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[cammac]

Have you ever thought that Knickerbockers are a absolutely ridiculous name for a sports team
Knickerbockers are a form of men's or boys' baggy-kneed trousers particularly popular in the early 20th. century
Basically the equivalent of peddle pushers!
But then the NYKs are such pussies that the "Panty Hose" is more apt.
But obviously in ORANGE.

[pineappleheadindc]

Have you ever thought that Knickerbockers are a absolutely ridiculous name for a sports team
Knickerbockers are a form of men's or boys' baggy-kneed trousers particularly popular in the early 20th. century
Basically the equivalent of peddle pushers!
But then the NYKs are such pussies that the "Panty Hose" is more apt.
But obviously in ORANGE.

LOL - the Raps and Knicks boards are gonna be a *hoot* to read during the games -- I think you guys play the Knicks twice in short order, correct?

Tell your peeps on your board -- anyone can insult, but it takes smarts to be really funny about it. THAT''S your goal.



Raps in 2.

[cammac]

Have you ever thought that Knickerbockers are a absolutely ridiculous name for a sports team
Knickerbockers are a form of men's or boys' baggy-kneed trousers particularly popular in the early 20th. century
Basically the equivalent of peddle pushers!
But then the NYKs are such pussies that the "Panty Hose" is more apt.
But obviously in ORANGE.

LOL - the Raps and Knicks boards are gonna be a *hoot* to read during the games -- I think you guys play the Knicks twice in short order, correct?

Tell your peeps on your board -- anyone can insult, but it takes smarts to be really funny about it. THAT''S your goal.



Raps in 2.

Yes twice in the next 5 games

[FreeBalling]

Have you ever thought that Knickerbockers are a absolutely ridiculous name for a sports team
Knickerbockers are a form of men's or boys' baggy-kneed trousers particularly popular in the early 20th. century
Basically the equivalent of peddle pushers!
But then the NYKs are such pussies that the "Panty Hose" is more apt.
But obviously in ORANGE.

LOL - the Raps and Knicks boards are gonna be a *hoot* to read during the games -- I think you guys play the Knicks twice in short order, correct?

Tell your peeps on your board -- anyone can insult, but it takes smarts to be really funny about it. THAT''S your goal.



Raps in 2.

Yes twice in the next 5 games

All of these TROLLS are really Wizards fan.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w[/youtube]

[pineappleheadindc]

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LOL - I just do not get Knick fans on this board. They keep calling Toronto the "Craptors". But Toronto's leading the East and the Knicks are 5-20. Really?

And that sad, sad emotional self-defense stance on "tanking" this season is pitiful. The Knicks are not trying to tank this season. Philadelphia is trying to tank.

You don't pay Melo $22.5M this season so you can tank.

The Knicks aren't tanking, they just suck. Period. End of story.

And any team that purposefully has J.R. Smith on its roster deserves the scorn New York now "enjoys". Go get 'em, guys. Good job. 5-21 here you come.

[tecumseh18]

Wizard fans are so thirsty for the 1st seed

The Raptor board collective sentiment.

[doclinkin]

Wizard fans are so thirsty for the 1st seed

The Raptor board collective sentiment.

Funny. this is literally the first I've heard of any Wiz fan giving a rip about 1st seed, and naturally its a Lizard fan bringing it up. It's December, who cares about that? Is there a mid-season playoffs nobody told me about? I know Adam Silver's an innovative guy, maybe he came up with something new. Do you get to win a half a trophy for that?

Funny to see the Crapturds getting chesty for the first time since never. Really now, the team that got snuffed in the first round is so cocksure they're ready to become a dynasty because they went toe-to-toe with a 5-21 Knickers team that took them to OT -- and even then had to rely on Melo chucking to eke out a win and preserve the NY tank job.

Shaking my damn head. Relax Canada, there's plenty more season to play. Nobody cares about you one way or the other, maybe in the Spring folks will notice you.

[tecumseh18]

Wizard fans are so thirsty for the 1st seed

The Raptor board collective sentiment.

