Official 2014-15 Hornets Board Poster of the Year Awards

[JDR720]

MVP, Most Valuable Poster
ROY, Best New Poster (registered less than 1 year)
Best Mod
Best Trader Award
Best Gamethread Poster Award
Best Prospect Scout Award
Best Cap Expert Award
Best Avatar
Best Signature
Most Insightful Poster
Most Divisive Poster
Most Likely to Get Banned
Most Likely to Become a Future Mod
Biggest Homer
Best Use of Pics/Gifs
Best Storyteller
Biggest Troll
Most Annoying Poster
Most Bipolar Poster
Funniest Poster
Mr.Negativety
Mr.Positivety
Most Likely to Drink and Post Award
The HornyBee Award
Poster you would love to meet in person and watch a game with
Poster you would like to meet and punch in the testicles

[Braggins]

Is there a limit to how many awards we can give to a single poster?

[JDR720]

Is there a limit to how many awards we can give to a single poster?

nah

[JDR720]

been pondering this for today so i think my award winners are

MVP: Lamar
ROY: Hornet Mania
Best Mod: fatlever
Best Trader: BizGilwalker
Best Gamethread poster: Liver_Pooty
Best Prospect Scout: yosemiteben
Best Cap Expert: BlackOutBuzz
Best Avatar: -Ian-
Best Signature: Sachmo
Most Insightful Poster: Lamar
Most Divisive Poster: MasterIchiro
Most Likely to Get Banned: catch20two
Most Likely to Become a Future Mod: Lamar
Biggest Homer: All the UConn Fans
Best Use of Pics/Gifs: BrotherDave
Best Storyteller: Liver_Pooty
Biggest Troll: catch20two
Most Annoying Poster: catch20two
Most Bipolar Poster: Liver_Pooty
Funniest Poster: BrotherDave
Mr.Negativety: MasterIchiro
Mr.Positivety: yosemiteben
Most Likely to Drink and Post Award: Liver_Pooty
The HornyBee Award: Liver_Pooty
Poster you would love to meet in person and watch a game with: Bigslam
Poster you would like to meet and punch in the testicles: mrknowitall215

[LamarMatic7]

I appreciate the recognition, JDR, but I think I've spent too little time on here when compared with other guys to be the MVP.

[Braggins]

I appreciate the recognition, JDR, but I think I've spent too little time on here when compared with other guys to be the MVP.

My votes are almost complete and I currently have you as my mvp. I thought about how you dont post much, but your blogs are amazing and the quality of the posts you do make is top notch.

[Liver_Pooty]

What exactly does the honeybee award mean again?

[LamarMatic7]

I appreciate the recognition, JDR, but I think I've spent too little time on here when compared with other guys to be the MVP.

My votes are almost complete and I currently have you as my mvp. I thought about how you dont post much, but your blogs are amazing and the quality of the posts you do make is top notch.

thanks, man.

[Liver_Pooty]

MVP, Most Valuable Poster - Yosemiteben (Could easily be Lamar, but hes getting the Jordan treatment when Malone somehow won his MVP over him
ROY, Best New Poster (registered less than 1 year) - HornetMania
Best Mod - JDR
Best Trader Award - Biz
Best Gamethread Poster Award - Yosemite
Best Prospect Scout Award - BrotherDave
Best Cap Expert Award - BOB
Best Avatar - BD
Best Signature -Honestly have no idea
Most Insightful Poster - Lamar
Most Divisive Poster - MI
Most Likely to Get Banned - Catch
Most Likely to Become a Future Mod - Lamar, Im also going to throw jdm3 in there as well. Keeps his head on straight, and is a good poster. Just a hunch.
Biggest Homer - The UCONN gang
Best Use of Pics/Gifs - JDR
Best Storyteller - lol, me.
Biggest Troll - Catch, but its close
Most Annoying Poster - UNCNYC
Most Bipolar Poster - Me
Funniest Poster - BD is pretty funny
Mr.Negativety - I think this could be quite a few people.
Mr.Positivety - Yosemite
Most Likely to Drink and Post Award - Slam
The HornyBee Award - Ichiro.
Poster you would love to meet in person and watch a game with - Sik
Poster you would like to meet and punch in the testicles - UNCNYC

Gotta edit it: Im putting Bobsbuddy along with BD for funniest poster. Now that guy... Not sure if he is serious or not half the time, I get a true laugh and kick out of him. Hes actually one of my favorite posters.

[JDR720]

Im not sure what the HornyBee Award is either.

Some pretty obvious UNC hate by Liver_Pooty the local Duke fan.

[Liver_Pooty]

Im not sure what the HornyBee Award is either.

Some pretty obvious UNC hate by Liver_Pooty the local Duke fan.

lol. I like the guy and all, but his post about Hairston at times were outrageous. I think he may have been the one to call him James Harden like, and say hes a future superstar or something.

That will get you those awards.

Edit: Also said he would trade for Felton to perhaps start?

