
Welcome to Draft Day 2014
Yes ladies and gentleman- all problems with the franchise will be immediately solved in a glorious chain of events today. This year we've chanted "Be Sorry for Jabari!" "Bleed for Embiid" and many other rhyme-ee things that help muffle the sound of a large Tank driving through our team. Our Tank Commanders failed us, though. The bounce of the balls and a parting gift from Mike D and Swaggy P dashed our hopes for top 3 on the rocks of basketball reasons and improbable #1's to Cleveland.

We've mocked around the clock, scrutinized arm length, sneaker stench, and agent back-room conspiracy theories.
We know the most likely suspects:



We don't know who's going where in an unpredictable draft yet, but we will very soon.
Pick the good one, Mitch!