Ran into Bruno Caboclo tonight

Kabookalu · Post #121 » by **Kabookalu** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:25 am

Got this image from his facebook. One of the comments had my dying:

"Why is his hand on his ass?"

shmoosicle · Post #122 » by **shmoosicle** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:24 am

Double Helix wrote:I don't know if these tweets are related to what happened last night but when searching for Bruno I discovered these:

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#craziest date ever. Went out with this nice guy who previously ran the Scott Wolf/Bailey Salinger Party of 5 fan club. Great guy.

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#startedawesome. He was cold all the time and I asked him if he wanted me to keep him warm but he said it was fine and just put on another sweater over top of the one he already was wearing.

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#greatdinnerbut we left and saw this tree of a man just standing there smiling to nobody in particular. I thought it was a street busker but it turns out it's some famous basketball guy.

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
My date asked me to take a pic of him so I did. Immediately after the flash went off the player said, "Icebelly out" and raised his hands up high in the air, grabbing onto a nearby condo balcony. He struggled to pull himself up but did and was gone #doeshelivethere

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
I told my date, "That was crazy." He said, "I could do it faster. I've been lifting for 17 years." I asked him to show me his muscles and he said it was too cold and put on another sweater. #howmanysweatersdoeshehave

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#awkward silence. I got in a cab and went home and told my little brother, VanDamme, who loves the Raptors, if he'd heard of this Bruno guy. Turns out he's pretty famous

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#stillhopehecallsback but #craziestdateeva

Haha this is hilarious DH, I like the multiple sweaters.

mappiah19 · Post #123 » by **mappiah19** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:39 pm

Choker wrote:

Got this image from his facebook. One of the comments had my dying:

"Why is his hand on his ass?"

Is that you Choker?

Stop trying to disguise your identity

Spex · Post #124 » by **Spex** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:58 pm

Choker wrote:

Got this image from his facebook. One of the comments had my dying:

"Why is his hand on his ass?"

Hah, that's my brother in law to be, his answer was "Why do you think he's smiling? :wink:

"

Post #125 » by **YogiStewart** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:14 pm

VinBaker6 wrote:RealGM beef. No offense OP but I wouldn't want my sister with a RGMer. We're crazy af.

too late.
she's making me waffles as we speak IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

BrunoSkull · Post #126 » by **BrunoSkull** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:15 pm

Choker wrote:

Got this image from his facebook. One of the comments had my dying:

"Why is his hand on his ass?"

To see if Ice belly has ice butty, the result is confirmed positive.

Green Backpack · Post #127 » by **Green Backpack** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:13 pm

Damn, Bruno must be **** out 7000 calories if he's taking in 6000 looking like that

J Dilla · Post #128 » by **J Dilla** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:35 pm

Bruno loves camoflage

Son Goku 25 · Post #129 » by **Son Goku 25** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:11 pm

mappiah19 wrote:
Choker wrote:

Got this image from his facebook. One of the comments had my dying:

"Why is his hand on his ass?"

Is that you Choker?

Stop trying to disguise your identity

LMAO

Detective · Post #130 » by **Detective** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:28 pm

Detective cordially invites RealGM Raptor fans to attend the wedding that will join in holy matrimony VanDamme's sister, Persian Princess, to our beloved #teamsummer4lifemember Tiger7. The venue of choice has been selected as Real Sports Bar & Grill, with the after party being moved to the Post Game Wictory Thread after the next Raptors Win. I will be the Master of Ceremonies, Double Helix will preside over the nuptial agreement, and Bruno will be the best man, cause his long arms were able to wrap both of these lovely kids together in a lasting union. There is a certain rumour circulating that VanDamme's sister is already pregnant with Tiger7's basketball shaped, yet strong armed baby(the child will need to learn from his/her father's mistakes, and not skip leg days, though), and in honour of Bruno hooking them up, they have decided to call their baby as Dat Reach, regardless of gender.

I'm so misty eyed right now. It's just extra water still running down my face from standing in the rain during those Brooklyn away games, though.... I assure you.

:cry:

Kabookalu · Post #131 » by **Kabookalu** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:26 am

mappiah19 wrote:
Choker wrote:

Got this image from his facebook. One of the comments had my dying:

"Why is his hand on his ass?"

Is that you Choker?

Stop trying to disguise your identity

You caught me :-?

I'm Bruno Caboclo.

RSCD3_ · Post #132 » by **RSCD3_** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:29 am

VinBaker6 wrote:RealGM beef. No offense OP but I wouldn't want my sister with a RGMer. We're crazy af.

I'll share a story. I was at a restaurant with this girl and there was the OKC Raptor game on (the John Salmons game). I went from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows. I usually only take like 10 minutes to recover from Raptor games but this ten minutes made me look like the biggest #clown of all time.

It didn't end well.

Sent from my SGH-T589W using Tapatalk 2

That why you never take a new girlfriend to a game in which you are a diehard fan of the team.

Don't want to be jacked up on that

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RSCD3_ · Post #133 » by **RSCD3_** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:42 am

Harold_and_Kumar wrote:

Using a very scientific means of comparison, Bruno's arm is far longer than Tiger7's leg.

This is Stretch Tiger7

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Post #134 » by **JaysRule15** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:12 am

Best offseason thread of the year.

Northface82 · Post #135 » by **Northface82** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 3:02 pm

THIS THREAD HAS ME IN TEARS... BRUNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inevitable wrote:
Centre Court wrote:Need pics of hot Persian chick or it didn't happen.

WHO'S YO HADDADI?!

TeamTragic · Post #136 » by **TeamTragic** » Thu Sep 3, 2015 5:39 am

Double Helix wrote:I don't know if these tweets are related to what happened last night but when searching for Bruno I discovered these:

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#craziest date ever. Went out with this nice guy who previously ran the Scott Wolf/Bailey Salinger Party of 5 fan club. Great guy.

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#startedawesome. He was cold all the time and I asked him if he wanted me to keep him warm but he said it was fine and just put on another sweater over top of the one he already was wearing.

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#greatdinnerbut we left and saw this tree of a man just standing there smiling to nobody in particular. I thought it was a street busker but it turns out it's some famous basketball guy.

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
My date asked me to take a pic of him so I did. Immediately after the flash went off the player said, "Icebelly out" and raised his hands up high in the air, grabbing onto a nearby condo balcony. He struggled to pull himself up but did and was gone #doeshelivethere

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
I told my date, "That was crazy." He said, "I could do it faster. I've been lifting for 17 years." I asked him to show me his muscles and he said it was too cold and put on another sweater. #howmanysweatersdoeshehave

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#awkward silence. I got in a cab and went home and told my little brother, VanDamme, who loves the Raptors, if he'd heard of this Bruno guy. Turns out he's pretty famous

Persian Princess ‏@nocarpet 5 hours ago
#stillhopehecallsback but #craziestdateeva

I **** lost it when I read Persian Princess @nocarpet

:lol:

Ivan Playoff · Post #137 » by **Ivan Playoff** » Thu Sep 3, 2015 8:03 am

Fantastic thread.

Almost every reply deserves a plus one.

Son Goku 25 · Post #138 » by **Son Goku 25** » Thu Sep 3, 2015 11:22 am

loll needed this

Potential · Post #139 » by **Potential** » Thu Sep 3, 2015 3:48 pm

Holy **** **** this thread is amazing!

wolfv · Post #140 » by **wolfv** » Thu Sep 3, 2015 4:11 pm

I never knew what this thread morphed into. DH's post was **** hilarious