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Post#1 » by Heat_Fan_87 » Sun Mar 1, 2015 4:29 am

There should be a drinking game involving our favorite team.

What is one thing that if happens, someone should take a drink.

Mine is, every time wade takes a 3, take a drink.

Let's get the 4 or 5 best ones and then vote, then i(and yourselves as well) can participate in making games slightly more palatable.

Can't wait to read ones about spo.
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Post#2 » by DayofMourning » Sun Mar 1, 2015 4:31 am

Every time Mario dribbles the ball off his leg.
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Post#3 » by DefenseWins » Sun Mar 1, 2015 4:33 am

everytime Whiteside is WIDE OPEN and no one gives it to him
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Post#4 » by DayofMourning » Sun Mar 1, 2015 4:34 am

Every time Hassan gets a rebound. ****, we'd all be done by halftime.
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Post#5 » by Heat_Fan_87 » Sun Mar 1, 2015 4:34 am

DefenseWins wrote:everytime Whiteside is WIDE OPEN and no one gives it to him

i would throw up at halftime.
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Post#6 » by goodboy » Sun Mar 1, 2015 4:44 am

Every post-game loss Spo says "hold the rope" or any of his famous lines for that matter.
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Post#7 » by DefenseWins » Sun Mar 1, 2015 4:48 am

HeatWillRise wrote:Every post-game loss Spo says "hold the rope" or any of his famous lines for that matter.



everytime Spo says "we have enough"
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Post#8 » by Maroko » Sun Mar 1, 2015 6:43 am

Heat_Fan_87 wrote:There should be a drinking game involving our favorite team.

What is one thing that if happens, someone should take a drink.

Mine is, every time wade takes a 3, take a drink.

Let's get the 4 or 5 best ones and then vote, then i(and yourselves as well) can participate in making games slightly more palatable.

Can't wait to read ones about spo.


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Post#9 » by 3ballbomber » Sun Mar 1, 2015 7:05 am

i would suggest "everytime Beasley misses a defensive cover" but by 3 mins you would be passed out

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Post#10 » by Rocky M5 » Sun Mar 1, 2015 1:08 pm

Every turn over or missed free throw.
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Post#11 » by dancing2thabeet » Sun Mar 1, 2015 1:59 pm

Walker misses a wide open three

Wade dribbles it off his foot

Rio offensive foul

Birdman-Jax interview

Spo says "it's a process"

Whiteside gets 5 rebounds in a Q

Haslem looks old

Beasley takes a bong hit (we can use the close ups on his eyes to determine that)
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Post#12 » by delanka » Sun Mar 1, 2015 3:44 pm

dancing2thabeet wrote:Walker misses a wide open three

Wade dribbles it off his foot

Rio offensive foul

Birdman-Jax interview

Spo says "it's a process"

Whiteside gets 5 rebounds in a Q

Haslem looks old

Beasley takes a bong hit (we can use the close ups on his eyes to determine that)


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Post#13 » by dancing2thabeet » Sun Mar 1, 2015 3:45 pm

I'm from Slovenia. We can drink scary amounts of alcohol and still walk.

And no, I'm not proud of that.
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Post#14 » by shanedude » Sun Mar 1, 2015 5:09 pm

Beasley catches the ball at the three point line and steps into a long 2.
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Post#15 » by Myam333 » Mon Mar 2, 2015 7:38 am

Every time someone cries about Beas, but keeps quiet when he does something right.

"They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments"
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Post#16 » by PaulieWal » Mon Mar 2, 2015 7:55 am

Before the season ends we should do one of these games as a group. I would be legit in.
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Post#17 » by 3ballbomber » Mon Mar 2, 2015 9:40 am

UDWade wrote:Every time someone cries about Beas, but keeps quiet when he does something right.

"They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments"

the person you'd be playing against would be completely sober :lol:
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Post#18 » by dancing2thabeet » Mon Mar 2, 2015 12:24 pm

PaulieWal wrote:Before the season ends we should do one of these games as a group. I would be legit in.


Me too
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Post#19 » by ThaFranchize84 » Mon Mar 2, 2015 2:57 pm

This is more relating to watching the games on TV but every time Spo says "stay the course"
Eric Reid says "kaboom town" or Udonis you did it
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Post#20 » by Myam333 » Mon Mar 2, 2015 8:16 pm

3ballbomber wrote:
UDWade wrote:Every time someone cries about Beas, but keeps quiet when he does something right.

"They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments"

the person you'd be playing against would be completely sober :lol:

A few of yall here would be dead. Including you.

Don't play my drinking game for the Suns game today for your own safety.

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