NBA.com Power Rankings - Wiz at #12

[Nivek]

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/powerrankings

Once again, advanced analysis reveals the Wizards as the league's top ranked team. A 9 can be broken into its parts -- a 5 and a 4. Reduced to its most basic, it's 5 minus 4...ONE!

Not convinced? Nine can also be broken into three parts -- a trio of trinities. The trinity, of course represents ONE god. !!!

STILL not convinced? Nine can also be broken into 4-1-4. ONE more ring than Jordan's Bulls won in their first three-peat, ONE more title than the Bulls won during Jordan's retirement, and ONE more ring than Jordan's Bulls won in their second three-peat. Jordan's comeback in Washington lasted two years, which negated the two-year first retirement. But, his number was 23, which of course converts to 3-2, which is...ONE!!!

#science

[pineappleheadindc]

Poor AFM, his thread has gone so horribly off track.

[montestewart]

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/powerrankings

Once again, advanced analysis reveals the Wizards as the league's top ranked team. A 9 can be broken into its parts -- a 5 and a 4. Reduced to its most basic, it's 5 minus 4...ONE!

Not convinced? Nine can also be broken into three parts -- a trio of trinities. The trinity, of course represents ONE god. !!!

STILL not convinced? Nine can also be broken into 4-1-4. ONE more ring than Jordan's Bulls won in their first three-peat, ONE less title than the Bulls won during Jordan's retirement, and ONE more ring than Jordan's Bulls won in their second three-peat. Jordan's comeback in Washington lasted two years, which negated the two-year first retirement. But, his number was 23, which of course converts to 3-2, which is...ONE!!!

#science

414 is also the Milwaukee area code, and nothing says #1 like Milwaukee. Not sure what a 414 is to a cop, but a 415 is a disturbance (I was drunk and in handcuffs, but I think I heard that). The Wizards are on the verge of causing a disturbance.

It's worth considering whether the Wizards could actually achieve a ranking higher than #1, sort of like that Korean 12-year-old with an IQ of 212 even though the scale only goes up to 200. You gotta believe.

[pineappleheadindc]

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CSNWashington -- Wizards #6

[montestewart]

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CSNWashington -- Wizards #6

The number of THE BEAST!

[CobraCommander]

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CSNWashington -- Wizards #6

The number of THE BEAST!

I think the 12 over rated- but the 6 under rated - the red white and blue top 4- lakers, celtics, Brooklyn - washington!

[dckingsfan]

quote="pineappleheadindc"]Poor AFM, his thread has gone so horribly off track.

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[Higga]

The 9 mark sounds about right. I still think we'll be better than Chicago.