CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

Post #781 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:17 am

The Regime wrote:
TyCobb wrote:What does eyeing me? Checking you out? Do you talk to her?

You should just ask your sister what her deal is. Proceed from there.

I've talked to her and she's really down to earth. We actually danced briefly at a wedding last Saturday...My sister has told me in the past that she's willing to go out but I've heard that she's some what of a slut. Rumor has it that she has a sex tape somewhere out there, and that's with some douchebag kid that I know. Right now I'm kind of just waiting in the shadows until some of this stuff is confirmed lol.

Hey, guess what... every **** chick has a sex tape. Seriously. It's on someone's phone, flashdrive, a website, or if she's 30+ on some VHS.

That's the reality we live in today. Either get over it and ask her out, or find some conservative dating site to get a girl.

Mamba Mentality · Post #782 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:18 am

Im just being extra cautious with this one because my last relationship didn't end on the best of terms.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o[/youtube]

Post #783 » by **Slava** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:18 am

ennui wrote:Im pretty sure you got that formula from somewhere cuz I remember reading it

I got the first one from some kind of a phone-in relationship advice show but the second two are all mine.

Mamba Mentality · Post #784 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:22 am

TyCobb wrote:
The Regime wrote:
TyCobb wrote:What does eyeing me? Checking you out? Do you talk to her?

You should just ask your sister what her deal is. Proceed from there.

I've talked to her and she's really down to earth. We actually danced briefly at a wedding last Saturday...My sister has told me in the past that she's willing to go out but I've heard that she's some what of a slut. Rumor has it that she has a sex tape somewhere out there, and that's with some douchebag kid that I know. Right now I'm kind of just waiting in the shadows until some of this stuff is confirmed lol.

Hey, guess what... every **** chick has a sex tape. Seriously. It's on someone's phone, flashdrive, a website, or if she's 30+ on some VHS.

That's the reality we live in today. Either get over it and ask her out, or find some conservative dating site to get a girl.

Haha I guess I've had better luck with girls then. The last two girls I've dated have been clean as a whistle. I mean they've been sexually active but no more than one partner and no sex tapes.

I guess I just have a thing for conservative girls. I've had nothing last longer than a month with "wild" girls. It's usually a couple dates, sex, and it's over.

ennui · Post #785 » by **ennui** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:25 am

Tycobb is so right. You care about a girls sexual history and it will drive you crazy. Hell, one of my exes put up a tape on world star, I actually linked it in the halcyon era of the CT.

ennui · Post #786 » by **ennui** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:26 am

Slava wrote:
ennui wrote:Im pretty sure you got that formula from somewhere cuz I remember reading it

I got the first one from some kind of a phone-in relationship advice show but the second two are all mine.

Fair enough. Ive just been exposed to stuff of a similar ilk.

Post #787 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:27 am

You wont hear from a girl straight up that she has been filmed before unless she's a ratchet.

Mamba Mentality · Post #788 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:28 am

ennui wrote:Tycobb is so right. You care about a girls sexual history and it will drive you crazy. Hell, one of my exes put up a tape on world star, I actually linked it in the halcyon era of the CT.

I demand a relink? :nod:

ennui · Post #789 » by **ennui** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:30 am

Oh yea, follow-up on the world star ex, if your interested: she is an escort who works out of a condo downtown. She actually invited me over a few times, but I politely declined.

Post #790 » by **Slava** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:30 am

If she says one, using the first axiom of Slava, its 3.

Mamba Mentality · Post #791 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:31 am

TyCobb wrote:You wont hear from a girl straight up that she has been filmed before unless she's a ratchet.

You're right, but word usually gets around if you know enough of her friends.

Post #792 » by **Slava** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:31 am

If I hadn't spent a fortune for a root canal yesterday, I'd be all over this:

http://www.mitchellandness.com/catalog/ ... ategory/9/

ennui · Post #793 » by **ennui** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:32 am

The Regime wrote:
ennui wrote:Tycobb is so right. You care about a girls sexual history and it will drive you crazy. Hell, one of my exes put up a tape on world star, I actually linked it in the halcyon era of the CT.

I demand a relink?

I think its been taken down... not sure doe...

I dont remember the name she used for it either.

EArl · Post #794 » by **EArl** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:07 am

Nothing wrong going out with a promiscuous girl as long as both of you are monogamous when you are both going out.

tugs · Post #795 » by **tugs** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:33 am

had to be the worst typhoon I experienced. roof got blown off and I was really preparing for a twister.

everything's good now though. no electricity but we got our water supply back and the roof's being fixed. currently at the office making some mails and will be applying for a calamity loan.

so Ty, if ever I won't be able to get a connection by August, I'll let you know (dynasty league).

EArl · Post #796 » by **EArl** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:34 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2nfKiRROS0[/youtube]

That you Slav? You gotta lay of the motrins and hit the weights bro

ennui · Post #797 » by **ennui** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:44 am

EArl wrote:Nothing wrong going out with a promiscuous girl as long as you are under the impression that both of you are monogamous when you are both going out.

ftfy

Post #798 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:48 am

tugs wrote:had to be the worst typhoon I experienced. roof got blown off and I was really preparing for a twister.

everything's good now though. no electricity but we got our water supply back and the roof's being fixed. currently at the office making some mails and will be applying for a calamity loan.

so Ty, if ever I won't be able to get a connection by August, I'll let you know (dynasty league).

Stay safe bro.

EArl · Post #799 » by **EArl** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:49 am

tugs wrote:had to be the worst typhoon I experienced. roof got blown off and I was really preparing for a twister.

everything's good now though. no electricity but we got our water supply back and the roof's being fixed. currently at the office making some mails and will be applying for a calamity loan.

so Ty, if ever I won't be able to get a connection by August, I'll let you know (dynasty league).

Stay safe tugs

Post #800 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:15 am

Let me see if I follow all the nuances of Regime's problem...

So a young woman, of legal age... An 'adult' if you will... May want to have sex with him...

But he's not sure he want's to allow this to happen, because he is 'looking for something more serious.'

I believe the Latin term for that is "Dumbass"...

So I'm thinking the young woman perhaps doesn't want to have anything more serious with Regime because in all likelihood, he is in fact a dumbass....

Whatever happened to the concept of a "Side Piece?"

Girls are smart... They talk about 'serious relationships' and go out and bang 15/20 guys while they're looking...

Oh... And stay safe Tugs... You find yourself in a position Regime never will...
Because he doesn't want to get blown...