Funny. this is literally the first I've heard of any Wiz fan giving a rip about 1st seed, and naturally its a Lizard fan bringing it up.

Yeah, well, y'know ... at least dinosaurs - an ancient Lizard species - really existed. There's a fossil record that a lot of politicians in your fair city would prefer to ignore. But "Wizards"? Never happened.

"Bullets", OTOH, they do tend to fly around in your neck of the woods. That's another reality you've attempted to cover up with this fanciful team nickname. Have you ever wondered why there's no big push for wand control?

Thanks for informing me that after a week of being a half-game back of us, you guys don't "give a rip" about 1st seed. That makes a lot of sense, given the well-known fact that games after the AS break count for double what they do in December.

[Kanyewest]

The Raptor board collective sentiment.

Funny. this is literally the first I've heard of any Wiz fan giving a rip about 1st seed, and naturally its a Lizard fan bringing it up.

Yeah, well, y'know ... at least dinosaurs - an ancient Lizard species - really existed. There's a fossil record that a lot of politicians in your fair city would prefer to ignore. But "Wizards"? Never happened.

"Bullets", OTOH, they do tend to fly around in your neck of the woods. That's another reality you've attempted to cover up with this fanciful team nickname. Have you ever wondered why there's no big push for wand control?

Thanks for informing me that after a week of being a half-game back of us, you guys don't "give a rip" about 1st seed. That makes a lot of sense, given the well-known fact that games after the AS break count for double what they do in December.

Hate to poop on your parade but the Raptors from Jurassic Park are fictional. Their brains are not as big as mammals so it's unlikely that they can open doors or coordinate like Wolves to take out Samuel M---f------in-Jackson. They are more like sissy Dodos, who are dumb stupid and extinct.


I think Toronto is fairly familiar with politicians

[doclinkin]

The Raptor board collective sentiment.

Funny. this is literally the first I've heard of any Wiz fan giving a rip about 1st seed, and naturally its a Lizard fan bringing it up.

Yeah, well, y'know ... at least dinosaurs - an ancient Lizard species - really existed. There's a fossil record that a lot of politicians in your fair city would prefer to ignore. But "Wizards"? Never happened.

"Bullets", OTOH, they do tend to fly around in your neck of the woods. That's another reality you've attempted to cover up with this fanciful team nickname. Have you ever wondered why there's no big push for wand control?

Thanks for informing me that after a week of being a half-game back of us, you guys don't "give a rip" about 1st seed. That makes a lot of sense, given the well-known fact that games after the AS break count for double what they do in December.

Oh right because the lessons of the recent past illustrate clearly how direly important it is to seize the higher seed. Why just last year the 3-seed Raptors used home court advantage to crush the 6th seed Brooklyn Nets who... They didn't? No? Oh.

Well, sure then at least we can use the example of the Wizards or Bullets whatever you want to call 'em, who suffered as an underdog at the hands of the higher seeded Chicago Bulls and... um, you say they beat them, huh. Okay alright. Jeez.

I guess that higher or lower seed thing makes a huge difference somehow. I dunno. Around here it never seems to be a big motivator. We seem to like underdog status, it's that much more satisfying taking out the squads that noone gives you a chance to beat. But like I said who cares? Wait I take that back, apparently Raptors fans care, sounds like you've been watching pretty carefully over the past week or whatever you said it was. Hearing footsteps maybe, jumping at shadows.

Yes we shoot people dead. Sigh. Yes billionaires bankroll political cynicism trying to motivate idiots to vote against their own best interest in favor of niche issues. So at times we pointlessly invade countries that do not pose a threat, to serve the interests of the plutocracy. And also shoot people dead. It's a living for many poor undereducated fellows who have no other means to get out and see the world, nor job prospects I suppose. But that said I'm not sure why you'd get all sassy about it, you know it has been a long time since we ever even noticed you guys hiding up there above the Great Lakes. Are you sure you want to attract the attention of dangerous idiots who believe in magic and carry guns. Hmmn, weren't there significant oil resources recently discovered in Canada? Shh, don't tell anyone in Washington, we just elected a new slate of greedheads and warmongers into congress. If I'm you I'd keep a little more quiet about it, on the hush hush, lest them overly polite Canuckleheads go the way of your mascot and get yourself extincted.

