The Kris Humphries/DeJuan Blair nickname thread

[Zonkerbl]

DeKris Humphlair!
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[montestewart]

De Hump
Crash 'n Bash
Smash 'n Grab
Splinter 'n Splatter
Push 'n Crush
Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 (sort of a Cat in the Hat variant)
The Split Infinitives
Double Coupon
The Smother Brothers (might be a lawsuit)
El Traspie and El Bow
Twelve Angry Fouls
The Paint Eaters
Schiesse Man and the God Damned Kid
Ouch! and Watch It!
The Magic Man and El Diablo

Ricky Bobby: 'From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.'
Cal Naughton Jr.: 'What does Diablo mean?'
Ricky Bobby: 'It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.'

[Zonkerbl]

"Twelve Angry Fouls" ROFLPIMP!

"Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2" is excellent as well.

[Ruzious]

The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.

[Zonkerbl]

The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.

This one... not so much? lol

[montestewart]

The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.

If Blair and Humphries and up sucking, they can be called Coulda and Woulda.

[Ruzious]

The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.

If Blair and Humphries and up sucking, they can be called Coulda and Woulda.

I shoulda seen that coming.

[Ruzious]

The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.

This one... not so much? lol

I didn't say that.

[JWizmentality]

De Hump
Crash 'n Bash Sounds violent
Smash 'n Grab Sounds criminal
Splinter 'n Splatter Sounds painful
Push 'n Crush Sounds sexual
Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 (sort of a Cat in the Hat variant) Sounds like ejection
The Split Infinitives Sounds like a movie
Double Coupon Sounds cheap
The Smother Brothers (might be a lawsuit) Sounds Rape-ish
El Traspie and El Bow Sounds unconsensual
Twelve Angry Fouls Would have been great for Jan
The Paint Eaters Sounds like they fall over alot
Schiesse Man and the God Damned Kid Just no
Ouch! and Watch It! Sounds fat
The Magic Man and El Diablo Again...rape-ish

Ricky Bobby: 'From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.'
Cal Naughton Jr.: 'What does Diablo mean?'
Ricky Bobby: 'It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.'

[montestewart]

De Hump
Crash 'n Bash Sounds violent
Smash 'n Grab Sounds criminal
Splinter 'n Splatter Sounds painful
Push 'n Crush Sounds sexual
Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 (sort of a Cat in the Hat variant) Sounds like ejection
The Split Infinitives Sounds like a movie
Double Coupon Sounds cheap
The Smother Brothers (might be a lawsuit) Sounds Rape-ish
El Traspie and El Bow Sounds unconsensual
Twelve Angry Fouls Would have been great for Jan
The Paint Eaters Sounds like they fall over alot
Schiesse Man and the God Damned Kid Just no
Ouch! and Watch It! Sounds fat
The Magic Man and El Diablo Again...rape-ish

Ricky Bobby: 'From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.'
Cal Naughton Jr.: 'What does Diablo mean?'
Ricky Bobby: 'It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.'

Didn't Vesely once get 12 fouls in a Summer League game?

[JWizmentality]

De Hump
Crash 'n Bash Sounds violent
Smash 'n Grab Sounds criminal
Splinter 'n Splatter Sounds painful
Push 'n Crush Sounds sexual
Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2 (sort of a Cat in the Hat variant) Sounds like ejection
The Split Infinitives Sounds like a movie
Double Coupon Sounds cheap
The Smother Brothers (might be a lawsuit) Sounds Rape-ish
El Traspie and El Bow Sounds unconsensual
Twelve Angry Fouls Would have been great for Jan
The Paint Eaters Sounds like they fall over alot
Schiesse Man and the God Damned Kid Just no
Ouch! and Watch It! Sounds fat
The Magic Man and El Diablo Again...rape-ish

Didn't Vesely once get 12 fouls in a Summer League game?

I thought it was 18.

[nuposse04]

"cool guy" and "Who needs acls"

[JWizmentality]

Hannibal Humphries and Baracus Blair.

[montestewart]

Blair of the White Worm and the Humpback of Notre Dame
Hump 'n Bump
Dump 'n Truck
Slice 'n Dice
Agent Orange and Code Blue
The Equalizers
Blackjack 'n Pepper Spray
Turbo 'n Hemi
Spike 'n Malice
Chainsaw 'n Splinter
Hammer 'n Chisel
Shrimpton 'n Whipplewhite

[queridiculo]

All-In Bros, cause, you know, the Wizards are really trying to be a step above mediocre.

[WallWithTheDime]

The Blair Kris Project

[MarcoPolo]

The Black & White guys, kinda like Man in Black style.

[mohammed10]

Gotta love 12 angry fouls...

[hands11]

"Twelve Angry Fouls" ROFLPIMP!

"Flagrant 1 and Flagrant 2" is excellent as well.

Its going to be great having front court depth and muscle.

Well the AARP got a new member. Though I doubt Paul is going to let anyone AARP him.

And Gooden isn't really that old. I think the AARP thing is going to be dead this year with Big Cheese gone.

Chris already has one. Hump. Specially since he had to get past that big ass on Kim.

http://www.accesshollywood.com/how-did- ... eo_1384029

Blairs ...

Grizzly Blair

D Terminator

[hands11]

The coulda woulda shoulda thread was a good idea.

But I thought it was.

Should Coulda Woulda

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/brianmck ... oulda.html