the pacers. they don't deserve a rant. save it for the spurs.

Post #6 » by **KingDavid** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 5:39 pm

Tweet Labatard, he'd use them.

El Alonzo scowl · Post #7 » by **El Alonzo scowl** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 6:02 pm

I love listening to Zas on the way from work.

BAD NEWS FOR THE SPURS

dr3am · Post #8 » by **dr3am** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 6:27 pm

Heat3 wrote:honestly. f the pacers. they don't deserve a rant. save it for the spurs.

Agreed & it's not like the Pacers were favorites to beat us. Hell Pacers weren't even supposed to get past Atlanta or Washington

Tartan937 · Post #9 » by **Tartan937** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 7:06 pm

I appreciate the maturity but the material with lance Stephenson alone with the blowing thing (I'm referring to him blowing in LeBron's ear not the team blowing their chance at a championship) is simply too good to ignore. Life is a journey not a destination and this is just one of those small steps you have to enjoy while you have it. The team though is already focused on bigger and better things.

Heat3 · Post #10 » by **Heat3** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 8:07 pm

omg heat grandma in the rant! :lol:

Post #11 » by **DefenseWins** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 8:25 pm

I want a rant and it's only because of the irony of the Pacers losing to us in a game 6 with all their trash talk all year long.

LeBatard can quote Roy saying they'd stop us, George saying they think they'll win if Pacers have HCA against the Heat in a game 7, things like that. The **** going on with Stephenson, just so much good material lol

SWadeUP · Post #12 » by **SWadeUP** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 8:30 pm

HE KILLED IT!

OtW · Post #13 » by **OtW** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 8:34 pm

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGbhsjD71Y[/youtube]

Post #14 » by **KingDavid** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 8:53 pm

He did it on the national broadcast Lmao!

HEATVols865 · Post #15 » by **HEATVols865** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 9:46 pm

It was epic! Here's to us having a rant after the finals!

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DivineFury · Post #16 » by **DivineFury** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 9:59 pm

KingDavid wrote:He did it on the national broadcast Lmao!

Everyone is already used to Pacers being embarrassed on national tv anyways.

Post #17 » by **PaulieWal** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 10:03 pm

KingDavid wrote:He did it on the national broadcast Lmao!

I'm dying listening to this.

:rofl:

dr3am · Post #18 » by **dr3am** » Mon Jun 2, 2014 10:46 pm

GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN!!!

"Game 7's & Paul George's internet girlfriend have something in common...Neither of them actually exist, they're fantasy & one of them is a dude" :rofl:

"Indiana i'm sorry, But David is as close as your'e going to get to meeting the West"

"Rashard Lewis is the black Mike Miller"

"More than 100 species of trees are native to Indiana, & Michael Beasley finna smoke all of them"

"Grandma: I'll put a brick to your face Stephenson"

I'm DEAD :lol:

HeatNationLA · Post #19 » by **HeatNationLA** » Tue Jun 3, 2014 12:36 am

Always crackin me up...

http://heatnation.com/videos/dan-le-bat ... cers-2014/

Post #20 » by **heat4life** » Tue Jun 3, 2014 12:54 am

Merging with existing thread