Official 2014-15 Hornets Board Poster of the Year Awards

[Liver_Pooty]

Ugh, I didnt see LP's new sig til after i posted my ballot.

I just changed it an hour ago. Been wanting to for a while. you'd be amazed how many weird dating sites are out there.

[Diop]

MVP, Most Valuable Poster - Liverpooty - is on here a ton and always provides entertainment whether its stalking women or being overly open with his life stories.

ROY, Best New Poster (registered less than 1 year) - Hornetsmania

Best Mod - JustinDRuff - has really picked up a lot of our slack

Best Trader Award - I dunno, also what happened to our fake trade thread?? Last one I can find is from November.

Best Gamethread Poster Award - I'll vote for Pooty again for his consistency in the threads.

Best Prospect Scout Award - Swedd used to be my favourite for this but then he went and joined the army or sumthing. Now I will go with Yosemite

Best Cap Expert Award - Black Out Buzz

Best Avatar - Brother Dave

Best Signature - Lamar

Most Insightful Poster - Lamar, closely followed by Fats

Most Divisive Poster - I will go with Ichiro

Best Use of Pics/Gifs - Brother dave

Best Storyteller - fats with his dreams

Funniest Poster - Liverpooty

Mr.Negativety - Ichiro

Mr.Positivety - Yosemite

Most Likely to Drink and Post Award - from experience its probably me, but I will go with Lamar with his late night drunk gaming threads

The HornyBee Award - King of Sting

Poster you would love to meet in person and watch a game with - Lamar, so we can start a Diop chant

Poster you would like to meet and punch in the testicles - Big Slam, its a traditional Australian greeting

[ball teacher]

MVP, Most Valuable Poster. FATS
ROY, Best New Poster (registered less than 1 year) BRAGGINS
Best Mod. ALL ARE GOOD TO ME
Best Trader Award.
Best Gamethread Poster Award. LIVERPOOTY
Best Prospect Scout Award. BALL TEACHER
Best Cap Expert Award. LAMAR
Best Avatar. BROTHER DAVE
Best Signature.
Most Insightful Poster. FLIP MURRAY
Most Divisive Poster. CATCH
Most Likely to Get Banned. CATCH
Most Likely to Become a Future Mod. LIVER
Biggest Homer. MRKNOWITALL
Best Use of Pics/Gifs. WHOEVER HAS THE DIOP GIF
Best Storyteller LIVER
Biggest Troll. THE DUDE WHO TALKED ABOUT LIVERS WOMAN TROUBLE
Most Annoying Poster. BALL TEACHER
Most Bipolar Poster BROTHERDAVE
Funniest Poster. FLIP MURRAY -BROTHER DAVE
Mr.Negativety. BALL TEACHER - FRED WILLIAMSON
Mr.Positivety. COUNTRYBOI
Most Likely to Drink and Post Award. BIG SLAM
The HornyBee Award. BIG SLAM
Poster you would love to meet in person and watch a game with. CATCH -FLIP
Poster you would like to meet and punch in the testicles. YOSEMITE CAUSE HE'S CALLING FOR CLIFF TO REMAIN

[LamarMatic7]

Best Cap Expert Award. LAMAR

You must be confusing me for someone else. Can't say that I am a cap expert or that I have posted much about the cap on here.

BlackoutBuzz meanwhile might just be Larry Coon.

[BlackOutBuzz]

Best Cap Expert Award. LAMAR

BlackoutBuzz meanwhile might just be Larry Coon.

Lol, I definitely read cbafaq.com like a book. I also held an email conversation with him not too long ago on cap holds and qualifying offer variables. Cool guy and (obviously) very informative.

[LamarMatic7]

Best Cap Expert Award. LAMAR

BlackoutBuzz meanwhile might just be Larry Coon.

Lol, I definitely read cbafaq.com like a book. I also held an email conversation with him not too long ago on cap holds and qualifying offer variables. Cool guy and (obviously) very informative.

