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A modest proposal to save our season...nay, our very franchise

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Re: A modest proposal to save our season...nay, our very franchise 

Post#21 » by Waylon Mercy » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:06 pm

I've got to admit the only enjoyment I get out of the Blue Jays turning into the Maple Leafs is watching all
you keyboard warriors suffer along with them.

As for this board its still mildly interesting watching the minions come to the beckoning of their cult leader Schad
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Re: A modest proposal to save our season...nay, our very franchise 

Post#22 » by Fairview4Life » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:08 pm

Being such a unique visionary must be super thrilling for you.
9. Similarly, IF THOU HAST SPENT the entire offseason predicting that thy team will stink, thou shalt not gloat, nor even be happy, shouldst thou turn out to be correct. Realistic analysis is fine, but be a fan first, a smug smarty-pants second.
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Re: A modest proposal to save our season...nay, our very franchise 

Post#23 » by Waylon Mercy » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:11 pm

Doesn't take being a unique visionary to realize what a sports $hithole we live in
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Re: A modest proposal to save our season...nay, our very franchise 

Post#24 » by YogiStewart » Fri Mar 13, 2015 7:38 pm

ban that jackass Yogi.
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Post#25 » by Wo1verine » Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:15 pm

Agreed. Ban that jackass, Yogi! :)
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Post#26 » by BigLeagueChew » Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:15 pm

Put the bottle down.
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Post#27 » by Chevy Chase » Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:44 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lptsSTTWLVQ

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Re: A modest proposal to save our season...nay, our very franchise 

Post#28 » by SharoneWright » Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:58 am

Perhaps instead of banning a poster, we could just strip the mods of all their authority... ?

A minion may not be enough. True sacrifice cuts to the bone!

(Or maybe the mods don't really care about making the playoffs....) :dontknow:
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Re: A modest proposal to save our season...nay, our very franchise 

Post#29 » by Michael Bradley » Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:33 am

OK, we are about two weeks away from seeing one of the most promising pitching prospects in the organization turned into a reliever at age 20. The freak injuries are one thing, but now the GM is sabotaging his own prospects. Let's get some sense of urgency here. Something needs to be done. And soon.
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Re: A modest proposal to save our season...nay, our very franchise 

Post#30 » by Schad » Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:39 am

Been informed that Howard Mass is away, and consequently will not be able to take action for a few days. Whether 'away' is code for "was partially devoured by locusts after he considered rendering aid to the benighted Jays board" is unknown at this time.
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