PG: Team Norris Cole Kills Beats Hero Ball Heat (Updated First Post)

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #1 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:37 am

Heat Fans:

ReturnofMVP3:

Spoiler:

HEYMANQueHoraEs · Post #2 » by **HEYMANQueHoraEs** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:42 am

3 IN A ROW! DICK BUTT

Post #3 » by **DefenseWins** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:44 am

they are really good at home

I don't expect a win... not how our offense is going. Cole is apart of his new teams wins lol... but I don't want him to do well against us of course just so we can win, but he will most likely try and play motivated unlike when he was with us smh.

Post #4 » by **DefenseWins** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:45 am

When I saw that Nutella gif I thought it was 2 girls 1 cup

Post #5 » by **QUIZ** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:49 am

If we win I will be ecstatic. Let's go Heat!

Post #6 » by **IggieCC** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:58 am

Post #7 » by **IggieCC** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:06 am

King David Reminder Winning Streak!

He didn't even show up at vs Magic GT tonight though LOL

shanedude · Post #8 » by **shanedude** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:11 am

We should start Hank and slide Deng to the 4. We're getting to anemic starts because Haslem's corpse is clogging the paint and killing the spacing.

Post #9 » by **KingDavid** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:14 am

IggieCC wrote:King David Reminder Winning Streak!

He didn't even show up at vs Magic GT tonight though LOL

These gifs are murderous!

But I had clinicals tonight. Gotta get that training in so I don't accidentally kill you when you dial 911

I'ma about to watch the midnight replay now though.

Rapaz · Post #10 » by **Rapaz** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:16 am

Lorena Bobbitt >>>> Luke Babbitt

goodboy · Post #11 » by **goodboy** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:20 am

Post #12 » by **DefenseWins** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:44 am

ugh Luke Babbitt... this Lord of the Rings guy who pale af is killing it lmao

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #13 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:06 am

Fixed the first post to a gyfcat url for the first gif, noticed it was slowing the thread down

3ballbomber · Post #14 » by **3ballbomber** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:57 am

Facing Orlando's stifling defense bodes well for Miami going into this game. Heat seemed to be suffocated by Magic's new focus on D....spite of that we kept it quite close & thanks to Walkers huge 3's end up taking it to OT where we were able to steal the game. Considering also we're still trying to mesh as a team, especially w/ Dragic and incorporating a faster paced offense, we did good to come away w/ that win. Hornets on the other hand don't play defense like that & predict we'll have an easier time scoring - hell perhaps Wade can even score above 18pts this time. I like our chances here, especailly w/out DAvis & Anderson - we msut take advantage of these opportunities & not let it go to waste.......Revenge game also. Cole is going down :wavefinger:

Sign5 · Post #15 » by **Sign5** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:21 pm

shanedude wrote:We should start Hank and slide Deng to the 4. We're getting to anemic starts because Haslem's corpse is clogging the paint and killing the spacing.

Haslem is basically this team's Joel atm.

Maroko · Post #16 » by **Maroko** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:41 pm

HeatWillRise wrote:

I will still make my thread in OUR ISLAND, Wilson is my Norris Cole :lol:

DAMN YOU

FlashFlare · Post #17 » by **FlashFlare** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:15 pm

LET'S TAKE OVER. EVERYONE START POSTING THERE.

Post #18 » by **IggieCC** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:47 pm

FlashFlare wrote:
Spoiler:

LET'S TAKE OVER. EVERYONE START POSTING THERE.

Oh Noooooes! That's our secret getaway board don't everyone start posting there!

A few of us are just safeguarding the board while patiently awaiting for real Pelican fans to come back. Unfortunately so far only jerks from other boards have showed up. We must protect the habitat!

skart · Post #19 » by **skart** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:18 pm

ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
Peace Guard: Zohran D.

Just a little correction: Goran D.

eddieheatfan · Post #20 » by **eddieheatfan** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:22 pm

skart wrote:
ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
Peace Guard: Zohran D.

Just a little correction: Goran D.

ReturnofMVP3 wrote:After some heroics from the last game threads winning power, the Miami Heat came back and kicked Team DisneyWorld's Butt, freeing all the Floridians from the evil witch's spell turning them into loud and proud Heat fans. Now the Heat are back on the Road and taking their talents to Crayfish County (cool plug - I actually worked on Louisiana Crayfish last semester and discovered a brand new gene that regulated ammonia transfer in the gills) and battling the Norris Cole Jambalaya.. Pelicans. The last time these two ball clubs met the Pelicans lost AD and Ryan Anderson in the same game, luckily for them the Heat had traded future allstar and MVP Norris Cole who bailed them out. In less then a week out the Heat are coming back for some sweet and juicy tenderloin chicken.. I mean revenge. Will Antonio Walker and the the crew be able to overcome the odds?? FIND OUT FRIDAY at 8:00pm EST!!!

Keys to victory???
- Buy a goat and sacrifice it.
- Combat their fried chicken with Korean BBQ.
- Lock Norris Cole inside a closet before the game
- Zohran needs to get back to being efficent
- Wade needs to eat a snickers.
- Spo should just go with Norris Cole in the closet
- Antonio Walker needs to buy back his championship ring.. he looks a bit different without it.

Miami Heat:

Gfycat Video - Click to Play

Peace Guard: Zohran D.

SG: Mr. Heart Breaker
[img]QueasyMeaslyDonkey[/img]

SF: Luol Deng

PF: Stop, sit down, actually get off the team - Super Cool Beas

C: The Sheep Whisperer
http://www.nba-online.com/photos/hassan ... -e4b92.jpg

vs:

New Orleans Pelicans
http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-conte ... pPzW0v.gif

pretty well done thread,i like it.anyhow,lets not suck!