That's great to hear. I've had a few tweet long conversation with Mark Deeks on twitter. Also seemed like a cool guy, willing to answer questions and explain things.

[Eoghan]

MVP, Most Valuable Poster How does one measure excellence? Tales of stopped up toilets? Disparagement of all Southern peoples? There are countless ways. But the answer is indefatigable hating of Rick Bonnell. Winner: Liver Pooty

ROY, Best New Poster (registered less than 1 year) This is a toss up. I'm sure there is more than two but the ones that stick out the most are Braggins and Hornet Mania. How does one pick between these two? One doesn't. Like Grant Hill and Jason Kidd in 1994, these two are both ROY. Which one suffers devastating injuries and which one has bouts of drunken driving and domestic abuse? I think we all know the answer.

Best Mod I liked JDR before he was a mod and this likability hasn't wavered since he was tempted with the diabolical superpowers of internet moderating.

Best Trader Award I'm giving this one to Bob's Buddy based on persistence and the fact that he stopped trying to give Biz away for a bag of funyuns and an out of date can of Fresca.

Best Gamethread Poster Award This is a tough one but I'm going rogue and giving it to Catch22. He derails a game thread more often than not but this year train wrecks were more entertaining than actually watching the Hornets play.

Best Prospect Scout Award This is a toughie. Randomly, I'll say Snidely FC. Always well thought-out it seems.

Best Cap Expert Award Some dude from Burlington.

Best Avatar I can't give myself this award so I'm going with Benjamin Linus or something like that. I don't why, I just like it.

Best Signature I've had sigs turned off this year so I have no idea. I know I'm not choosing Liver Pooty b/c I effing hate those goddamn farmers only commercials. Lamar probably has a cool sig, I'll go with Lamar.

Most Insightful Poster Flip Murray. Probably.

Most Divisive Poster I really don't think anyone was all that divisive this year, in the traditional sense. I'm giving this to Yosemite Ben b/c without him we'd all be united in our hatred of Clifford and/or Big Al.

Most Likely to Get Banned LofJ. He knows what he did.

Most Likely to Become a Future Mod MrGLover, 'nuff said.

Biggest Homer Biz GilWalker for all his lopsided trades on the trade board. C'mon Biz, let us trade MKG for garbage already!

Best Use of Pics/Gifs Whoever posted that pic of Clifford where he looked drunk. Fats or Sachmo I think.

Best Storyteller LP's stories upset my delicate sensibilities so I'll give this one to Sachmo for some reason.

Biggest Troll Catch earned this fairly easily.

Most Annoying Poster Yosemite Ben b/c he always disagrees with me. So annoying.

Most Bipolar Poster I don't know about bipolar but most "what have you done for me lately" is definitely LIver Pooty. Zeller is about 3 consecutive missed jumpers away from being a star PF to the worst garbage since Kemba, Biz, [insert player that can't shoot here].

Funniest Poster W_Hamilton. Very efficient Lulz to posts ratio.

Mr.Negativety Yosemite Ben, always popping my "Cho and/or Clifford might get fired" balloon. Jerk.

Mr.Positivety UNC_NYC or whatever his name is. Award given reflects his thoughts on all UNC players only.

Most Likely to Drink and Post Award Pooty

The HornyBee Award Ooh, this is a close one too. You'd think Pooty would sweep this with his "gay for Parsons" schtick but I'm going with Master Ichiro who seemingly walks around Connecticut in an open robed, white fur coat just slaying females in UConn lingerie.

Poster you would love to meet in person and watch a game with Lamar, who could be a total **** in real life but it means a trip to Europe and all its wonderful beer and football.

Poster you would like to meet and punch in the testicles ball teacher. He also knows what he did.

[yosemiteben]

Most Annoying Poster Yosemite Ben b/c he always disagrees with me. So annoying.

Completely disagree. Pretty sure there was a time once when we agreed. Think it had to do with disc golf though...