Lol. Gotta love the guy.

[yosemiteben]

I appreciate the recognition, JDR, but I think I've spent too little time on here when compared with other guys to be the MVP.

**** you Lamar. You will take our reverence and adoration and like it.

I've been drinking, but it's true.

[EwingSweatsALot]

I appreciate the recognition, JDR, but I think I've spent too little time on here when compared with other guys to be the MVP.

So you are Kawhi?

[Braggins]

MVP, Most Valuable Poster - LamarMatic (honorable mention for Fatlever)
ROY, Best New Poster (registered less than 1 year) - HornetMania
Best Mod - Fatlever
Best Trader Award - BizGilwalker
Best Gamethread Poster Award - Liver_Pooty
Best Prospect Scout Award - MrKNIA
Best Cap Expert Award - BlackOutBuzz
Best Avatar - BrotherDave
Best Signature - LamarMatic
Most Insightful Poster - Yosemiteben
Most Divisive Poster - Catch22 (Could have gone with Ichiro just for the epic anti-confederate rants lol)
Most Likely to Get Banned - Catch22
Most Likely to Become a Future Mod - LamarMatic
Biggest Homer - UNCNYC
Best Use of Pics/Gifs - JDR720
Best Storyteller - MasterIchiro
Biggest Troll - Catch22
Most Annoying Poster - Jdm3
Most Bipolar Poster - Liver_Pooty
Funniest Poster - BrotherDave
Mr.Negativety - Liver_Pooty
Mr.Positivety - Yosemiteben
Most Likely to Drink and Post Award - Liiver_Pooty
The HornyBee Award - MasterIchiro
Poster you would love to meet in person and watch a game with - Lamarmatic (hm LP and Ichiro)
Poster you would like to meet and punch in the testicles - Jdm3

I'm really disappointed that I couldn't find an award to give Bobsbuddy.

[Flip Murray]

I appreciate the recognition, JDR, but I think I've spent too little time on here when compared with other guys to be the MVP.

**** you Lamar. You will take our reverence and adoration and like it.

I've been drinking, but it's true.

i've been drinking too, and Lamar's my MVP. Don't fight it Lamar it's your destiny.

[fatlever]

After much thought and deliberation, here are my awards.

MVP: Liver_Pooty - LP deserves this award for this season. He pretty much lives on the board 24/7 and never misses a game thread. LP makes me laugh, tells great stories, I usually agree with his views on the team. I like that LP will pretty much tell anyone here when they are being a jerk, but then turn around 5 minutes later with a virtual high five. Honorable mention: LamarMatic7. What is not to love about Lamar.

Rookie of the Year: HornetsMania - HM has been a breath of fresh air this year. He has a great knowledge of the game, knows his Hornets history and writes in a manner that is very easy to read, while at the same time getting all major points across. Keep it up.

Mod of the Year: JDR720 - JDR is no doubt the mod of the year and I would have listed him as MVP as well, but I figured I wouldn't give that honor to a mod. JDR has kept this board going when the other mods weren't around as much.

Trader Joe: BobsBuddy - he makes us all laugh, whether intentional or not, its still good fun.

Gamethread Heros: LP and JDR, honorable mention to Catch20two

Capologist: BlackoutBuzz - its his award until he retires

Avatar: Lamar - appeals to my love of 80s/90s NBA. Honorable metion - Sachmo

Sig: LP - FarmersOnly.com LOL

Insightful: Lamar - He crushes it. Honorable mention: HornetsMania, EwingSweatsALot

Divisive: Catch20two - nobody dividends a game thread like Catch

Future Mod - Lamar

Homer: UConn Gang (you know who you are) - Nobody was bigger homers this year than the core group of guys with the UConn symbols under their names when it came to all things Kemba. Honorable mention: UNCNYC.

Pic and Gif Master: JDR. Honorable mention: Sachmo, BrotherDave

Storyteller: LP - you have to love that LP opens up his life to everyone, even the details that nobody would ever dare to tell anyone else. Honorable mention: MasterIchiro

Bipolar: Catch - He gets this award for his end of the year flip flopping sarcastic posts, where were borderline trolling, but whatever.

Funniest: LP. If you don't believe me, sign up for his twitter feed. You won't be disappointed. Honorable mention: Sachmo, BrotherDave, W_Hamilton

Most Annoying: jdm & YosemiteBen - I am giving this award as a duo. These two guys on their own aren't annoying, but when they get to arguing (which is often), they can ruin a thread quicker than anyone. Their arguing explains why they are my votes for most negative and positive, by nature, they just don't agree because they see the world differently.

Negative: jdm

Postive: Yosemite

Drink and Post: LP

Hornybee: LP & MasterIchiro. Honorable mention to SnidleyFC, Sachmo

Want to meet: Bigslam - It will happen one day soon.

and here is a category I added...

