CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

Sofa King · Post #802 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:30 am

tugs wrote:had to be the worst typhoon I experienced. roof got blown off and I was really preparing for a twister.

everything's good now though. no electricity but we got our water supply back and the roof's being fixed. currently at the office making some mails and will be applying for a calamity loan.

so Ty, if ever I won't be able to get a connection by August, I'll let you know (dynasty league).

You're in those islands to the east of me right? You guys always get the worse stuff.

hermes · Post #803 » by **hermes** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:32 am

"down to earth" is a weird phrase, does it mean she's subject to the law of gravity like everyone else?

Post #804 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:38 am

I always thought it meant 'flat chested'

EArl · Post #805 » by **EArl** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:52 am

Kilroy seems a little edgy tonight. I expect that kind of behavior against me, but not against poor Simba.

Sofa King · Post #806 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:54 am

hermes wrote:"down to earth" is a weird phrase, does it mean she's subject to the law of gravity like everyone else?

As oppose to up in the clouds

hermes · Post #807 » by **hermes** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:06 am

yeah i know how gravity works

Post #808 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:10 am

EArl wrote:Kilroy seems a little edgy tonight. I expect that kind of behavior against me, but not against poor Simba.

My ass...

Sofa King · Post #809 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:20 am

hermes wrote:yeah i know how gravity works

Sofa King · Post #810 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:20 am

Kilroy wrote:
EArl wrote:Kilroy seems a little edgy tonight. I expect that kind of behavior against me, but not against poor Simba.

My ass...

Spoiler:

ennui · Post #811 » by **ennui** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:29 am

Dont worry simba, kilroy has all this residual aggression from not locking a thread in a while. Its not personal.

ennui · Post #812 » by **ennui** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:36 am

And fwiw - not to rehash this - the bigger issue is that the girl in question is your sister's best friend. I had a similar conundrum last year, but I went for it. Luckily, she was cool about it because it basically amounted to a one night stand.

Dunno if that helps.

tugs · Post #813 » by **tugs** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:46 am

Sofa King wrote:
tugs wrote:had to be the worst typhoon I experienced. roof got blown off and I was really preparing for a twister.

everything's good now though. no electricity but we got our water supply back and the roof's being fixed. currently at the office making some mails and will be applying for a calamity loan.

so Ty, if ever I won't be able to get a connection by August, I'll let you know (dynasty league).

You're in those islands to the east of me right? You guys always get the worse stuff.

apparently the high pressure somewhere in Japan kept the typhoon from going it's usual track. the northern part always gets hit. we are also monitoring another low pressure area building up in the Pacific. hopefully it won't hit land this time.

EArl · Post #814 » by **EArl** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:57 am

time to move to Cali tugs.

tugs · Post #815 » by **tugs** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:14 am

no 'cause you're there.

btw thanks for the well wishes. appreciate it.

and Kilroy preaching. :lol:

listen/read Simba, do this: tell someone about the situation. then have him or her make you choose between two index fingers; one to bang, the other not to bang. when you're asked to make the choice and if you:

a) feel ok with your pick - do that
b) feel uncertain - logic is telling you do the other one

simple.

tugs · Post #816 » by **tugs** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:24 am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guJvZX67MMY#t=29[/youtube]

Sofa King · Post #817 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:05 am

Swim over to the West. Lets meet up Tugs and I'll treat you to some beer and AYCE KBBQ.

Doormatt · Post #818 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:50 am

**** kilroy just destroyed regime for 100 lifetimes.

hermes · Post #819 » by **hermes** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:47 pm

i think earl is right there has been an uptick in traffic on the board lately, for mid-july anyway

Mamba Mentality · Post #820 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:32 pm

Kilroy wrote:Let me see if I follow all the nuances of Regime's problem...

So a young woman, of legal age... An 'adult' if you will... May want to have sex with him...

But he's not sure he want's to allow this to happen, because he is 'looking for something more serious.'

I believe the Latin term for that is "Dumbass"...

So I'm thinking the young woman perhaps doesn't want to have anything more serious with Regime because in all likelihood, he is in fact a dumbass....

Whatever happened to the concept of a "Side Piece?"

Girls are smart... They talk about 'serious relationships' and go out and bang 15/20 guys while they're looking...

Oh... And stay safe Tugs... You find yourself in a position Regime never will...
Because he doesn't want to get blown...

I appreciate the candid advice but you're forgetting one key fact.....she's my sisters best friend. The whole side piece concept doesn't necessarily work when girls link back to your family one way or another. It's essentially a deathtrap.

I guess I haven't been specific enough. There's more to this than me passing up ass. I'm burnt out trying to impress girls just so I can get in their pants for one night. I've been there and done than too many times, it just doesn't have that same appeal anymore.