Welcome to the new forum game!

dancing2thabeet · Post #1 » by **dancing2thabeet** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:14 pm

Since I cooled down a bit from yesterdays beatdown, I decided to lighten the mood of this darkened season a bit by lighting up a beasley (doobie) and starting up a new forum game called What, Why, When, Who and How. The rules are simple. First person asks a "how to save a Miami Heat season or what the bleep is wrong with our team" related question. Next person answers it and posts another question and so on and so forth. If you feel like certain questions deserve to be discussed further, you may do that too.

Questions can be anything, ranging from serious inquiries about FAs and CBA to funny questions or just random shower thoughts you would like some insight to. Answers can be the same, serious or sarcastic. No green font required!

I'll start.

When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?

RexBoyWonder · Post #2 » by **RexBoyWonder** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:20 pm

dancing2thabeet wrote:

When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?

2038.

Why does Norris Cole exist in this world?

Lord Hades · Post #3 » by **Lord Hades** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:26 pm

RexBoyWonder wrote:
dancing2thabeet wrote:

When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?

2038.

Why does Norris Cole exist in this world?

Because we're being punished for something.

When the hell does Dwyane get back?

Post #4 » by **QUIZ** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:29 pm

Lord Hades wrote:
RexBoyWonder wrote:
dancing2thabeet wrote:

When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?

2038.

Why does Norris Cole exist in this world?

Because we're being punished for something.

When the hell does Dwyane get back?

After the All star break.
Why did Beasley bust?

Paz · Post #5 » by **Paz** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:50 pm

qjz123 wrote:
Lord Hades wrote:
RexBoyWonder wrote:
2038.

Why does Norris Cole exist in this world?

Because we're being punished for something.

When the hell does Dwyane get back?

After the All star break.
Why did Beasley bust?

Half brain, whole weed addiction.

Who will be our PG savior?

dancing2thabeet · Post #6 » by **dancing2thabeet** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 6:23 pm

Paz wrote:
qjz123 wrote:
Lord Hades wrote:Because we're being punished for something.

When the hell does Dwyane get back?

After the All star break.
Why did Beasley bust?

Half brain, whole weed addiction.

Who will be our PG savior?

Dwyane Wade

How much will we have to pay Whiteside in 2016?

JLop · Post #7 » by **JLop** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 6:33 pm

Pretty close to 20 million. What are the chances that this team is in tank mode without knowing it? Because right now, with 5 more losses and we are at the top 6 of the list.

Paz · Post #8 » by **Paz** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 6:44 pm

The chances are middling because we play in the east and the chances we are going to be in the playoffs are higher than the lottery alternative.

How is Whiteside going to be getting paid $20m when his 2 year vet max is around $14m?

JLop · Post #9 » by **JLop** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 7:05 pm

You should of ask why instead of how. And the answer is because in the year 2016 the salary cap will see a huge rise and therefore the players' salary will be increased. If Whiteside signs a new contract on the next season, then he will receive a paycheck around 14 million.

When do you think we are going to lose again? If we lose just one more game, then we could be at the top 12 of the 2015 NBA Mock Draft list. And with some luck in the lottery, this could be enough for us to keep the pick.

delanka · Post #10 » by **delanka** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 7:57 pm

dancing2thabeet wrote:When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?

Keith Smart
2000–2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (assistant)
2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (head coach)
2003–2010 Golden State Warriors (assistant)
2010–2011 Golden State Warriors (head coach)
2011–2012 Sacramento Kings (assistant)
2012–2013 Sacramento Kings (head coach)
2014–present Miami Heat (assistant)

according his distinguished career,

will be Heat's next head coach (2015/2016) and will be fired in 2 years

2017

When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?

dancing2thabeet · Post #11 » by **dancing2thabeet** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:20 pm

delanka wrote:
dancing2thabeet wrote:When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?

