OT: Lebron gets reinvigorated hairline

hell_razor · Post #1 » by **hell_razor** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:11 pm

Like Napoleon hightailing it out of Moscow, James’ hairline has beat a steady and defeated retreat up the superstar’s scalp for the better part of the last decade. Every year, the headband slips another centimeter, spawning Internet jokes and reminding us all of our own inescapable mortality.

This is no longer the case, however. It appears James has broken the shackles of time and beaten back chronology’s sharp oppression. That is to say, he may have gotten hair treatment.

Judging by a picture taken Tuesday night by Sports Illustrated’s Ben Golliver (h/t John Ferensen of Next Impulse Sports), James’ hairline has risen like Lazarus and stormed back to the front lines.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2201 ... line-fixed

Jokes aside I want that treatment.

LLJ · Post #2 » by **LLJ** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:14 pm

That girl on the right giving him "the look".

God how I wish I were a ridiculously talented athlete sometimes.

Raptors_Dynasty · Post #3 » by **Raptors_Dynasty** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:14 pm

She giving that thirsty look

She kind of looks like the chick from NBA TV, on that show with Grant Hill

TDotsfinest97 · Post #4 » by **TDotsfinest97** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:17 pm

This is what happens when you leave the worst fanbase.

Post #5 » by **Patman** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:18 pm

Amazing how he looks like 22 again ever since he got off the HGH.

Rapsfan151 · Post #6 » by **Rapsfan151** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:23 pm

Isn't that treatment cost like 10k. A lot of athletes seem to be getting it and im not sure why more don't since they all can afford it. Boozer got it and I remember it looked terrible.

KL78192020 · Post #7 » by **KL78192020** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:31 pm

Rapsfan151 wrote:Isn't that treatment cost like 10k. A lot of athletes seem to be getting it and im not sure why more don't since they all can afford it. Boozer got it and I remember it looked terrible.

I don't think it's the same one Boozers looked more like a can of shiny spray paint.

Rapsfan151 · Post #8 » by **Rapsfan151** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:33 pm

Patman wrote:Amazing how he looks like 22 again ever since he got off the HGH.

Do fans even care if NBA players take HGH? If it makes the sport more entertaining I would bet fans would be all for it.

Inevitable · Post #9 » by **Inevitable** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:37 pm

LeBron gained 10-15 inches of hairline.

nitrous · Post #10 » by **nitrous** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:37 pm

Might be a hair transplant, I know people do it for facial hair when they can't grow it.

Hero · Post #11 » by **Hero** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:38 pm

Patman wrote:Amazing how he looks like 22 again ever since he got off the HGH.

I miss the days when you had to have proof to accuse someone.

gamer1035 · Post #12 » by **gamer1035** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:41 pm

good god has lebron beaten male pattern baldness itself

GOAT

Morse Code · Post #13 » by **Morse Code** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:42 pm

Inevitable wrote:LeBron gained 10-15 inches of hairline.

Rapsfan151 · Post #14 » by **Rapsfan151** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:43 pm

Hero wrote:
Patman wrote:Amazing how he looks like 22 again ever since he got off the HGH.

I miss the days when you had to have proof to accuse someone.

Wouldn't the proof be:
1) Him losing a lot of muscle
2) Him looking younger since prior seasons
3) Cramping in hot temperatures which happens with someone who takes HGH
4) Receding Hairline

Now you could say these are all circumstantial and that there are other reasons for these events happening but it isn't a stretch to say he took HGH.

Moose10Fan · Post #15 » by **Moose10Fan** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:47 pm

Patman wrote:Amazing how he looks like 22 again ever since he got off the HGH.

Lebron hasn't looked 22 since he was 12.

Son Goku 25 · Post #16 » by **Son Goku 25** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:49 pm

LMAO the hate is real

VinBaker6 · Post #17 » by **VinBaker6** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:58 pm

I hate LeBron even more now.

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VC-INJURY · Post #18 » by **VC-INJURY** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:03 am

For reference:

tdotboyy · Post #19 » by **tdotboyy** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:04 am

It's about damn time!!! Back to the low headband days.. It's like Miami never happened

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Post #20 » by **Double Helix** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:10 am

Are Wayne Rooney and Lebron both nike sponsored? I remember Rooney underwent a high profile hair transplant where they cut a slit of skin from his neck hair and re-distributed it all throughout his hair line. I'm assuming Lebron did the same thing.