2014 Heat Offseason Thread 10.0 - Believe in the Wise Owl!

Post #1 » by **mopper8** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:46 pm

continue

edit: thanks kyphi for the perfect mascot for this thread and Lebron's return (I believe!!)

Heat_Fan_87 · Post #2 » by **Heat_Fan_87** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:47 pm

Testicles spectacles wallet and watch.

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Dmcdani6 · Post #3 » by **Dmcdani6** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:48 pm

Didnt Riley ask for one extra night?

booklover26 · Post #4 » by **booklover26** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:49 pm

Hopefully this is the last thread..i cant take it anymore lol

MIA · Post #5 » by **MIA** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:49 pm

900 pages of this...

HeatNation88 · Post #6 » by **HeatNation88** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:49 pm

Quote me for being a MOD!!!! Let's get a chain of reactions!!!! I'll stop these trolls!!!

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #7 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:50 pm

One day I will be a mod.

Post #8 » by **DefenseWins** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:50 pm

YYEEESSSS WISE OWL

I BELIEVE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

El Alonzo scowl · Post #9 » by **El Alonzo scowl** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:50 pm

Sources: LeBron retiring from the NBA to play for FC Barcelona with Messi, Neymar, and Luis Suarez to form a Big 4

puppa bear · Post #10 » by **puppa bear** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:50 pm

The FA threads gonna overtake the whole seasons Around the NBA threads - damn!

Post #11 » by **KingDavid** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:51 pm

HeatNation88 wrote:Quote me for being a MOD!!!! Let's get a chain of reactions!!!! I'll stop these trolls!!!

And1

Game6 · Post #12 » by **Game6** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:51 pm

Nothing gonna happen today. Go out and get some Pvssy

MIA · Post #13 » by **MIA** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:51 pm

wow, Lebron worth about 250M on an open market

Eaglenugget · Post #14 » by **Eaglenugget** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:51 pm

One of Lebrons BILLION dollar sponsers is doing this just to "troll" a whole city?

I'm not buying it. Call me pessimistic but I'm not feeling to good.

Amorphous Blob · Post #15 » by **Amorphous Blob** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:52 pm

My balls can't handle much more of this.

Tuff Gong · Post #16 » by **Tuff Gong** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:52 pm

NBA82 · Post #17 » by **NBA82** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:53 pm

Obviously the report that LeBron is still waiting to meet with certain members of his family is probably as fake as the rest of the reports, but if that's true, that's probably a pretty good sign for us. You don't need to meet in person to say "I'm doing what you want and will be in Cleveland for the next 36+ months, wahoo!" A simple group text usually suffices for good news. It's the bad news you need to break in person.

I still say the longer this goes, the better it looks for us. If he's leaving, there's nothing left to wait on. Meeting with Riley was the Requiem for a Team.

But again, the sheer volume and confidence of the rumors that he's going to the Cavs is what's scaring me. Very rarely is there this much smoke without a fire.

Post #18 » by **KingDavid** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:53 pm

Amorphous Blob wrote:My balls can't handle much more of this.

Masturbate.

Tuff Gong · Post #19 » by **Tuff Gong** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:53 pm

If Dwyane is there to "support" LeBron as a friend knowing he's leaving he also needs a kick in the balls

Post #20 » by **mopper8** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:53 pm

puppa bear wrote:The FA threads gonna overtake the whole seasons Around the NBA threads - damn!

Somehow on my computer this is showing up as having negative And 1s lol, imma post a pic in a second

edit: imgur is over capacity :-?

and i'm leaving for a dinner in a sec, so this might have to wait