Keith Smart
2000–2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (assistant)
2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (head coach)
2003–2010 Golden State Warriors (assistant)
2010–2011 Golden State Warriors (head coach)
2011–2012 Sacramento Kings (assistant)
2012–2013 Sacramento Kings (head coach)
2014–present Miami Heat (assistant)

according his distinguished career, will be Heat's next head coach (2015/2016) and will be fired in 2 years

2017

Yeah, we've talked about that a few days ago :lol:

You forgot to ask a question tho!

HEAT111 · Post #12 » by **HEAT111** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:32 pm

delanka wrote:
dancing2thabeet wrote:When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?

Keith Smart
2000–2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (assistant)
2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (head coach)
2003–2010 Golden State Warriors (assistant)
2010–2011 Golden State Warriors (head coach)
2011–2012 Sacramento Kings (assistant)
2012–2013 Sacramento Kings (head coach)
2014–present Miami Heat (assistant)

according his distinguished career, will be Heat's next head coach (2015/2016) and will be fired in 2 years

2017

Oh no, more unfortunate junk.

How long do you guys think we will be stuck like this?

goodboy · Post #13 » by **goodboy** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:37 pm

Paz wrote:The chances are middling because we play in the east and the chances we are going to be in the playoffs are higher than the lottery alternative.

How is Whiteside going to be getting paid $20m when his 2 year vet max is around $14m?

Under the table extra 6 mill for making us fans watch horrendous basketball this season aside for Hassan himself.

During trade deadline, who will we get? who gets shifted? do we get anything?

delanka · Post #14 » by **delanka** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:43 pm

dancing2thabeet wrote:You forgot to ask a question tho!

Thats true

When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?

Post #15 » by **QUIZ** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:45 pm

delanka wrote:
dancing2thabeet wrote:You forgot to ask a question tho!

Thats true

When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?

When Micky his son and Riley leave the team… so never.

Why is everybody playing this game incorrectly?

Paz · Post #16 » by **Paz** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:52 pm

qjz123 wrote:
delanka wrote:
dancing2thabeet wrote:You forgot to ask a question tho!

Thats true

When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?

When Micky his son and Riley leave the team… so never.

Why is everybody playing this game incorrectly?

Because games are hard.

When will Spo get this offense under control?

Sgt P · Post #17 » by **Sgt P** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 9:44 pm

Paz wrote:
qjz123 wrote:
delanka wrote:Thats true

When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?

When Micky his son and Riley leave the team… so never.

Why is everybody playing this game incorrectly?

Because games are hard.

When will Spo get this offense under control?

Spo will get the offensve under control 10 days after our last game --- can't wait for pre-season..

Can we really jusge Spo so far this year given a>Injuries & b>Lack of Guard Talent --

Post #18 » by **IggieCC** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 10:57 pm

Sgt P wrote:
Paz wrote:
qjz123 wrote:When Micky his son and Riley leave the team… so never.

Why is everybody playing this game incorrectly?

Because games are hard.

When will Spo get this offense under control?

Spo will get the offensve under control 10 days after our last game --- can't wait for pre-season..

Can we really jusge Spo so far this year given a>Injuries & b>Lack of Guard Talent --

Yes, we can.

Where can I meet this gal? I would like to marry her.

HEYMANQueHoraEs · Post #19 » by **HEYMANQueHoraEs** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 11:02 pm

IggieCC wrote:
Sgt P wrote:
Paz wrote:
Because games are hard.

When will Spo get this offense under control?

Spo will get the offensve under control 10 days after our last game --- can't wait for pre-season..

Can we really jusge Spo so far this year given a>Injuries & b>Lack of Guard Talent --

Yes, we can.

Where can I meet this gal? I would like to marry her.

In my dreams.

Whats uglier, Cole's haircut or Granger putting the ball on the floor?

Paz · Post #20 » by **Paz** » Wed Feb 4, 2015 11:11 pm

Cole's haircut.

How many wins are we going to have this year?