[doclinkin]

But okay absurdly if you wanted to play the metaphor out. If you had a battle royale of the various team nicknames in combat with each other, the Raptors would advance from the early rounds, sure, but they could surely be taken out by a fusillade of Rockets, maybe even Cavaliers if the cavalry were modern Armored Cav, or Air Cav in copters, or at least had long range guns on horseback. Recall that the velociraptor was not much bigger than a chicken, Hawks might eat them, Pacers on a NASCAR track would run 'em over by the dozens, hell a band of enraged and drunken Celtics would probably play a fun game of shinty with the little scaly critters. Shoot St Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, and you never hear of any significant dino discoveries on the emerald isle.

Whereas Wizards, as dumb as the nickname is, I don't see them getting defeated by pretty much anybody. Sorcerers, conjurers, necromancers, phantsmalists, all bending reality and perception to their will, defying physics and transmogrifying incoming artillery to popcorn and daffodils, what the hell you gonna do?

The only thing I suppose that would ultimately defeat them, quite possibly, would be the Suns, because well okay on their home court you'd be incinerated, and if you were home, well a cabal of those wizards might pool their magics to snuff a huge helium furnace roaring in its corner of the firmament, but well, then what? A pyrrhic victory since you'd only claim dominion over a void in space, and even a dire undead necromancer would have little to gloat over at that point.

But honestly. You want to really go down the route of whose mascot is stupider? You guys follow a big purple dinosaur:

[NinjaBro]

[amcfad27]

[fishercob]

Looking forward to our matchup with Chicago next week.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ3y5hTHuP4[/youtube]

[mumoy]

Lmao you guys are just humble about seeding because you're not in first. Yes it means practically nothing but its bragging rights - which we are exploiting. We know you want it.

And bringing up OT to the knickerbockers? You guys are the kings of keeping it close with sub .500 teams and fluking out a win.

Oh and this stupid mascot thing....um..ok. Wizards rely on make believe, fairy tales, star dust, precious, etc to reason their existence. I believe Raptors actually did exist. In the real world. Look it up. Srsly. We can use faith and hocus pocus magic potions too. Nothing can stop a Raptor flying in a F22 Raptor that shoots magic beans.

[pineappleheadindc]

Lmao you guys are just humble about seeding because you're not in first. Yes it means practically nothing but its bragging rights - which we are exploiting. We know you want it.

And bringing up OT to the knickerbockers? You guys are the kings of keeping it close with sub .500 teams and fluking out a win.

Oh and this stupid mascot thing....um..ok. Wizards rely on make believe, fairy tales, star dust, precious, etc to reason their existence. I believe Raptors actually did exist. In the real world. Look it up. Srsly. We can use faith and hocus pocus magic potions too. Nothing can stop a Raptor flying in a F22 Raptor that shoots magic beans.

These are the kinds of posts that come back to haunt you. Even on a joking around troll thread. Or, shall I say, *especially* on a joking around trolling thread.

These are the kinds of quotes that get used as signatures after the Raps slip out of first place. These are the kinds of quotes that will be thrown in your face when you try to make a basketball-related point, but someone thinks you're just full of it. These kinds of quotes will kill your credibility.

But have at it.

[doclinkin]

Lmao you guys are just humble about seeding because you're not in first. Yes it means practically nothing but its bragging rights - which we are exploiting. We know you want it.

And bringing up OT to the knickerbockers? You guys are the kings of keeping it close with sub .500 teams and fluking out a win.

Oh and this stupid mascot thing....um..ok. Wizards rely on make believe, fairy tales, star dust, precious, etc to reason their existence. I believe Raptors actually did exist. In the real world. Look it up. Srsly. We can use faith and hocus pocus magic potions too. Nothing can stop a Raptor flying in a F22 Raptor that shoots magic beans.

