CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

Sofa King · Post #1002 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:16 am

ennui wrote:Wish me happy birthday u hack frauds

ennui · Post #1003 » by **ennui** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:31 am

Doormatt wrote:
ennui wrote:Wish me happy birthday u hack frauds

**** off nobody loves u

How u gon do me like dat, bae?

Post #1004 » by **Slava** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:13 am

One disadvantage of workout calluses is it's harder to jerk off.

EArl · Post #1005 » by **EArl** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:50 am

That's why god invented lotion.

Post #1006 » by **Slava** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:54 am

Lotion feels kinda weird and slippery if you are uncircumcised.

ak7 · Post #1007 » by **ak7** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:13 am

Slava wrote:Lotion feels kinda weird and slippery if you are uncircumcised.

are you saying you are uncircumcised :lol:

EArl · Post #1008 » by **EArl** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:13 am

tmi Slav

Post #1009 » by **Kilroy** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:41 am

Well, with that, I'm out like Chef...

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Sofa King · Post #1010 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:53 am

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Sofa King · Post #1011 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:01 am

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Wavy Q · Post #1012 » by **Wavy Q** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:38 pm

smfh, PND lookin like a John Legend Chief Keef lovechild and Drake lookin like a moron whos never held a gun before, who holds their **** shoulder lmao.

hermes · Post #1013 » by **hermes** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:01 pm

so who's the volleyball chick?

tugs · Post #1014 » by **tugs** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:44 pm

and at the last minute while thousands of people are anticipating the game, team NBA got pulled out and left our national team to do scrimmages on their own instead. wow. those organizers are newbs. and those players who would dare play will be suspended by the NBA.

good thing they're refunding the tickets. thousands of pesos for those damn seat man.

ak7 · Post #1015 » by **ak7** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:23 pm

i cant help but laugh at the situation surrounding the plane being shot down by alledged pro-russian militants. talk about one big giant cover up.

Mamba Mentality · Post #1016 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:56 pm

Hey Doormatt good call on James Rodriguez. :thumbsup:

Mamba Mentality · Post #1017 » by **Mamba Mentality** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:16 pm

Also happy belated b day ennui. I've got some catching up to do in the ct...

Post #1018 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:25 pm

Sofa King wrote::nod:

Spoiler:

In the immortal words of Weezer:

Spoiler:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okthJIVbi6g[/youtube]

Post #1019 » by **TyCobb** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:04 pm

ak7 wrote:i cant help but laugh at the situation surrounding the plane being shot down by alledged pro-russian militants. talk about one big giant cover up.

By who?

EArl · Post #1020 » by **EArl** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:27 pm

TyCobb wrote:
ak7 wrote:i cant help but laugh at the situation surrounding the plane being shot down by alledged pro-russian militants. talk about one big giant cover up.

By who?

Big pharma obviously trying to vaccinate All of us with mind controlling drugs etc