CT LIX: Return of the Megathread

miggs · Post #3661 » by **miggs** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:12 pm

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDQHtyEZRLc[/youtube]

Post #3662 » by **Kilroy** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:37 pm

This guy on line at the burrito place I go to started talking about "Cisgendered guys, being entitled"... So I kicked him in the nuts and took his spot in line... The burrito tasted better as a result.
That might have been because of all the applause I got when the dude fell out.

ennui · Post #3663 » by **ennui** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:42 pm

Die cis scum

Post #3664 » by **Slava** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:57 pm

I just saw a guy who reminded exactly like my roommate from grad school, dude owes me $500. I stared at him for 10 seconds, that must have been weird.

Post #3665 » by **TyCobb** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:57 pm

Post #3666 » by **Kilroy** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:03 pm

ennui wrote:Die cis scum

Sorry about your testimonials, bro...

hermes · Post #3667 » by **hermes** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:38 am

EArl wrote:Yeah I'm taking a few extra classes at the local community college to widen my options. Ive strongly considered going to grad school for PA rather than MD so I need to take anatomy as a req. Still mulling things over, but i'm not sure if I want to do 8 plus years of school.

you've seen scrubs, its totally worth it

hermes · Post #3668 » by **hermes** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:43 am

ennui wrote:
TyCobb wrote:^ On dude's word of the day calendar.

Typical cisgendered white straight male scum. Expect that the whole world is gonna be on a platter for you, huh? Like ppl owe you something? Like you have a claim to everything, even my body?

Check your priviledge.

my history book says that the white males do seem to have a claim to everything

Sofa King · Post #3669 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:14 am

Slava wrote:I just saw a guy who reminded exactly like my roommate from grad school, dude owes me $500. I stared at him for 10 seconds, that must have been weird.

Can I borrow some money please? I promise to pay you back some day.

Post #3670 » by **Slava** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:32 am

Sofa King wrote:
Slava wrote:I just saw a guy who reminded exactly like my roommate from grad school, dude owes me $500. I stared at him for 10 seconds, that must have been weird.

Can I borrow some money please? I promise to pay you back some day.

Never again.

Post #3671 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:23 am

They need to fix this View My Posts link ASAP rocky.

EArl · Post #3672 » by **EArl** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:37 am

TyCobb wrote:^ On dude's word of the day calendar.

Tasp seems like the kind of pleb that walks around with a pocket thesaurus.

EArl · Post #3673 » by **EArl** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:40 am

hermes wrote:
EArl wrote:Yeah I'm taking a few extra classes at the local community college to widen my options. Ive strongly considered going to grad school for PA rather than MD so I need to take anatomy as a req. Still mulling things over, but i'm not sure if I want to do 8 plus years of school.

you've seen scrubs, its totally worth it

I remember reading somewhere that scrubs was voted the most accurate show about doctors/hospital life.

Post #3674 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:38 am

Does Homebrewing instantly turn you into a miserable hipster douche?

hermes · Post #3675 » by **hermes** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:44 am

EArl wrote:
hermes wrote:
EArl wrote:Yeah I'm taking a few extra classes at the local community college to widen my options. Ive strongly considered going to grad school for PA rather than MD so I need to take anatomy as a req. Still mulling things over, but i'm not sure if I want to do 8 plus years of school.

you've seen scrubs, its totally worth it

I remember reading somewhere that scrubs was voted the most accurate show about doctors/hospital life.

who knows

if that is true, people might want to watch the sanitation on the stuff in the supply closet because people got plenty of action in there

hermes · Post #3676 » by **hermes** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:44 am

Kilroy wrote:Does Homebrewing instantly turn you into a miserable hipster douche?

might be an "if you have to ask..." type situation

Post #3677 » by **Kilroy** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:54 am

I've recently been diagnosed with Ciliac disease (no surprise really, Danes and Fins have like a 70% chance of having it), and there's like one good Gluten Free Beer, and it's super expensive.
So I went to a homebrewing shop by my work and was a little freaked out by the staff and clientele...

I swear these guys are all home brewing in one side and practicing hydroponics on the other side of the closet in their Moms house they still live in while attending the local Community College for the 7th year.

Post #3678 » by **Slava** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:06 am

Weird, I just made an appointment with a gastro today.

MAMBAEMD · Post #3679 » by **MAMBAEMD** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:09 am

hermes wrote:
EArl wrote:
hermes wrote:you've seen scrubs, its totally worth it

I remember reading somewhere that scrubs was voted the most accurate show about doctors/hospital life.

who knows

if that is true, people might want to watch the sanitation on the stuff in the supply closet because people got plenty of action in there

Actually the supply closet stuff from Scrubs is not far from the truth

ennui · Post #3680 » by **ennui** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:10 am

EArl wrote:
hermes wrote:
EArl wrote:Yeah I'm taking a few extra classes at the local community college to widen my options. Ive strongly considered going to grad school for PA rather than MD so I need to take anatomy as a req. Still mulling things over, but i'm not sure if I want to do 8 plus years of school.

you've seen scrubs, its totally worth it

I remember reading somewhere that scrubs was voted the most accurate show about doctors/hospital life.

I read somewhere that Zach Braff and Bill Lawrence actually drew a lot of inspiration from some first year medical intern. Even claimed to have lifted whole episode plots from the intern's accounts.