Melo 12: RealGM takes over the United Center
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Does anybody notice that he's not wearing a headband? We got this.
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Magilla_Gorilla wrote:Madison wrote:What mini-bus thing did Melo emerge from? Did he come straight from the airport?
Thats Jerry Reinsdorf's pimped out shuttle bus.
Oh so that's where the hookers are. I was wondering why we didn't see any walking into the UC for the meeting.
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THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH PEOPLE! HOW WILL MELO KNOW WE LOVE HIM?????
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blumeany wrote:Al Swearengen wrote:Who's the dude with Melo looking like he's going to 6th period biology?
Was wondering that myself.
@NickFriedell Melo's agent Leon Rose right behind him and his business manager Bay Frazier right in front of him.
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Cameramen say that Melo's van had a police escort in front and behind it on the way into the United Center.
Cameramen say that Melo's van had a police escort in front and behind it on the way into the United Center.
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That dude must be carrying the marketing plans for Melo.
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a police escort, does that mean Rahm is in on this too? How sweet would that be if Rahm just shows up and gives Melo the keys to the city lol
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So Melo got a police escort, but was still riding in a little hotel shuttle bus? Couldn't we at least send him a limo?
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RememberLu wrote:a police escort, does that mean Rahm is in on this too? How sweet would that be if Rahm just shows up and gives Melo the keys to the city lol
Lets go ahead and just keep Rahm away. If anyone could screw this up - its him.
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umfan83 wrote:Oh no the sun is too bright for him in Chicago, we're toast.
Oh wait, nevermind we're in Chicago, that won't be a big problem for him long term.
Glad the pitch happened on a nice sunny day, not last night as was originally reported. Creepy midnight meeting during a thunderstorm? Unless Melo is a movie villain it probably wouldn't have worked.

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He's got his business manager threw with him....sell Chicago an this market!!!! Jordan brand!!!! He's going to sell a lot of merchandise!!!
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RememberLu wrote:a police escort, does that mean Rahm is in on this too? How sweet would that be if Rahm just shows up and gives Melo the keys to the city lol
Hopefully Rahm can keep the expletives to a minimum and not fire any teachers while he's there though.

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RememberLu wrote:a police escort, does that mean Rahm is in on this too? How sweet would that be if Rahm just shows up and gives Melo the keys to the city lol
Rahm? Obama's already in the building waiting.
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Magilla_Gorilla wrote:RememberLu wrote:a police escort, does that mean Rahm is in on this too? How sweet would that be if Rahm just shows up and gives Melo the keys to the city lol
Lets go ahead and just keep Rahm away. If anyone could screw this up - its him.
lol what if Rahm phones his buddy Obama to come down and they both just walk into the meeting room like gangstas
That would sell Melo for sure
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RememberLu wrote:a police escort, does that mean Rahm is in on this too? How sweet would that be if Rahm just shows up and gives Melo the keys to the city lol
Source: Barack Obama sent secret service to guide Carmelo Anthony from hotel to United Center
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Al Swearengen wrote:umfan83 wrote:Oh no the sun is too bright for him in Chicago, we're toast.
Oh wait, nevermind we're in Chicago, that won't be a big problem for him long term.
Glad the pitch happened on a nice sunny day, not last night as was originally reported. Creepy midnight meeting during a thunderstorm? Unless Melo is a movie villain it probably wouldn't have worked.
I hope they had a meeting in the hotel room.
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JohnnyKILLroy wrote:RememberLu wrote:a police escort, does that mean Rahm is in on this too? How sweet would that be if Rahm just shows up and gives Melo the keys to the city lol
Rahm? Obama's already in the building waiting.

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Inside source:
Rahm and Obama in the meeting. Will give Melo the medal of freedom.
Rahm and Obama in the meeting. Will give Melo the medal of freedom.