Poster I wish would post more: Snidley, vorbis, amcoolio, EwingSweatsALot, James Gatz, Bassman, MPM, RobotRock, Swedd, amateur wannabe, Bizz, Logander, Tupik, Marino, freakonOmics, Chabber, mattcampbell... and all the rest of you great posters who lurk way too much and post way too little.

[Hornet Mania]

I'm not in the prospect or trade threads all that often, but I voted on the stuff I knew.

MVP: Lamar
Best Mod: Fatlever
Best Gamethread poster: Liver Pooty (good in both games where the action is tight and in the blowouts when we get random anecdotes that salvage the evening)
Best Cap Expert: BlackOutBuzz (by a country mile, great stuff dude, always appreciate it)
Best Signature: Sachmo
Most Insightful Poster: Lamar
Most Divisive Poster: MasterIchiro
Most Likely to Get Banned: catch20two
Most Likely to Become a Future Mod: Lamar
Biggest Homer: The Jeremy Lamb Truthers (and I must admit the episode where we thought Lamb was coming our way via trade, then we realized he was not coming, was one of the most entertaining threads this year)
Best Storyteller: Liver_Pooty
Biggest Troll: catch20two
Most Bipolar Poster: Liver_Pooty
Mr.Negativity: We've all been there this season, understandably.
Mr.Positivity: yosemiteben
Most Likely to Drink and Post Award: Liver_Pooty
The HornyBee Award: Liver_Pooty
Poster you would love to meet in person and watch a game with:
Poster you would like to meet and punch in the testicles: Nobody on the board, but sometimes Cliff and always Bonnell.

[Liver_Pooty]

After much thought and deliberation, here are my awards.

MVP: Liver_Pooty - LP deserves this award for this season. He pretty much lives on the board 24/7 and never misses a game thread. LP makes me laugh, tells great stories, I usually agree with his views on the team. I like that LP will pretty much tell anyone here when they are being a jerk, but then turn around 5 minutes later with a virtual high five. Honorable mention: LamarMatic7. What is not to love about Lamar.

Rookie of the Year: HornetsMania - HM has been a breath of fresh air this year. He has a great knowledge of the game, knows his Hornets history and writes in a manner that is very easy to read, while at the same time getting all major points across. Keep it up.

Mod of the Year: JDR720 - JDR is no doubt the mod of the year and I would have listed him as MVP as well, but I figured I wouldn't give that honor to a mod. JDR has kept this board going when the other mods weren't around as much.

Trader Joe: BobsBuddy - he makes us all laugh, whether intentional or not, its still good fun.

Gamethread Heros: LP and JDR, honorable mention to Catch20two

Capologist: BlackoutBuzz - its his award until he retires

Avatar: Lamar - appeals to my love of 80s/90s NBA. Honorable metion - Sachmo

Sig: LP - FarmersOnly.com LOL

Insightful: Lamar - He crushes it. Honorable mention: HornetsMania, EwingSweatsALot

Divisive: Catch20two - nobody dividends a game thread like Catch

Future Mod - Lamar

Homer: UConn Gang (you know who you are) - Nobody was bigger homers this year than the core group of guys with the UConn symbols under their names when it came to all things Kemba. Honorable mention: UNCNYC.

Pic and Gif Master: JDR. Honorable mention: Sachmo, BrotherDave

Storyteller: LP - you have to love that LP opens up his life to everyone, even the details that nobody would ever dare to tell anyone else. Honorable mention: MasterIchiro

Bipolar: Catch - He gets this award for his end of the year flip flopping sarcastic posts, where were borderline trolling, but whatever.

Funniest: LP. If you don't believe me, sign up for his twitter feed. You won't be disappointed. Honorable mention: Sachmo, BrotherDave

Most Annoying: jdm & YosemiteBen - I am giving this award as a duo. These two guys on their own aren't annoying, but when they get to arguing (which is often), they can ruin a thread quicker than anyone. Their arguing explains why they are my votes for most negative and positive, by nature, they just don't agree because they see the world differently.

Negative: jdm

Postive: Yosemite

Drink and Post: LP

Hornybee: LP & MasterIchiro. Honorable mention to SnidleyFC, Sachmo

Want to meet: Bigslam - It will happen one day soon.

and here is a category I added...

Poster I wish would post more: Snidley, vorbis, amcoolio, EwingSweatsALot, James Gatz, Bassman, MPM, RobotRock, Swedd, amateur wannabe, Bizz, Logander, Tupik, Marino, freakonOmics, Chabber... and all the rest of you great posters who lurk way too much and post way too little.

Geez. Thanks man.

[fatlever]

Most likely to post breaking news - JDR720. Honorable mention: -Ian-
Most likely to say something unintentionally hilarious - W_Hamilton. Honorable mention: BobsBuddy

shameless promotion time...

Most likely to rank something non-basketball related - Fats
Most likely to use fake quotes in a post - Fats
Most likely to post a dream - Fats
Best taste in music - Fats
Worst NBA2K player - Fats

[Braggins]

Ugh, I didnt see LP's new sig til after i posted my ballot.