Heat

Cole

Anyone but Chalmers

Deng

PJ Williams

Bosh
Hawks

Speedy PG

Sharp shooter

Best dunker

Donkey Kong Jr

Some scrub who will turn into a rebounding machine and collect 25 boards while Heat players stand around and watch

Best thing ever happened at Hawks game

Best fans
Out

Point Dexter with general lack of ability to play basketball
Main Man with tight hammy
In

Hot chick A

Hot chick B

Lucky charm A

Lucky charm B

Lucky charm C

Extremely unlucky charm who should be sent home by now
I don't know who's playing for the hawks! who cares!
No Wade sucks, we gotta play our best to squeeze a W. Just win!
Adding extra lucky charm girls to improve our shooting and score over 100!!!