Hah! I still expect to finish behind Atlanta by the end of the season, I damn sure won't be overly giddy when we pass the humdrum Raptors. But I enjoy your collective fear, that's satisfying that you're all a little bit nervous.

Jeebuz, the mascot thing again. You Toronturds need a new coloring book. Yes 'Raptors existed, they still do, surviving as chickens, the closest living relative to extinct dinosaurs. The raptors indicated velociraptor, from the latin for 'speedy thief' would be an alright mascot i guess for an uptempo team that defended by jumping the pass for fastbreak chances -- except being an archaeology hobbyist as a 5 year old I can still recall that the name was given on the hypothesis that they survived by stealing the eggs of far larger alpha beast dinos. They ate bugs and stole eggs, like itinerant hobos. You're so proud of being the Toronto Bug-eating Egg-Sucking Hobos? Or really the Long Dead Fossilized Bug-eating Egg-Sucking Hobos.

Wizards by contrast, I'm not ennobling the nickname, yes it's mediocre but I'm obscurely happy with it. But at least we have a basketball-related precedent for the nickname. Former owner Abe Pollin liked the Wizards nickname for recalling the greatest basketball coach who will ever live HOFer John Wooden 'the Wizard of Westwood'. Feel free to mock John Wooden all you want, it'll only end up tarring your entire fanbase for even tolerating a loaded diaper like you. Mascots, they want to talk about, so stupid...

[montestewart]

Have you ever wondered why there's no big push for wand control?

Try all you want. YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE WAND!

[mumoy]

Lmao you guys are just humble about seeding because you're not in first. Yes it means practically nothing but its bragging rights - which we are exploiting. We know you want it.

And bringing up OT to the knickerbockers? You guys are the kings of keeping it close with sub .500 teams and fluking out a win.

Oh and this stupid mascot thing....um..ok. Wizards rely on make believe, fairy tales, star dust, precious, etc to reason their existence. I believe Raptors actually did exist. In the real world. Look it up. Srsly. We can use faith and hocus pocus magic potions too. Nothing can stop a Raptor flying in a F22 Raptor that shoots magic beans.

Hah! I still expect to finish behind Atlanta by the end of the season, I damn sure won't be overly giddy when we pass the humdrum Raptors. But I enjoy your collective fear, that's satisfying that you're all a little bit nervous.

Jeebuz, the mascot thing again. You Toronturds need a new coloring book. Yes 'Raptors existed, they still do, surviving as chickens, the closest living relative to extinct dinosaurs. The raptors indicated velociraptor, from the latin for 'speedy thief' would be an alright mascot i guess for an uptempo team that defended by jumping the pass for fastbreak chances -- except being an archaeology hobbyist as a 5 year old I can still recall that the name was given on the hypothesis that they survived by stealing the eggs of far larger alpha beast dinos. They ate bugs and stole eggs, like itinerant hobos. You're so proud of being the Toronto Bug-eating Egg-Sucking Hobos? Or really the Long Dead Fossilized Bug-eating Egg-Sucking Hobos.

Wizards by contrast, I'm not ennobling the nickname, yes it's mediocre but I'm obscurely happy with it. But at least we have a basketball-related precedent for the nickname. Former owner Abe Pollin liked the Wizards nickname for recalling the greatest basketball coach who will ever live HOFer John Wooden 'the Wizard of Westwood'. Feel free to mock John Wooden all you want, it'll only end up tarring your entire fanbase for even tolerating a loaded diaper like you. Mascots, they want to talk about, so stupid...

My bad, I had no idea about John Wooden. Didn't mean to disrespect. But back on topic bugs and eggs have more protein than magic beans

[pineappleheadindc]

We're playing the Cs again?

The Truth is so over them.....They're like the girlfriend you ditched who keeps texting you. You just want them to go away and spend their time on Tinder.

SMH.